1 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:45,208 Do you recognize who this stud is in the blue shorts right here? 2 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:47,931 That's me the summer I got out of college. 3 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:51,050 Wow, Dad, you used to have muscles. 4 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:53,009 Well, I still got a few. 5 00:00:53,160 --> 00:00:54,321 Where? 6 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:56,121 They're hibernating. 7 00:00:57,920 --> 00:00:59,160 Who's that girl? 8 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:00,647 That's Mommy. 9 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:03,565 No, the young one standing next to you. 10 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:05,370 That's Mommy. 11 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:08,251 How come Mommy doesn't wear a bikini anymore? 12 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:10,562 Is it because of her fat ass? 13 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:12,961 Yeah. I guess. 14 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:16,283 What? No. Who said Mommy has a fat ass? 15 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:17,885 Mommy did. 16 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:19,485 Words hurt, Gunnar. 17 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:24,331 Hey, honey. We better get a move on. We gotta meet up with Fred and Grace soon. 18 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:26,568 No, I know, I know. I'm trying. 19 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:28,529 How long do you think you're gonna be? 20 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:31,968 Uh, 45 minutes? Less, if you help with the kids. 21 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:33,804 No, 45 minutes is good. 22 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:36,930 And this photograph is of me in high school. 23 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:39,765 I'm kidding. A joke. Come on. 24 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:44,448 Okay, come on. Bath time. Time to scrub some backs and clean some cracks. 25 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:51,042 I miss going out with you on Saturday nights. 26 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:54,090 I wanna have a new policy of going out six nights a week without the kids. 27 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:57,920 I think it would be good for us to go out one night a week... 28 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:01,209 - ...where it's just you and me. It would be-- - You gotta be kidding. 29 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:03,488 - What? - You just checked out that girl's butt. 30 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:05,967 - Who did? - You did. And it's rude. 31 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:08,327 - What? Do you think she noticed? - I noticed. 32 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:11,126 Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm just spacy tonight, honey, I'm sorry. 33 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:13,089 Hey, guys, come on. We're late. 34 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:15,163 - Hey. - Hi. 35 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:16,691 - Hey, Rick. - How you doing? 36 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:19,411 - What's wrong? - Nothing. 37 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:21,369 Grace, let me ask you a question. 38 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:23,921 Does Fred ever check out other women in front of you? 39 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:27,567 No, no. Fred's not a gawker. He's a good boy. Ha, ha. 40 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:30,246 - Hmm. - Come on, let's go say hi to Dr. Lucy. 41 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:32,887 - Let's go get a beer. - Yeah. 42 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:35,281 - Hey. - Hi. 43 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:37,522 - Congratulations. - Thank you, thank you. 44 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:39,250 Our first friend to win an award. 45 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:41,801 Oh, stop it. Listen, I don't deserve this thing. 46 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:44,281 - Oh. Come on. Yes, you do. Yes, you do. - Oh, come on. 47 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:47,250 - The whole thing is just embarrassing. - Stop it. 48 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:48,686 What is this, amateur hour? 49 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:51,366 How does your wife catch you checking out another girl? 50 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:54,211 She walked by and I glanced back for like half a second. 51 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:56,243 - Two beers, please. - You got it. 52 00:02:56,440 --> 00:03:00,206 Hey, Quagmire, you don't wait for the girl to walk past and glance back at her. 53 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:04,729 You spot her from 15 feet away, turn, then wait for her to walk into your line of vision. 54 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:06,564 - What do you mean? - Don't you get it? 55 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:09,200 You can't help if her butt walks where you're looking. 56 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:11,522 Where you're looking. It was your air space. 57 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:13,170 - What could you do? - Exactly. 58 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:14,526 - Is that an original? - No. 59 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:15,920 - Who? - Coakley. 60 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:17,491 - Coakley? He did. - Hey, guys. 61 00:03:17,640 --> 00:03:18,801 Hey, Missy. 62 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:21,008 Drink up, guys. Let's get this party started. 63 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:22,207 - Yes. - Whoo! 64 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:23,930 - Whoo! Ha, ha. - Whoo! OW. 65 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:27,129 Missy sure is looking chipper for someone going through a divorce. 66 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:28,691 Yeah. God. 67 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:30,649 You know what I love about divorc??es? 68 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:31,926 They love sex. 69 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:33,650 - Is that true? - I don't know. 70 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:37,327 - I like to think so, though. Ha, ha. - You would like to think it was true. 71 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:38,481 God. 72 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:41,325 Look at those meatheads checking out Missy. 73 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:43,801 - Do they think, they're invisible? - I know. 74 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:46,122 Hey, I thought you said Fred isn't a gawker. 75 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:48,965 He was standing right there. I can't let him know I know. 76 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:51,367 - it'll take all the fun out of it. - Ha, ha. 77 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:54,490 Oh, God, he has this stupid move where he looks back... 78 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:56,483 ...and he waits for the girl to pass... 79 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:59,610 ...so that it seems like he couldn't help but notice her ass. it's pathetic. 80 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:04,770 You wanna hear a great idea? 81 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:08,208 Why don't you go upstairs and slip into something uncomfortable... 82 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:10,169 ...while I give the babysitter a ride home? 83 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,610 I want to, honey. I really do. 84 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:16,525 It's after midnight and I gotta get up early with the kids. 85 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:19,365 No, I'll get up with the kids. I'll take them to the park. 86 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:22,808 I'll take them to Finn's birthday party. You just stay in bed... 87 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:25,850 ...and play back some of the more acrobatic highlights... 88 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,321 ...from the show I'm about to put on for you. 89 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:31,848 - Mm. Okay. I'm in. Ha, ha. - Ah. 90 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:33,690 They're home! 91 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:34,841 Sorry. 92 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:37,771 He couldn't fall asleep. 93 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:39,689 So how were the little monsters tonight? 94 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,370 Perfect. 95 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:43,363 That Gunnar is so cute. 96 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:46,603 He's like a little monkey. He just wants to climb all over me. 97 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:49,167 Hmm. 98 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:53,206 All right, here we are. 99 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:55,603 Good night. Thank you. 100 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:57,649 Mr. Mills, can I ask you something? 101 00:04:57,800 --> 00:04:58,847 Yeah, shoot. 102 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,206 I was wondering, um .... 103 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:02,331 Could you buy me some beer? 104 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:03,561 Buy you some--? 105 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:05,166 How old are you? 106 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:07,328 I'll be 21 next week. 107 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:11,081 - Wow. That's a biggie. Happy birthday. - Yeah. 108 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:12,971 So could you? 109 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:15,686 Well, you know, the law's pretty clear on this. 110 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:18,081 I think you can get into a lot of trouble-- 111 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:20,083 Come on, I'm a junior in college. 112 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:21,890 You drank when you were in college. 113 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:24,850 - I .... - Besides, it's so arbitrary. 114 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,526 How does it make sense that 20's old enough to vote or watch porn... 115 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:30,371 - ...but it's too young to have a beer? - Really? 116 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:32,761 Twenty's old enough to, um--? 117 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:35,605 - Vote? - No. The other thing. 118 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:38,604 Watch porn? Yeah. Half the girls in those things are my age. 119 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:42,560 I mean, unless it's that weird fetish stuff where the women are, like, 40. Ha, ha. 120 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:43,767 Mm. 121 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:46,571 Look, I promise, no one's gonna find out. 122 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:50,611 Join me down at the river. We'll listen to some tunes and ...
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