{1}{72}movie info: XVID 576x432 23.976fps 233.0 MB|/SubEdit b.4072 (http://subedit.com.pl)/ {1966}{2011}HOME CHOPPING NETWORK {2048}{2079}WELL, KIDDIES, {2080}{2171}I'M AFRAID OUR|DESIGNER HANGER|OFFER HAS EXPIRED. {2172}{2223}WOULD SOMEBODY|PLEASE GET|MR. DE LA RENTA {2224}{2247}OUT OF HERE? {2271}{2322}NEXT UP ON THE|HOME CHOPPING NETWORK. {2323}{2405}IT'S TIME FOR|THE CRYPT KEEPER'S|FASHION BOO-TIQUE. {2406}{2464}TODAY, WE FEATURING|MY FULL LINE {2464}{2525}{y:i}OF APR�S VIE|DEATH CARE PRODUCTS. {2526}{2585}WE'VE GOT EVERYTHING|FROM FACE-SCREAM {2586}{2633}TO MAS-SCARE-A. {2633}{2670}TRY SOME. {2671}{2716}IT'S THE BEST THING|YOU CAN DO FOR... {2717}{2796}DEM-ISE.|HEE HEE HEE HEE! {2797}{2876}OR MAYBE I COULD|INTEREST YOU {2877}{2917}IN TONIGHT'S SPECIAL. {2918}{2955}IT'S A TASTELESS TIDBIT {2956}{3036}ABOUT A TRAVELING|CEMETERY PLOT SALESMAN {3037}{3126}WHO'S ABOUT TO MAKE|A GRAVE MISTAKE. {3127}{3216}{y:i}I CALL IT DEATH|OF SOME SALESMEN. {3326}{3418}DEATH OF SOME SALESMEN {4596}{4710}HA. EB JONES,|COME ON DOWN. {4909}{4961}YOU'RE UP ALREADY. {4962}{5020}WHAT TIME IS IT? {5020}{5066}ALMOST 6:00 A. M. {5067}{5109}HASH-SLINGIN' TIME. {5110}{5151}HASH-SLINGIN'... {5152}{5192}I TOLD YOU LAST NIGHT|I'M THROUGH {5192}{5231}WITH THAT GODDAMN|COFFEE SHOP. {5232}{5303}I'M GOING WITH YOU.|ISN'T THAT WHAT WE SAID? {5304}{5375}WELL, THERE'S BEEN A|LITTLE CHANGE OF PLANS. {5430}{5480}BUT WE SAID LAST NIGHT. {5481}{5530}LAST NIGHT|WAS LAST NIGHT. {5531}{5574}SO YOU LIED TO ME. {5574}{5619}NO, YOU SAID|YOU WANTED {5620}{5661}TO GET OUT OF THIS|STINKING LITTLE BURG {5662}{5703}AND I SOLD YOU|A WAY TO DO IT. {5704}{5732}FOR THE NIGHT. {5733}{5817}NOW IT'S MORNING. AND|THE WARRANTY'S EXPIRED. {5878}{5908}DAMN YOU! {5909}{6000}OH, SPARE ME THE TEARS,|OK, SWEETHEART? {6001}{6047}BUT YOU SAID|YOU LOVED ME. {6090}{6144}YES. YES.|I SAID I LOVED YOU, {6145}{6191}AND YOU DROPPED|YOUR LITTLE PANTIES. {6191}{6237}IT'S CALLED SALESMANSHIP. {7277}{7319}YOU MUST BE|MRS. JONES. {7320}{7356}YES, I AM. {7357}{7415}I'M JUDD CAMPBELL|FROM THE RESTFUL HILLS|MEMORIAL PARK. {7416}{7474}YOU KNOW,|YOU'RE EXACTLY THE WAY|YOUR HUSBAND SAID YOU ARE. {7475}{7508}IS HE HERE? {7509}{7585}WELL, NO.|HE PASSED ON|A FEW DAYS AGO. {7586}{7654}THE FUNERAL|WAS YESTERDAY. {7655}{7694}I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. {7695}{7765}I- JUST LAST MONDAY,|I SAW HIM... {7766}{7803}IT'S LIKE|HE SAW IT COMING. {7804}{7847}HE DID.