SO_E_U1_DVD.doc

  Elementary Unit 1 DVD Script

Mn = Manuel                            M = Major                            BF = Basil Fawlty

Mn:               How are you, sir? You see, I speak English well. I learn it from a book. Hello, I am English. Hello. How are you, sir? I can speak English. Ah, hello, Major. How are you today?

M:               Oh … I’m fine, thank you.

Mn:               It’s a beautiful day, today.

M:               Is it? Oh … Yes, yes. I suppose it is.

Mn:               Yes, I can speak English. I learn it from a book.

M:               Did you, did you really? … Oh, there you are, Fawlty.

BF:               Yes. I’m just going to open up, Major.

M:               Oh, fine. I say, that’s, that’s a remarkable animal you have there, Fawlty. Er … Where did you get it?

BF:               Er … Samson’s. In the town.

M:               Really? Well, was, was it expensive?

BF:               Er … 12 pounds, I think.

M:               Good Lord! Japanese, was it?

BF:               Canadian, I think, Major.

M:               I didn’t know the Canadians were as clever as that, by God!

BF:               He’s started early.