[13][37]He's here. [27][51]Wonderful. I've been counting|the minutes, Marilyn. [51][77]Who's here?|Morning, Joel. [77][102]Holling.|Hey, you look terrible. [102][131]Have a seat. Let's take|a peek under the hood. [132][150]What's this? [161][188]Ooh, I.R.S.|Read it. [189][239]"It has come to our attention|our investigators have determined|you owe the government $9,000." [240][260]Keep goin'. [261][298]- Holling, it says here you haven't|paid your taxes since 1959.|- Correct. [299][331]- 1959?|- Statehood. I voted against it. [331][361]And what? You've been withholding|taxes as a form of political protest? [361][404]Well, not exactly.|I figured they'd let me know|if they really needed it. [405][428]- You never filed a tax return?|- No. [429][461]I mean, I've been delinquent|once or twice myself, [462][490]but, um, I don't think|you can get a 32-year extension. [491][514]Well, I figured something|more like a note. [514][532]- A note?|- From you. [533][562]- You mean like a medical excuse?|- There you go. [563][587]You want me to write|to the Internal Revenue Service, [588][610]saying you can't pay your taxes|because you aren't feeling well? [611][653]Well, don't get me wrong.|I mean, I fully intend to pay it,|but not right now. [653][690]It'll take me a little while|to get up that kind of cash. [691][709]What do you say? [1171][1187]Good morning, Cicely. It's 7:02. [1188][1216]A soggy 34 degrees outside. [1217][1234]It's time to reach|into the K-Bear mailbag. [1234][1258]Dave from Mosquito Lake writes:|"Dear Chris in the Morning," [1259][1287]"I loved your series on Islam.|How about a transcript?" [1288][1319]Well, sorry, Dave. There isn't one.|I work without a net, you know. [1320][1340]I'm glad you liked the series. [1341][1381]On a personal note, my brother Bernard|drops a note from the Dark Continent: [1381][1418]"Dear Chris, Africa is all|I dreamed it would be." [1419][1458]"I trekked up the Usambara Range,"|that's in Tanzania, folks, [1459][1503]"where I watched the sunrise|and felt the blood of my ancestors|pulse through my veins." [1503][1544]"Best to all. Kwaheri, Bernard." [1545][1565]Well, that's something, huh? [1566][1603]Bernard's out there in the motherland,|hugging the curves down life's highways, [1604][1636]and yours truly creeps along here... [1637][1660]at his petty pace, day to day, [1661][1681]full of sound and fury, [1681][1717]lots of unnecessary commercial messages. [1733][1771]Truth is, folks, I've been dragging|my psychic feet lately, [1771][1815]and it's probably nothing more than your|usual biorhythmic peaks and valleys, [1816][1869]but there's no getting around the fact|that we all need a pump, you know? [1870][1901]Something to make us jump up|out of bed in the morning... [1902][1933]and greet the dawn|with a big old cosmic "Howdy." [1966][1979]Morning, Dr. Fleischman. [1979][2004]Hey, wait, wait.|Hold it right there.|What is that? [2005][2043]This is eggs Florentine,|and this is a seven-grain waffle|with gooseberry syrup. [2102][2120]Hey, Dr. Fleischman. [2121][2141]Don't talk|with your mouth full, Ed. [2141][2175]- That appears to be cheese blintzes|with blueberry sauce?|- Mm-hmm. [2176][2200]- He's back?|- Mm-hmm. [2226][2254]No, no, no. You can't drown it! [2255][2277]It's gotta float.|It's gotta, It's gotta breathe. [2277][2312]Look, you're not ready for crepes, Dave.|Just go boil some water or something. [2313][2353]- Hey, Adam.|- Please, okay. That's it.|I'm outta here. [2353][2380]- Wait. Wait.|What did I say?|- What did you say? [2381][2410]- Yeah. I came in to...|- To what? To idly interrupt? [2411][2439]- To annoy beyond reason?|- No. I thought that may... [2440][2489]What? I suppose you let uninvited|guests barge into your operating room|all the time, huh? [2490][2509]Mushrooms. I love shiitakes. [2509][2528]Those are chanterelles,|you moron. Hey! [2529][2557]- Do you want to die?|- Okay. Okay. [2558][2577]So what brings you back to Cicely? [2578][2614]You're right.|Let's try an easier one.|Um, how's Eve? [2615][2636]She's sick.|Oh, what a surprise. [2637][2674]- Hey, just watch it, okay?|- She doesn't want to see me, does she? [2675][2713]Why? Do you have a problem|with that, Doctor? Dave. Dave. [2780][2798]Presentation. [2820][2838]Hopeless. [2840][2866]No. Eve's sciatic nerve|was acting up again. [2866][2909]Then before you could say "Boo,"|she comes down with a case|of thyroiditis. [2909][2934]Hmm. She try|a vitamin "B" supplement? [2934][2967]What a brilliant idea.|Yeah, of course we did. [2967][2995]With amazing results.|Nothing happened. [2996][3034]So now she's|at Dr. Chang's clinic. [3035][3071]Dr. Chang? Dr. M. Chang? [3083][3112]Well, I'm glad to see you keep up|with the literature, Fleischman. [3113][3143]I mean, he's only the seminal force|in the field of acupuncture. [3144][3176]And spare me the A.M.A. party line,|okay? I know all about it. [3177][3216]If it isn't in|the New England Journal of Medicine,|it never happened for you guys, right? [3217][3238]I was just gonna ask|where he practices. [3238][3265]- Hunan, if you must know.