{1}{72}movie info: XviD; 23.976fps; 576x240; 698MB|Accepted.DVDRip.XViD-ALLiANCE {1054}{1125}{y:i}Everyone,|{y:i}have your money ready.|{y:i}We only have so much time. {1127}{1186}Okay, say, "Cheers!"|Cheers. {1188}{1226}Say, "Beer!"|Beer! {1228}{1262}Say, "Cheers!" {1305}{1345}Glen, you got to take|that shirt off, pal. {1346}{1371}Why? {1373}{1433}Hands, you wanna|field this one? {1435}{1477}Uh, dude, you're getting|a fake ID {1478}{1525}and you're wearing|a shirt that says|you're in high school. {1526}{1554}So? {1556}{1607}Okay, whatever.|I'll fix it later. {1609}{1636}Just do|what you were doing. {1638}{1681}Give me|some nice cat things. {1685}{1720}- {y:i}B!|- {y:i}Oh, hey, Schrader. {1722}{1763}What the hell|is going on here? {1765}{1793}Relax, pal. {1794}{1824}Five percent goes|to your favorite charity. {1826}{1865}Uh, I forgot to tell you,|I borrowed your keys. {1866}{1914}You borrowed my keys?|Come on. {1915}{1945}Well, I needed them.|Ow. {1946}{1985}We're providing|a vital service|to America's youth here. {1987}{2042}Could we get|the next in line, please?|No, we're not. Stay there! {2044}{2091}We're contributing to|the delinquency of minors, B. {2093}{2140}{y:i}Do you know|{y:i}what will happen to me|{y:i}if I get caught? {2142}{2181}{y:i}Every day|{y:i}after eighth period, {2183}{2221}Vice Principal Matthews|comes in here. {2222}{2264}{y:i}He picks up|{y:i}the women's fitness magazine {2266}{2313}{y:i}and he snaps one off! {2315}{2349}Are you serious?|Yes. {2350}{2374}That is a problem. {2376}{2425}Uh, okay, well,|we still have the rest|of eighth period, right? {2426}{2465}So, we'll just|pack everybody up|and get out of here. {2466}{2490}Okay, let's go! {2527}{2554}Shit! {2665}{2716}Gaines! Gaines! Gaines! {2729}{2759}Okay, good, good. {2761}{2818}Ah, wonderful!|Vice Principal Matthews! {2820}{2846}So glad you could join us! {2848}{2887}What the hell is this? {2890}{2922}It's Glee Club|practice, sir. {2924}{2993}We're just gettin' ready|for Memorial Day.|It's a big one for us. {2994}{3035}We don't have|a Glee Club. {3044}{3069}Not yet,|we don't, sir. {3071}{3121}But as the graduating class,|we wanted to leave behind {3123}{3171}a legacy that inspires|future students {3173}{3235}to take initiative|rather than spend their time, {3237}{3306}I don't know,|privately defacing|women's fitness magazines. {3323}{3352}I mean, I went|to read an article {3354}{3403}about no carbs|and higher reps|the other day {3405}{3437}and the pages were...|You are a rotten egg. {3438}{3493}...as if by|some natural adhesive.|That'll be enough. {3495}{3533}I need to cut|the pounds {3535}{3569}and I can't open the...|Stop it! {3570}{3616}Whatever does it for...|Stop it! {3618}{3656}That's all|I'm gonna say. {3658}{3701}Thank God|you're graduating. {3743}{3781}I'm the fourth-generation|Schrader...|Sorry. {3782}{3827}to go to|Harmon College, okay?|Yeah. {3829}{3869}I can't do anything|to screw that up. {3870}{3933}You know, like, I don't know,|getting busted|for identity fraud. {3934}{3990}Look at you.|Would you stop, man? Relax. {3992}{4026}We're all goin'|to college, okay? {4027}{4074}This is said by the guy|who's been rejected...|Hey, B. {4076}{4101}...by seven schools. {4102}{4141}Hey, I'm creating|dramatic tension. {4142}{4185}I got a good feeling|about number eight!