Desperate.Housewives.S07E06.HDTV.XviD-LOL.txt

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{9}{61}Previously on...
{62}{118}Bree's romance warmed up.
{118}{147}Oh, my.
{148}{199}You have no right to give|Grace expensive gifts.
{201}{276}Gaby grew closer to her|biological daughter.
{278}{339}I want you to have it.|You deserve beautiful things.
{340}{393}Lynette finally got a nanny.
{398}{421}Tommy!
{422}{492}Mom!|But there was a catch.
{513}{578}Susan added to her|teaching income...
{579}{642}a secret job that|made her vulnerable...
{656}{683}Oh! Oh! It would be unfortunate
{683}{740}if anyone were to find|out what I already know.
{742}{769}To blackmail.
{770}{815}Imagine what your|husband would think.
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{973}{1036}Paul Young was a frustrated man.
{1071}{1156}He'd been living with his|wife for over two months,
{1161}{1239}but she still refused|to sleep with him.
{1291}{1359}He tried everything|he could think of
{1360}{1410}to put her in the mood...
{1426}{1471}expensive jewelry...
{1518}{1571}Second glasses of wine...
{1611}{1666}Instructional videos.
{1692}{1721}But sadly,
{1723}{1815}his wife's response was|never what he'd hoped for.
{1887}{1944}So Paul decided to get help
{1946}{2037}from someone sure to sympathize|with his situation...
{2068}{2099}Hi. I'm Dr. Gable.
{2109}{2144}Another man.
{2156}{2196}Should we get this|session started?
{2262}{2319}So... when you married Paul,
{2320}{2398}it didn't occur to you he might|be released from prison someday?
{2407}{2430}Not really.
{2446}{2480}So you were content to marry a man
{2480}{2522}you could never truly be with?
{2540}{2594}I just wanted someone|to care about me.
{2632}{2724}I-I wasn't really interested|in all that other s-stuff.
{2737}{2759}"Stuff"?
{2770}{2804}Meaning sex?
{2889}{2928}Do you not like sex?
{2952}{3018}I'm not... sure exactly.
{3076}{3108}I'm a virgin.
{3153}{3184}Oh, come on!
{3200}{3250}It's true.|You're 30 years old!
{3251}{3338}I was saving myself for marriage.|Good news. You are married.
{3339}{3379}Time to take the lid|off the cookie jar.
{3380}{3453}Stop calling it that.|Give me a cookie, and I will!
{3453}{3507}Okay, okay, let's|take a step back here.
{3530}{3584}This is clearly an|unusual situation.
{3594}{3665}The two of you...|Never got to know each other
{3665}{3698}in any traditional sense.
{3714}{3739}My suggestion?
{3762}{3789}Start dating.
{3815}{3867}You want me to date my wife?
{3867}{3951}Yes. Court her. Take Beth out|to some nice restaurants.
{3961}{3989}Give her a chance to know you
{3989}{4047}so she can develop|normal romantic feelings.
{4048}{4090}In time, I'm sure|she'll want nothing more
{4090}{4118}than to share your bed.
{4179}{4232}I wouldn't mind going to|some nice restaurants.
{4307}{4330}Fine.
{4366}{4439}Yes, Paul Young was frustrated.
{4442}{4485}But even frustrated men...
{4488}{4544}F.Y.I., until I get some action,
{4560}{4601}it'll be Dutch treat.
{4620}{4660}Have their pride.
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{4950}{5036}It was that time of year|when people find out
{5048}{5091}what they're afraid of.
{5178}{5258}For some, it's the|monster in the bushes.
{5293}{5373}For others, it's the|spider in their hair.
{5434}{5523}For a few, it's the|vampire in the driveway.
{5543}{5655}Yes, Halloween had once|again come to Wisteria Lane.
{5687}{5751}And the only thing that|frightened one woman
{5767}{5856}was that she might not be|the center of attention.
{5865}{5920}I'm having a party,|and you all have to come.
{5956}{5982}Did you knock?
{5987}{6076}Doug and I had Halloween|parties every year in New York,
{6076}{6136}and I figured just because|I'm in Fairview now,
{6136}{6180}doesn't mean I can't|carry on the tradition...
{6183}{6227}Even though the food's not as good
{6227}{6293}and the company is...|Far less interesting.
{6312}{6372}Well, who would turn down|an invitation like that?
{6395}{6438}Well, Grace is sleeping|over that night,
{6438}{6476}but we can swing by after|we're done trick-or-treating
{6476}{6505}and show you their costumes.
{6513}{6585}Juanita's going as a puppy this year.|She's gonna look so cute.
{6595}{6638}Yeah, see this?
{6666}{6722}The tricycle with a line through it?|What does that mean?
{6724}{6746}No kids.
{6748}{6813}They always get underfoot,|they eat all the candy,
{6813}{6877}and, uh, you can't swear in|front of the little bastards.
{6883}{6943}Well, I'll come if|I can bring Keith.
{6957}{7007}I guess one child will be okay.
{7055}{7114}I'm sorry to interrupt. Lynette?
{7116}{7131}Yeah?
{7131}{7182}Did you buy me my China|pearl hand cream?
{7183}{7228}I don't remember you asking me to.
{7228}{7271}But I guess I could go|after we're done eating.
{7271}{7334}Oh, all right. It's just|that my hands are so dry.
{7334}{7377}They're starting|to crack and bleed.
{7451}{7524}Uh... okay. I'll go now.|I'll see you guys later.
