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Minor Detail
Sharkey, John Michael
Published: 1959
Type(s): Short Fiction, Science Fiction
Source: http://www.gutenberg.org
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Transcriber's Note: This etext was produced from Amazing Stor-
ies November 1959. Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that
the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed. Minor spelling and
typographical errors have been corrected without note.
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THE Secretary of Defense, flown in by special plane from the new Capit-
ol Building in Denver, trotted down the ramp with his right hand out-
stretched before him.
At the base of the ramp his hand was touched, clutched and hidden by
the right hand of General "Smiley" Webb in a hearty parody of a casual
handshake. General Webb did everything in a big way, and that in-
cluded even little things like handshakes.
Retrieving his hand once more, James Whitlow, the Secretary of De-
fense, smiled nervously with his tiny mouth, and said,
"Well, here I am."
This statement was taken down by a hovering circle of news reporters,
dispatched by wireless and telephone to every town in the forty-nine
states, expanded, contracted, quoted and misquoted, ignored and mis-
construed, and then forgotten; all this in a matter of hours.
The nation, hearing it, put aside its wonted trepidations, took an extra
tranquilizer or two, and felt secure once more. The government was in
good hands.
Leaving the reporters in a disgruntled group beyond the cyclone-
fence-and-barbed-wire barriers surrounding Project W, General Webb,
seated beside Whitlow in the back of his private car, sighed and folded
his arms.
"You'll be amazed!" he chortled, nudging his companion with a bony
elbow.
"I—I expect so," said Whitlow, clinging to his brief case with both
hands. It contained, among other things, a volume of mystery stories and
a ham sandwich, neatly packaged in aluminum foil. Whitlow didn't
want to chance losing it. Not, at least, until he'd eaten the sandwich.
"Of course, you're wondering where I got the idea for my project," said
"Smiley" Webb, adding, for the benefit of his driver, "Keep your eyes on
the road, Sergeant! The WAC barracks will still be there when you get off
duty!"
"Yes, sir," came a hollow grunt from the front seat.
"Weren't you?" asked General Webb, gleaming a toothy smile in
Whitlow's direction.
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"Weren't I what ?" Whitlow asked miserably, having lost the thread of
their conversation due to a surreptitious glance backward at the WAC
barracks in their wake.
"Wondering about the project!" snapped the general.
"Yes. We all were," said the Secretary of Defense, appending somewhat
tartly, "That's why they sent me here."
"To be sure. To be sure," General Webb muttered. He didn't much like
tartness in responses, but the Secretary of Defense, unfortunately, was
hardly a subordinate, and therefore not subject to the general's choler.
Silly little ass! he said to himself. Rather liking the sound of the
words—albeit in his mind—he repeated them over again, adding embel-
lishments like "pompous" and "mousy" and "squirrel-eyed." After three
or four such thoughts, the general felt much better.
" I thought the whole thing up, myself," he said, proudly.
"I wish you'd stop being so ambiguous," Whitlow protested in a small
voice. "Just what is this project? How does it work? Will it help us win
the war?"
" Sssh! " said the general, jerking a quivering forefinger perpendicular
before pursed lips. "Security!"
He closed one eye in a broad wink and wriggled a thumb in the direc-
tion of the driver. "He's only cleared for Confidential material," said the
general, his tone casting aspersions on the sergeant's patriotism, ancestry
and personal hygiene. "This project is, of course, Top Secret !" He said the
words reverently, his face going all noble and brave. Whitlow half-ex-
pected him to remove his hat, but he did not.
They drove onward, then, in silence, until they passed by a large field,
in the center of which Whitlow could discern the outlines of an immense
bull's-eye, in front of a tall, somewhat rickety khaki-colored reviewing
stand, draped in tired bunting.
"What's that?" asked Whitlow, relinquishing his grip on his brief case
long enough to point toward the field.
" Ssssh! " said "Smiley" Webb. "You'll find out in a matter of hours."
"Many hours?" Whitlow asked, thinking of the ham sandwich.
General Webb consulted a magnificent platinum timepiece anchored
to his thick hairy wrist by a stout leather strap.
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