|Ugh. {4202}{4299}I got in! I got in!|I got into Princeton! {4301}{4349}Yeah! Yeah! {4382}{4425}Hey, I think that guy|got into Princeton. {4426}{4456}Oh, what makes you say that? {4458}{4482}I don't know. {4484}{4512}Bartleby! Hey. {4514}{4557}Hey, how are you,|Monica?|Hey, how are you? {4559}{4605}Good. Do you know Schrader? {4606}{4665}No, I don't think so. Oh!|Yes! We... {4683}{4724}I actually...|We had a class. {4726}{4750}Oh, yeah. {4752}{4805}My shit was all crazy.|I sat way behind you. {4806}{4860}Yeah. Sorry.|I don't remember|you, either. {4862}{4889}Sorry.|It's all right. {4890}{4947}Um, anyway, I really wanted|to ask you something. {4949}{4974}Sure, anything. {4976}{5001}Um, you know,|I know it's really late, {5003}{5034}but, um, last minute|and everything, {5036}{5077}but prom is coming up soon,|you know?|It's okay. Yes. {5079}{5147}And I'm actually having|a party at my house|beforehand. {5149}{5189}Awesome!|And I was wondering {5191}{5259}if you'd like to, um...|If you could, um... {5261}{5308}I'd love to.|...mow our lawn. {5336}{5385}Mow your lawn?|Yeah. {5387}{5435}Oh.|I'm sorry. {5454}{5511}Yeah. I'm really embarrassed,|but, you know, {5513}{5564}our mower's broken|and my mom was just, like,|"Ask Bartleby!" {5566}{5590}That's cool! {5592}{5643}I... Yeah. Tell your mother|I would love to mow the lawn.|Really? {5645}{5672}Of course. {5674}{5697}Thank you so much.|Yeah, sure. {5699}{5747}Thank you.|Hey, babe! Hey, yo,|Monica! Come on! {5749}{5784}Sorry, I got to go. {5786}{5823}But thank you, again.|Yeah, s-sure. {5825}{5869}You're really helping us out.|Oh, great to see you. {5870}{5909}And, hey, it was nice to meet,|um, see you. Talk to you. {5910}{5950}Yes, yes. It was... It was|so nice catching up with you. {5952}{5995}Yeah. Okay. Bye-bye.|B-Bye, Monica. {5997}{6032}Hey, I'm sorry|to keep you waiting, baby. {6034}{6085}Hoyt Ambrose. Hoyt! {6087}{6156}Hoyt Ambrose.|What's that guy got|that I don't have? {6158}{6198}I just need to get a car. {6231}{6263}And classic good looks. {6672}{6709}"I regret..." {6932}{6989}I can't believe|I didn't get into State! {6990}{7023}I wasn't even aiming high|with that one. {7025}{7050}That was my fallback! {7052}{7101}It was my safety school,|my fail-safe! {7102}{7169}Maybe you're just|too average. {7172}{7199}Hey, time out. {7201}{7229}Too average? {7238}{7298}Okay. Okay.|Excuse me, Lizzie. {7300}{7337}R-R-Remember who|you're talkin' to here. {7339}{7370}I didn't have to go|to gym class|for a whole year {7372}{7406}'cause I claimed|to be allergic to sweat. {7408}{7470}Or what about the time|I got the note from my doctor|saying I was nocturnal {7472}{7510}and I was allowed|to study in my dreams? {7512}{7574}I got the school bully,|Frank Daley,|kicked out for two years {7576}{7620}because he was|sexually harassing me {7622}{7680}by pushing me up|against the locker|and I said I felt something. {7682}{7725}I mean, come on.|That was pure genius. {7727}{7806}Maybe if you didn't write|an essay called|"I Don't Have a Clue." {7808}{7837}Well, it's true. You know? {7838}{7886}I don't have a clue|what I want to do|with the rest of my life. {7887}{7927}Mom and Dad|are gonna kill you. {7929}{7963}O ye of little faith. {7968}{8018}They're not gonna kill me.