|- Hunan as in China? [3266][3312]- No, Hunan as in North Dakota.|- So Eve is in China? [3313][3352]What, am I talking to myself?|Yes, Eve is in China. [3353][3382]I wish I was there with her.|I could be translating cookbooks... [3383][3408]instead of being interrogated|by some gastronomic pygmy. [3409][3444]- You read Chinese?|- Cantonese like a native. [3445][3458]Mandarin still gives me a fit. [3464][3482]Come on. [3512][3543]- What does that mean?|- Loosely translated, it means, [3544][3581]um, "Quick and painless|or slow and lingering?" [3618][3665]Hey! You! Hold it! What the hell|do you think you're doing? [3666][3691]- Me?|- Yeah. What have you got|in your hand there? [3692][3718]- Newspaper.|- That's not just a newspaper. [3718][3751]That's my newspaper.|The Cicely News & World Telegram. [3752][3773]I'm sorry. [3774][3798]Where I come from, people|respect their local newspapers. [3799][3827]They read 'em. They clip stories.|They discuss 'em. [3828][3869]They do not use 'em|to clean up after their pets.|Do I make myself clear? [3870][3901]Yeah, but,|You want clean sidewalks? [3902][3917]Here. [3975][3997]Dr. Fleischman gonna|write you that note, hon? [3998][4028]Says it's creaky.|I suppose he's right. [4029][4052]Don't worry.|We'll come up with the money. [4053][4071]How? [4072][4101]I don't know. I was just|sayin' it to be nice. [4102][4139]Just hate seeing you drag|that cute nose on the floor, babe. [4140][4171]Anyway, what's the worst|thing that can happen? [4172][4222]Well, they could seize the bar,|sell the property, put me in jail. [4232][4260]- Huh.|- Oh, really? [4338][4377]All right, listen up.|All of you. Hey! [4378][4403]Yeah, you. [4404][4433]Something's been festering under the skin|of this town like an angry boil, [4434][4458]and I think it's time|we gave it a scratch. [4459][4485]- How about a clue, Maurice?|- Case in point. [4485][4518]Ruth-Anne, what is that|you're reading, dear? [4519][4544]The Christian Science Monitor. [4544][4585]Uh-huh. Well, you know|we have a paper in this town. [4586][4628]But rather than support|our local news organ, [4628][4670]some people would prefer to use it|as a sponge to mop up spilled decaf. [4671][4724]- We've got a problem here, people.|- The problem, Maurice, is that|your paper is a major snooze. [4725][4747]You think the New York Times|is a joyride? [4748][4788]You think people read the New York Times|because they like to? [4789][4827]No, no. People read the New York Times|because they feel like they ought to. [4827][4848]- Isn't that right, Fleischman?|- Oh, phooey. [4849][4877]There's nothing to write about|around here, and you know it. [4877][4922]Oh, you think things are|too uneventful here in the borough|of Arrowhead County, huh? [4923][4941]Well, yes, I do. [4942][4966]Well, let me tell you about a little item|in the New York Times today. [4967][5001]It's about the Village Sentinel|in Duxbury, Vermont, [5002][5035]a thriving metropolis of 900 souls. [5036][5082]They have been nominated|for a Pulitzer prize. Why? [5103][5115]Ticks. [5127][5171]My paper has ticks.|My paper has bugs of all kinds. [5172][5199]Show of hands.|How many of you read the article... [5200][5228]on mosquito abatement program|in Loon Lake? [5252][5281]See? That's just my point. [5293][5334]A great newspaper|needs a great reading public. [5369][5399]We've all got to pull|our own weight here, people. [5423][5441]End of story. [5478][5508]Hey there, Chris.|Hey, Holling. Come on in. [5525][5545]Another postcard from Bernard? [5545][5582]Yeah. He's in Sierra Leone now.|Northwest coast, below Guinea. [5582][5622]- That's an adventure.|- Got a rash. Nothing serious. [5633][5654]Uh, maybe this is not a good time. [5654][5682]No, no, no. I'm sorry, Holling.|What's up, buddy? [5683][5724]Well, not too much.|I owe Uncle Sam, uh, $9,000. [5725][5744]Ooh. Back taxes? [5745][5791]I have never asked anyone|for cash before, Chris, but, uh,|those government boys can be rough. [5792][5811]- How much you need?|- Well, it's no secret. [5812][5848]With your inheritance, you're|the only fella around who's liquid,|other than Maurice. [5849][5879]Now, there was a time|when I could've asked him, [5879][5904]No, no, no. Full amount,|five percent interest, Holling. [5905][5936]- No. Hold on a minute.|I'm not talking about a loan.|- You're not? [5937][5979]No. I don't believe in debt.|What a man can't pay for,|he can't own. [5980][6002]No, this is a business investment. [6003][6034]One-half interest in The Brick|for $9,000. [6035][6055]Me? Own half of your bar? [6056][6091]Well, it's a good offer. I had th...
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