Northern Exposure 319 Wake up call.txt

[71][89]- Tulips?|- Crocuses.
[90][114]I thought it might be nice|to watch 'em bloom.
[128][149]- Excellent breakfast, Holling.|- Fresh eggs.
[150][180]You know, there's nothing|quite so satisfying as fresh eggs.
[181][213]You can poach 'em,|you can scramble 'em,|you can fry 'em, you can devil 'em.
[213][232]And you can't go wrong|with a pickled egg.
[233][261]I suppose not.|What do I owe here?
[261][294]No, no. Didn't you see our sign?|"Free breakfast any hour."
[295][322]It's our spring starter - eggs all day.
[322][354]It's hard to believe|that another year has gone by.
[355][389]I'm gonna have to|change my wardrobe,|get out some pastels.
[390][415]- Hey, that's the spirit.|- Thanks for the freebie, Holling.
[416][449]- Now, you come back and get|a free fried egg sandwich for lunch.|- Okay.
[450][478]Give me that java there.|Thank you, Dave.
[479][506]- You're welcome.|- Can I sweeten this up for you, Maurice?
[506][533]I couldn't drink the first cup.|Why the hell would I want|another one?
[534][557]- Something wrong with it?|- No, it's just the same.
[557][600]The same old dishwater swill|you've been serving up|day in and day out for 25 years.
[601][619]Some people are partial to it.
[620][644]Well, it's the last cup of it I'll drink.
[645][675]There's a whole world of coffee|out there, Holling.
[676][715]There's French roast.|There's vanilla bean.|There's Jamaican blue mountain.
[716][738]Open your eyes, for heaven's sake.
[739][767]Order up.
[1246][1287]Greetings, Cicely, on this most exceedingly|beautiful spring morning.
[1288][1316]A morning swollen with new life.
[1317][1359]A morning on which,|if I had the voice,|I would let loose with song.
[1385][1420]It's hard to believe|just a few short weeks ago|at this hour,
[1421][1469]we were eating our cornflakes|in the wintery dark, and now,
[1479][1502]Well, it's still kind of dim out there.
[1502][1527]But I can see the golden glow|of Apollo's chariot,
[1528][1549]waiting in the wings,|about to make its entrance.
[1549][1582]Winter's on the lam.|Ain't no doubt about it.
[1582][1610]Like my late Uncle Roy Bower,
[1610][1638]whose arthritic knee|unfailingly predicted|the onset of rain,
[1639][1666]yours truly, Chris in the Morning,|is blessed with allergies...
[1667][1699]that herald the vernal equinox.
[1735][1768]Yes indeedy.|The marsh marigolds|are definitely abloom.
[1769][1796]Got a little P.S.A. here.
[1797][1826]Last night a brown bear|scavenging for a midnight snack...
[1827][1850]was spotted at the corner|of Spruce and Main.
[1850][1879]The mighty ursus is hungry|after his long siesta,
[1880][1899]and no one needs a confrontation.
[1900][1922]So keep those trash cans covered.
[1923][1944]I'm gonna play this one for me.
[1966][1992]- Hey.|- That's repugnant.
[1993][2015]- What's that?|- Slobbering over|the airwaves like that.
[2016][2036]Do you think people like|listening to your phlegm?
[2036][2074]- It's spring, Maurice.|- I don't give a damn.|Take an antihistamine.
[2075][2103]And play something else.|I'm sick of that.
[2103][2136]- Well, I just got that.|- Well, it sounds like|everything else you play.
[2137][2158]- Get rid of it.|- Okay.
[2194][2212]Now, when did you|first notice this?
[2213][2239]Couple days ago.|Holling was gonna drive us|over to Kipnuk.
[2240][2258]They got a new band|at the Bali Hai.
[2259][2284]So I decided to do my nails|French style.
[2285][2310]It's kind of a hassle, you know.|Not like a regular manicure.
[2311][2330]So it's two days ago?
[2331][2366]You gotta put on a base coat,|then the white tips,|and after that the clear pink.
[2366][2396]Now, is the rash anywhere else?
[2396][2429]The band sucked canal water.|Retread Guns N' Roses.
[2430][2448]And who wants to be them?
[2449][2468]I mean, can you believe Slash?
[2482][2501]What? Slash?
[2502][2529]Playing for Michael Jackson.
[2529][2558]Shelly, how about we just stick to|the business at hand?
[2559][2583]Um, now, did you ever|put anything on it?
[2584][2603]- On what?|- On the rash.
[2604][2622]No.
[2623][2658]- Are you mad, Dr. Fleischman?|- Mad? No. Why?
[2659][2683]I don't know.|You seem kind of ticked off.
[2683][2720]Shelly, what you're observing|in my behavior|is my professional detachment.
[2720][2739]I'm trying to conduct|a medical examination.
[2739][2771]You come to me,|your physician, with a problem.|I'm doing my best to diagnose it.
[2772][2808]- Oh.|- You have what's called|contact dermatitis.
[2808][2831]Oh. Sounds crummy.
[2831][2854]No, not really.|It's also known as dishpan hands.
[2854][2890]You work in a restaurant.|You wash dishes.|You irritate your skin.
[2891][2916]It's very common,|easily treatable.
[2917][2936]I never got it before.
[2936][2974]Well, just put a little cream on it,|wear gloves, and it should|clear up right away.
[2975][2994]- Okay.|- Okay.
[2994][3014]- Bye, Dr. Fleischman.|- Bye, Shelly.
[3044][3071]- Bye-bye, Marilyn.|- See you, Shel.
[3117][3136]Hey, Maggie.