|Uh-huh. {8023}{8049}I just have to spin it {8050}{8098}and put it in terms|they can understand. {8100}{8132}I don't understand. {8134}{8177}I don't understand, either. {8184}{8221}Okay, I figure it|like this. {8223}{8286}The average cost of college|is, what, $20,000 a year? {8288}{8334}Now, according|to these estimates|that I got off the Web... {8335}{8368}You can pass those around. {8370}{8405}Someone with no education|beyond high school {8407}{8479}can expect to make|about $20,000 a year|in the current job market. {8481}{8530}Now, that being said,|over the next four years, {8532}{8605}you could either|spend $80,000 {8606}{8666}or I could make $80,000. {8694}{8747}Are you saying|you don't want to|go to college? {8749}{8805}No. I'm saying that|it is fiscally irresponsible {8807}{8857}for me to go|to college. You know? {8862}{8913}Are you huffing?|Oh, God. No. {8914}{8960}Are you high?|You're huffing grass? {8962}{9021}No. I'm not huffing, Mom.|I'm not stoned.|I'm completely fine. {9023}{9085}In fact, I'm more clear|and level-headed|than I've ever been. {9087}{9137}Okay, cut the crap,|Bartleby. {9139}{9173}Society has rules. {9180}{9246}And the first rule is|you go to college.|Mmm-hmm. {9248}{9311}You want to have a happy|and successful life?|You go to college. {9313}{9361}If you want to be somebody,|you go to college. {9362}{9414}If you want to fit in,|you go to college. {9416}{9477}Well, you know what?|Maybe I didn't|get into college. {9668}{9693}What do you mean? {9762}{9809}I didn't get accepted|anywhere. {9821}{9859}Oh, Bartleby. {9861}{9884}Damn it. {9886}{9971}I knew he should've started|preparing for college|in junior high {9973}{10004}like his sister. {10006}{10057}Now, she's got a shot.|I've got a shot. {10058}{10089}She's got a shot.|Listen, guys. {10090}{10142}There are plenty|of successful people|who didn't go to college. {10144}{10187}Albert Einstein,|you know. {10189}{10238}Pocahontas never|went to college. {10240}{10283}Corey Feldman|and Corey Haim. {10285}{10312}They had a great run. {10314}{10351}Both Lewis and Clark. {10356}{10397}Suzanne Somers. Bono. {10426}{10477}I need to go|check on the cobbler. {10526}{10571}"Check the cobbler."|Glug, glug, glug. {10579}{10661}You know, I really don't|care what Sonny Bono|did or didn't do. {10673}{10707}You're goin' to college. {10813}{10848}I told you so. {10850}{10881}You were adopted. {10927}{10956}Everyone, {10958}{11030}I would like|to propose a toast|to our graduates. {11032}{11072}To the Class of 2006, {11074}{11126}may the next four years|of college {11128}{11174}be the best years|of your life. {11175}{11209}Hear, hear.|Mom. {11242}{11289}Hey.|Hey, man, what's up? {11290}{11345}What's up, B?|How you doin'?|What's up? {11350}{11393}Dude, I swear,|if one more person tells me {11394}{11449}how excited they are|to go to college,|I'm gonna lose it. {11450}{11484}Oh, man,|I heard about|the scholarship. {11486}{11545}That's insane.|You're one of the best|receivers in the state. {11547}{11610}Uh, the best. And, uh,|no knee, no football, man. {11612}{11659}That sucks.|What are you gonna do now? {11666}{11713}I have no idea. {11726}{11761}That makes two of us, pal. {11763}{11812}It's fine, it's fine,|it's fine, ...
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