|HE HAD CANCER. {7848}{7889}WELL, I KNOW THAT,|BUT... {7890}{7987}MONDAY, HE PUTS|A DOWN PAYMENT ON|A NEW CEMETERY PLOT. {7988}{8048}AND THEN SUDDENLY... {8049}{8171}DID YOU SAY HE PUT|A DOWN PAYMENT ON|A CEMETERY PLOT? {8172}{8210}$250. {8211}{8246}FOR BOTH YOU|AND HIM. {8247}{8318}WELL, HE DIDN'T SAY|ANYTHING ABOUT IT TO ME. {8319}{8391}WELL, HE WANTED IT|TO BE A SURPRISE. {8392}{8448}HE PICKED THIS SPOT|RIGHT HERE. {8449}{8504}HE WANTED YOU|TO BE AMONG THE FIRST {8505}{8577}TO ENJOY ETERNAL REST|AMIDST ALL THAT BEAUTY. {8578}{8615}SHAME. HE WAS|SO EXCITED ABOUT {8616}{8652}THE BENEFITS|PACKAGE, TOO. {8653}{8730}FUNERAL EXPENSES,|PLUS 10,000 CASH. {8731}{8757}HE LOVED YOU|SO MUCH. {8758}{8803}$10,000? {8804}{8848}YEAH. {8849}{8884}I'LL ARRANGE FOR YOU|TO GET FULL A REFUND, {8885}{8915}WHEN I GET BACK|TO THE OFFICE, {8916}{8976}OF THE $250 DEPOSIT. {8977}{9038}OH, BUT, UM,|ISN'T THERE SOME WAY {9039}{9099}THAT I COULD GET|THE BENEFITS? {9100}{9140}I DON'T SEE HOW. {9140}{9218}YOUR HUSBAND HAS|ALREADY PASSED ON. {9219}{9296}WELL, WHAT IF|I PAID YOU THE MONEY? {9297}{9354}MA'AM, THAT|WOULD BE ILLEGAL. {9355}{9406}I DON'T SEE WHY. {9407}{9499}MY HUSBAND INTENDED|TO PAY YOU THE MONEY. {9499}{9540}WHAT IF HE'D|ALREADY SENT IT? {9541}{9608}NOW, LOOK.|I COULD PAY YOU|THE MONEY NOW, {9609}{9636}IN CASH. {9637}{9725}AND WHO'S TO KNOW|WHEN YOU GOT IT? {9726}{9784}OH, PLEASE. {9785}{9828}THE FUNERAL WAS|SO EXPENSIVE. {9829}{9936}AND EB DIDN'T LEAVE ME|HARDLY A PIG'S WHISTLE. {9937}{9982}ISN'T THERE SOME WAY? {9983}{10027}HOW MUCH DID HE OWE YOU? {10028}{10087}ANOTHER $250. {10088}{10123}PFFT.|I DON'T KNOW. {10124}{10190}I SUPPOSE|IF IT WERE CASH. {10191}{10255}OH, I'LL GET IT|FOR YOU. {10425}{10470}BOING. {10600}{10710}I'M AFRAID I-|I ONLY HAVE $187. {10711}{10734}OOH. {10735}{10773}THAT'S ALL I GOT|IN THE WHOLE WORLD. {10774}{10830}ISN'T THERE SOME WAY? {10831}{10929}MRS. JONES, YOU'RE|SUCH A NICE LADY. {10930}{10967}I'LL FIND A WAY. {10995}{11033}OH, BLESS YOU. {11034}{11071}BLESS YOU. {11841}{11879}CAN I HELP YOU? {11880}{11952}YOU MUST BE|MRS. COMFRY. {11953}{12013}YOU KNOW, YOU'RE EXACTLY|THE WAY YOUR HUSBAND|SAID YOU WERE. {12014}{12045}HE'S A VERY LUCKY MAN. {12046}{12077}MRS. WHO? {12078}{12108}MRS. COMFRY. {12109}{12172}THERE'S NOBODY HERE|BY THAT NAME. {12173}{12235}WH-WH-ISN'T THIS|2465 MAPLE STREET? {12236}{12276}NO. {12277}{12328}THIS HERE|IS MAPLE DRIVE. {12328}{12388}MAPLE STREET|IS WAY ACROSS TOWN. {12389}{12425}OH. MY MISTAKE. {12426}{12467}END OF THE DAY.|YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. {12468}{12504}BYE. {12549}{12578}YOUNG MAN. {12637}{12695}ARE YOU SELLING SOMETHING? {12753}{12805}AS A MATTER OF FACT... {12806}{12857}BECAUSE|AT RESTFUL HILLS, {12858}{12916}WE BELIEVE THAT BOTH YOU|AND YOUR LOVED ONES {12917}{13025}SHOULD BE ABLE TO|REST IN PEACE BEFORE|AS WELL AS AFTER. {13025}{13068}OH, IT SOUNDS SO NICE. {13069}{13139}I DO HAVE A LOVELY|BROCHURE THAT I'D- {13140}{13209}I'M SORRY. I DON'T|WANT PA TO MISS THIS. {13210}{13245}PA! {13246}{13337}OH, WHERE IS|THAT OLD GOAT? {13338}{13368}PA! {13369}{13401}WHERE IN TARNATION|ARE YOU? {13402}{13451}HONESTLY. {13452}{13475}HOLD YOUR HORSES, MA! {13476}{13542}I'M RIGHT IN|THE MIDDLE OF DIGGING! {13543}{13606}OH, WE GOT COMPANY. {13606}{13686}MR. CAMPBELL'S|A SALESMAN, PA. {13687}{13737}A SALESMAN! {13737}{13780}AIN'T THAT NICE?! {13781}{13822}IN THE OLD DAYS, {13823}{13894}TRAVELING SALESMEN|USED TO COME BY|ALL THE TIME. {13895}{13952}OF COURSE, NOWADAYS,|EVERYBODY STAYS HOME, {13953}{13996}DOES THEIR SHOPPING|ON THE TV. {13997}{14053}I DON'T KNOW,|BUT TO ME IT JUST|AIN'T THE SAME. {14054}{14076}NO. {14077}{14143}WELL, SIT YOURSELF. {14144}{14193}SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT. {14194}{14243}I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. {14243}{14271}BUYING THINGS|LONG DISTANCE, {14272}{14320}YOU KNOW, YOU LOSE|THAT HUMAN CONNECTION. {14321}{14361}AIN'T THAT|THE TRUTH? {14362}{14410}AND WHEN|THE PRODUCT COMES... {14410}{14442}SHUT UP, MA. {14443}{14480}THE YOUNG MAN|DON'T GIVE A DAMN|WHAT YOU THINK. {14481}{14526}LET HIM GET|DOWN TO BUSINESS. {14527}{14574}I'LL DO JUST THAT, SIR. {14575}{14620}AT RESTFUL HILLS|MEMORIAL PARK- {14621}{14664}THAT SOME KIND|OF CEMETERY? {14665}{14720}WE CALL OURSELVES|A MEMORIAL PARK. {14721}{14776}WHAT WE DO|IS A WHOLE NEW CONCEPT {14776}{14819}THAT TRIES TO BRING PEACE|TO YOUR LOVED ONES {14820}{14871}BOTH BEFORE AND AFTER|YOUR DEMISE. {14872}{14925}FOR STARTERS,|WE FOUND A PIECE|OF PROPERTY, {14926}{14959}NORTH SIDE OF TOWN, {14959}{15011}THAT WILL JUST KNOCK|YOUR SOCKS OFF. {15012}{15063}LOOK AT THIS.|ISN'T THAT GORGEOUS? {15064}{15098}OH, IT SURE IS! {15099}{15199}IT LOOKS LIKE|THE PERFECT PLACE|TO SPEND ETERNITY. {15200}{15252}IT DOES LOOK RESTFUL,|DOESN'T IT? {15253}{15306}IT'S THE KIND OF PLACE|THE WHOLE FAMILY {15307}{15354}WILL ENJOY COMING TO|TO PAY THEIR|LAST RESPECTS, {15355}{15401}AND THAT IN TURN,|MAKES THE PROCESS|OF MOURNING {15401}{15449}JUST PLAIN EASIER|ON EVERYONE. {15450}{15496}NOW, ISN'T THAT|A