[3148][3164]I can't believe it.
[3164][3193]Six pounds, eight ounces.
[3203][3223]I just can't believe it.
[3232][3251]What's that?
[3251][3291]A girl I went to high school with,|Elizabeth Schroeder.|She used to be Elizabeth Kerry.
[3292][3322]- She just had a baby.|- Nice.
[3323][3341]I didn't even know she was married.
[3341][3368]- Boy or girl?|- What?
[3369][3399]- The baby. Was it a boy or a girl?|- Oh, I don't even know. Let's see.
[3400][3422]- It's a boy.|- All right.
[3423][3456]Hmm.|I wonder how she met him.
[3471][3506]It was probably in the delivery room.|Of course, unless she had it at home.
[3506][3528]No, I mean her husband.
[3528][3549]I never meet anybody.
[3550][3589]And even if I do,|it's never someone I even conceive|of having a relationship with.
[3599][3618]Why is it all the good guys|are taken, Ed?
[3619][3637]Well,
[3638][3670]It's 'cause I missed the first round.|That's it.
[3671][3689]I mean, these things are cyclical.
[3690][3718]All the men I'd ever be interested in|are already married.
[3719][3743]So I guess I'll just have to be patient.
[3743][3763]Wait for the divorces.
[3821][3840]Okay, see you next week.
[3863][3891]- Uh, hello.|- Ah. Dr. Fleischman.
[3891][3919]- I'm Leonard Quinhagak.|- Oh, how do you do?
[3919][3942]- Marilyn's cousin.|- Oh.
[3942][3962]- The healer.|- Oh. Healer.
[3963][3986]- You mean like medicine man?|- Right.
[3987][4010]Huh. Well, uh, have a seat,|Mr. Quinhagak.
[4011][4029]Uh-huh. Please. Leonard.
[4030][4058]All right.|Uh, what seems to be the problem?
[4058][4099]I, uh, wouldn't really|call it a problem.
[4100][4122]Joel, may I call you Joel?
[4123][4141]Okay.
[4142][4180]Uh, I've been practicing medicine|since I was 12.
[4181][4200]Almost 30 years.
[4200][4235]My training has been very orthodox,|uh, very traditional.
[4236][4260]But, you know, lately,|I've begun to think that...
[4261][4282]my approach has been|too narrow,
[4282][4315]that I should open myself|up to alternative forms,|less holistic.
[4316][4362]|Maybe it's biologic, but at my age,|you begin to, uh,
[4363][4392]question things,|reevaluate your life.
[4393][4420]Not just professionally,|but, uh, everything.
[4420][4444]Even my marriage.
[4445][4467]It's as if once the kids|had left the house,
[4467][4490]my wife and I had nothing|to say to each other.
[4490][4510]Uh,
[4511][4538]Leonard, is there something specific|that you might have wanted?
[4539][4563]I'd like to work on|my suturing technique.
[4564][4594]But, uh, other than that, no.
[4594][4642]I want to observe,|uh, get an overview of, uh,|so-called, uh, conventional medicine.
[4642][4670]Uh, don't worry.|I won't get in your way.
[4670][4693]- Just forget I'm here.|- Um, Leonard,
[4693][4734]I'm afraid that you wouldn't learn|a lot about conventional medicine here.
[4735][4773]I have a very uninteresting practice.|It's boring actually.|It's mind-numbing.
[4774][4810]Uh, forgive me, Joel.|I seem to be at a loss.
[4810][4833]- How's that?|- I thought this was all arranged.
[4834][4865]- Arranged?|- Marilyn said you were delighted|to have me come.
[4866][4887]Oh, Marilyn said that? Huh.
[4888][4912]Um, yeah, right.
[4913][4940]Um, would you excuse me|for just one minute?
[4941][4965]Of course.
[4980][5000]- Marilyn, your cousin...|- Leonard.
[5000][5028]- Yeah. I don't recall saying|he could observe me.|- You did.
[5029][5046]When? When did I say that?
[5047][5074]Last week I asked you|when you were playing Game Boy.
[5074][5101]- You asked me when|I was playing Game Boy?|- You said yes.
[5102][5122]I was playing Game Boy.|I wasn't listening.
[5123][5144]I would have said yes to anything,|to gum surgery.
[5145][5173]You said yes.
[5174][5201]Great.
[5222][5240]Hon, you coming to bed soon?
[5241][5275]I'll be out in a jiffy.|You lock the Dumpster|so the bears don't get in?
[5275][5294]I did indeed.
[5295][5322]There's my big bear.
[5323][5356]Shel, I think Joel meant|you only need gloves|when you wash dishes.
[5356][5389]I know. It's just that|my hands look so icky.
[5390][5408]Here I come.
[5409][5441]Oh. Ooh.|These sheets are so scratchy.
[5441][5460]You been scarfing|saltines in bed again?
[5461][5491]- No, ma'am.|- Oh. Hey. Easy does it.
[5492][5517]- I'm sorry.|- Ow.
[5518][5543]- What is it?|- Don't be so rough.
[5544][5563]I barely touched you.
[5564][5592]- Holling.|- I brushed my teeth.
[5593][5632]It's not that.|You smell normal.|It just hurts.
[5633][5659]Hurts? My breath hurts?
[5659][5700]It's hot and windy.|It feels like I'm standing|in front of a blast furnace.
[5701][5725]Shelly, what's going on?
[5726][5745]I don't know.
[5745][5767]Can't you just kiss me|without breathing on me?
[5777][5797]I can try.
[5809][5838]No, I can't.
[5839][5860]It feel...