Stud Muffin Wanted.pdf

An Ellora’s Cave Romantica Publication

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Stud Muffin Wanted

ISBN # 1-4199-0580-5

Edited by Mary Moran.

Cover art by Syneca

Electronic book Publication: August 2006

This book may not be reproduced or used in whole or in part by any means existing without written

permission from the publisher, Ellora’s Cave Publishing, Inc.® 1056 Home Avenue, Akron OH 44310-

3502.

This book is a work of fiction and any resemblance to persons, living or dead, or places, events or locales

is purely coincidental. The characters are productions of the authors’ imagination and used fictitiously.

Warning:

The following material contains graphic sexual content meant for mature readers. This story has been

rated E–rotic by a minimum of three independent reviewers.

Ellora’s Cave Publishing offers three levels of Romantica™ reading entertainment: S (S-ensuous), E (E-

rotic), and X (X-treme).

S- ensuous love scenes are explicit and leave nothing to the imagination.

E- rotic love scenes are explicit, leave nothing to the imagination, and are high in volume per the overall

word count. In addition, some E-rated titles might contain fantasy material that some readers find

objectionable, such as bondage, submission, same sex encounters, forced seductions, and so forth. E-rated

titles are the most graphic titles we carry; it is common, for instance, for an author to use words such as

“fucking”, “cock”, “pussy”, and such within their work of literature.

X- treme titles differ from E-rated titles only in plot premise and storyline execution. Unlike E-rated titles,

stories designated with the letter X tend to contain controversial subject matter not for the faint of heart.

S TUD M UFFIN W ANTED

Lena Matthews

Trademarks Acknowledgement

The author acknowledges the trademarked status and trademark owners of the

following wordmarks mentioned in this work of fiction:

Berkeley: Regents of the University of California, The

Boy Scouts: The National Boy Scouts of America Foundation Non-profit

Corporation

Fendi: Fendi Paola & S.lle S.a.s. composed of Paola Fendi, Anna Fendi, and Frances

Fendi, all Italian citizens Limited Partnership Italy

GQ Magazine : Advance Magazine Publishers Inc.

Happy Days : Paramount Pictures Corporation

Indy 500: Indianapolis Motor Speedway Corporation

Jacuzzi: Jacuzzi Inc.

Jose Cuervo: Tequila Cuervo La Rojena, S.S. de C.V. Corporation Mexico

K-Y Jelly: Johnson and Johnson Corporation

Lexus: Toyota Jidosha Kabushiki Kaisha TA Toyota Motor Corporation

Oprah : Harpo, Inc.

Slim-Fast: Slim-Fast Foods Company

Smurfs: Studio Peyo S.A. Company by Assignment Switzerland

Star Wars : Lucasfilm Entertainment Company Ltd.

Three Stooges: Comedy III Entertainment, Inc.

Twilight Zone : CBS Broadcasting Inc.

Twister: Hasbro, Inc.

Stud Muffin Wanted

Chapter One

Karon felt like crying. According to the latest quiz in Blaze Magazine , she was a Little

Miss Goody Two Shoes. Someone who obeyed the law, saved herself for marriage and

the woman men would most likely take home to meet their mother. But for a successful

businesswoman, it wasn’t the way she wanted to think of herself.

The questions blared at her like Hester’s scarlet A. Staring at the quiz, Karon tried

to recalculate the figures, attempting to blur the lines of her answers in hopes that

maybe she could somehow come out a little better—or dirtier—as the case might be.

Karon didn’t necessarily want to score a Brazen Badass rating—she just wanted to score

higher than a thirteen-year-old Catholic schoolgirl.

It was depressing and embarrassing, in that order. Karon had known for a while

that her love life could use some spicing up, but she didn’t realize just how bad it had

become. Karon had spent much of her youth studying and working hard, never making

time for partying or having a good time. After graduation she had been too busy getting

her business off the ground to worry about something as trivial as orgasms.

Karon was extremely proud of all her accomplishments. At thirty-four she owned

her own business, and she’d recently purchased a beautiful house near the beach. Yet

she was letting a stupid magazine make her feel like shit because she’d never played

naked Twister.

Scowling, Karon dropped the magazine on the seat next to her facedown. It was

bad enough that she felt like crap from reading the article, she didn’t need to see the

picture of an emaciated twenty-year-old girl, who’d been airbrushed to perfection,

staring back at her while she woofed down a plate of pasta that would kick her carb

limit off the Richter scale. Being a plus-sized woman in a Twiggy world was hell on a

person’s ego.

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