NICE IDEA, PA? {15497}{15623}WHEN DOES|THE BEFOREHAND|STUFF COME IN? {15624}{15710}THAT'S-|THAT'S VERY SMART, SIR. {15711}{15752}THE BEFOREHAND PART {15753}{15826}COMES WITH|THE DEATH BENEFITS PACKAGE. {15827}{15883}NOW, FOR A SMALL,|NOMINAL FEE, {15883}{15938}WE PAY AT THE TIME|OF DEMISE, {15939}{15974}FULL FUNERAL EXPENSES, {15975}{16048}PLUS A DEATH BENEFIT|OF $10,000 CASH. {16049}{16120}THAT WAY, YOU KNOW|YOUR LOVED ONES {16121}{16157}ARE GOING TO BE TAKEN CARE|OF BEFOREHAND. {16158}{16191}HOW NOMINAL? {16192}{16259}$500 BUYS EVERYTHING|FOR THE BOTH OF YOU. {16260}{16332}$500? THAT'S ALL? {16491}{16592}OF COURSE, WE DO HAVE|THE EXTENDED DEATH BENEFIT {16593}{16639}OF $20,000. {16639}{16728}AND THAT'LL|ONLY COST YOU 750. {16729}{16813}$750 BUYS YOU|$20,000? {16814}{16886}NO. YOU'RE BOTH COVERED. {16887}{16958}SO WE'RE TALKING $40,000. {17015}{17051}OHH. {17052}{17100}OH, WELL. {17101}{17180}WE CAN'T SAY NO|TO THAT, CAN WE? {17181}{17206}WE'LL DO IT. {17207}{17275}GREAT. I'LL DRAW|UP THE PAPERWORK. {17276}{17343}OF COURSE, WE'LL HAVE|TO SEE IT FIRST. {17344}{17381}SEE? {17382}{17441}SEE WHAT THE CEMETERY|PLOT LOOKS LIKE. {17442}{17522}WE LIKE TO SEE|A THING WORK|BEFORE WE BUY IT. {17523}{17602}WELL, IT, UM, IT LOOKS|PRETTY MUCH LIKE THIS. {17602}{17694}CAN'T BUY NOTHING|TILL WE SEE IT FIRST. {17785}{17841}OK, I'LL TELL YOU|WHAT I'M GOING TO DO. {17841}{17889}I'M GOING TO SUBMIT|YOUR PAPERWORK|WITH THE PAYMENT, {17890}{17919}AND I'M GOING TO COME|BACK TOMORROW, {17920}{17948}I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU|THERE MYSELF. {17948}{17983}HOW DOES THAT SOUND? {17984}{18019}SURE THING. {18020}{18068}I EXPECT YOU'D LIKE|ME AND MA TO GO DOWNSTAIRS {18069}{18092}AND GET YOU SOME MONEY. {18093}{18123}YOU TAKE CASH? {18124}{18206}I PREFER CASH.|IT SPEEDS UP THE PROCESS. {18207}{18275}WELL, WE WON'T BE|BUT A MINUTE. {18329}{18366}AHH. {18367}{18414}YOU WANT SOME COFFEE|OR SOMETHING? {18415}{18438}YEAH. {18438}{18501}IF YOU'VE BEEN|ON THE ROAD ALL DAY, {18502}{18579}I EXPECT YOU COULD USE|A LITTLE PICK-ME-UP. {18610}{18645}COME ON NOW, MA! {18645}{18749}WE DON'T WANT TO|KEEP THE YOUNG MAN! {18750}{18791}COMING, PA. {19592}{19655}I'M AFRAID YOU AIN'T|GOING ANYWHERE! {19945}{20000}I SAY WE KILL HIM NOW. {20001}{20050}I WON'T LET YOU|DO IT, PA. {20051}{20074}DAMN IT, WOMAN. {20075}{20119}I'M TIRED OF YOU|ARGUING WITH ME. {20120}{20165}IF I WANT HIM DEAD,|HE'S DEAD! {20166}{20209}AND THAT'...
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