{7527}{7605}Just make sure that you|wake up Paige at 3:00,
{7605}{7659}'cause if she sleeps any longer,|she'll be up all night.
{7660}{7717}All right, dear. Okay.
{7731}{7754}Oh!
{7762}{7789}A party!
{7797}{7816}No.
{7949}{8012}As web sites go,|it's not that popular...
{8021}{8080}Just in Asia and parts of Europe.
{8125}{8176}And you can see that|there's no nudity.
{8179}{8246}I was just cleaning...|In my underwear.
{8338}{8401}Oh, look, Mike.|I know that you must be angry.
{8401}{8465}I-if you wanna yell, yell.|Let me have it.
{8492}{8541}Say something, please?
{8567}{8612}I should've taken|that job in Alaska.
{8636}{8655}What?
{8655}{8706}If I did a better job|taking care of this family,
{8706}{8748}you wouldn't have had|to resort to this.
{8748}{8835}No, no! This is not your fault!|It was my stupid mistake.
{8835}{8900}I thought I could make some easy|money and no one would know.
{8903}{8927}I'm so sorry.
{8932}{9010}Why'd you decide to tell me?|Did somebody see you?
{9078}{9091}Paul Young.
{9112}{9148}Oh, God.
{9149}{9220}And he's... sort|of blackmailing me.
{9266}{9306}He said that if we don't|sell him our house,
{9306}{9332}he was gonna tell you.
{9380}{9416}But I told you,|so it doesn't matter.
{9423}{9454}And w-what are you doing?
{9506}{9530}What do you think?
{9531}{9602}No, no, no! Don't be angry.|This was good.
{9602}{9643}I'm not lying to you now.
{9644}{9704}When you think about it,|Paul did us a favor.
{9712}{9744}Look! No! No!
{9744}{9795}Look, look, look!|We're closer than ever.
{9805}{9865}Susan, get off me.|Violence isn't the answer.
{9865}{9896}We can't let him|get away with this.
{9896}{10001}We won't. I have an idea|how to get him to back off.
{10050}{10078}I'm listening.
{10176}{10224}I can't wait to go|trick-or-treating with you.
{10230}{10276}This is what I'm gonna|use to hold all my candy.
{10279}{10340}Uh, that's not going to|cut it in my neighborhood.
{10342}{10387}Last year, I filled|up two pillowcases.
{10395}{10413}Wow.
{10541}{10584}Where'd you get this?
{10601}{10621}Why?
{10632}{10661}This is my mom's.
{10661}{10681}No, it's not.
{10683}{10740}This was a gift... from my aunt.
{10807}{10829}Oh.
{10842}{10863}Okay.
{10866}{10925}Girls, come on.|Mrs. Solis is here.
{11157}{11184}Hi, sweetie.
{11186}{11218}You and Grace have a good time?
{11219}{11251}It was okay.
{11276}{11313}What are you smiling about?
{11336}{11385}I found out something|about Grace today.
{11392}{11426}She's a thief.
{11483}{11509}What...
{11519}{11547}What are you doing with that?
{11550}{11611}She stole your necklace,|so I stole it back.
{11611}{11651}No! No! No!
{11688}{11708}I...
{11711}{11771}I mean... that's|very sweet of you,
{11772}{11851}but Grace didn't steal this.|I gave it to her as a present.
{11853}{11882}Why?
{11894}{11976}Because... I felt sorry for her.
{11983}{12059}You know, her family is poor,|and we have so much.
{12074}{12142}Aunt Rosie's poor, and you|always hide your jewelry box
{12142}{12171}when she comes over.
{12187}{12255}Yeah, well, Grace isn't a|klepto with a meth habit.
{12289}{12324}So do you want me to give it back?
{12353}{12406}No. I'll take care of it.
{12466}{12533}But now that I know you're|good at getting things back,
{12535}{12603}next time we're at aunt Rosie's,|I'm missing gold earrings.
{12741}{12762}Ah! Here you go.
{12763}{12802}Your China pearl hand cream.
{12803}{12874}Thank you, dear.|I just used my last jar.
{12882}{12908}You're welcome.
{12920}{12954}So how did it go with the baby?
{12996}{13048}And on a related note,|where is the baby?
{13055}{13085}Upstairs in the crib.
{13111}{13136}Oh. What?!
{13138}{13161}She's still asleep?
{13163}{13207}Yes, bless her heart.
{13209}{13310}I had time to mend all|of Rodney's old sweaters.
{13310}{13348}Tom's sweaters,
{13348}{13418}and I asked you, and you said|you would wake her at 3:00.
{13419}{13444}Oh, that's ridiculous.
{13444}{13502}I would never agree to|wake a sleeping baby.
{13505}{13583}Oh, she's been down|for almost four hours.
{13583}{13637}Damn it. She's gonna|be up all night.
{13637}{13667}You stop yelling at me!
{13688}{13730}I'm not yelling at you. I'm...|Yes, you are!
{13730}{13786}You're angry and you're saying|it's my fault, and it isn't!
{13787}{13812}You're a liar!
{13974}{13998}Susan.
{14012}{14072}Hello. Um... What's this?
{14073}{14097}A peace offering.
{14114}{14132}A what?
{14132}{14222}Paul, we need to move past...|The past.
{14231}{14306}And you have been a|really good tenant,
{14306}{14340}and I appreciate that.
{14344}{14419}You never complain. You're|never late with the rent check.
{14419}{14481}In fact, you're usually early.|And who does that?
{14487}{14544}I'm just so lucky that...|Oh, dear.
{14556}{14575}What?
{14593}{14665}Is... is that a|th...
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