Northern Exposure 322 Our wedding.txt

[34][70]Marilyn! There was a Wine Spectator|on my desk.
[70][107]I know it was on my desk.|Someone must have|come in and taken it.
[108][128]Would you tell me,|why do people up here...
[128][158]have such a difficult time|with the concept of private property?
[159][182]That magazine was mine.|My name was on the mailing label.
[183][215]- Under the desk.|- Under the desk?
[216][255]- It wobbles.|- This is a magazine, Marilyn,|reading material.
[256][277]It's not a shim. Hey.
[278][300]Why do you do that?
[301][323]Why do you always need|the element of surprise?
[324][354]- We want blood tests.|- Blood tests?
[355][381]- Here. Sweetheart.|- Sweetheart?
[382][420]Yeah. That's a, uh, a common|term of address for one's fianc?e.
[421][448]- Fianc?e?|- What, are your synapses not firing?
[448][478]- Yes. Eve is my fianc?e.|- We're getting married.
[479][506]Ergo, the blood tests.
[506][555]Oh. Honey, uh, do you want|the, uh, tofu with black bean sauce...
[556][580]or the poached salmon?
[580][612]Salmon.|Gestational diabetes.
[613][635]She has to eat every two hours.
[635][665]Excuse my confusion here,|but you two are already married.
[665][692]- Who told you that?|- You did, several times.
[692][717]I distinctly remember you|referring to Eve as "my wife."
[717][761]- Oh, I see. So I,|I owe you an apology?|- No, but,
[762][781]I'm a man, Fleischman.
[782][804]We are born with an image of "woman"|imprinted in our psyches.
[805][854]We spend our whole lives|searching for the embodiment|of that feminine archetype.
[854][887]And there she sits, in the flesh.
[888][938]You tell me.|What man could resist the fantasy|of having her as his wife?
[953][980]Okay. The truth is we're not married.
[981][1016]But, to my great joy,|this incredible woman,
[1016][1037]the mother of my child,
[1037][1072]has finally consented to be my bride.
[1072][1102]- Salt?|- Better not.
[1564][1589]"Pussy said to Owl,|'You elegant fowl,"
[1590][1611]"how charmingly sweet you sing."
[1611][1641]"Oh, let us be married.|Too long have we tarried."
[1642][1665]"'But what shall we do for a ring?"
[1665][1716]"They sailed away for a year and a day|to the land where the bong tree grows."
[1717][1760]"And there in the wood, a Piggy-wig stood|with a ring at the end of his nose."
[1770][1814]Yes, folks, the clean, clear Cicelian air|will soon resound with the peal|of wedding bells.
[1815][1838]Master chef and country squire Adam...
[1839][1875]will exchange vows with the lady Eve|this Sunday at 11:00 a.m.
[1876][1899]Attire, semiformal daytime.
[1900][1930]A reception will follow at The Brick,|a no-host bar.
[1931][1958]Are you stumped for a gift?|Well, the happy couple is registered...
[1959][1993]at Gump's, Orgell's, Tiffany's|and, for those shopping in town,
[1993][2023]Ruth-Anne's,|Hey! Bernardo.
[2055][2074]Hey, Chris.
[2074][2094]Bernardo. Surprise, surprise.|What are you doin' back?
[2094][2115]- Ah! I'm on my way to Russia.|- What?
[2116][2157]Yeah. They're opening a stock exchange|in Novosibirsk, and they needed|a C.P.A. to consult.
[2158][2176]Nice wheels.
[2177][2202]Yeah. I'm gonna drive there,|see a little something of Siberia.
[2203][2221]How you gonna cross|the Bering Strait?
[2222][2259]They started ferry service|from Tin City to Olyutorsky.
[2260][2285]You know, Chris, it was really weird.|The whole way up here,
[2285][2310]- I kept humming... Mahler.|- Mahler?
[2311][2341]- Yeah.|- Das Lied von der Erde?
[2341][2384]That's it. I just got a new recording,|bootleg Kathy Ferrier.
[2384][2403]- Let's go check it out.|- All right.
[2403][2428]- You did that?|- Mm-hmm. Sure did.
[2429][2448]- Yeah? How many have you done?|- Oh, about five.
[2449][2467]- Five? That's great.|- Hey, Dave. How are you?
[2468][2486]- Good. Yourself?|- All right.
[2487][2512]- Hey, O'Connell.|- Hey, Fleischman.
[2513][2529]Beautiful day, isn't it?
[2530][2549]- How are you?|- I'm all right.
[2549][2568]- Good. Gotta go.|- Bye, Maggie.
[2568][2592]- O'Connell.|- Sorry. I'd love to stay.|I just can't.
[2622][2658]- Hey, what's with the birds?|- They're cranes, for the wedding.
[2659][2692]A thousand cranes bring good luck.
[2731][2750]I found 'em.
[2751][2779]The little guys from our wedding cake|that we never had.
[2779][2801]We can give 'em to Adam and Eve.
[2801][2826]- Yeah, I guess so, but, uh...|- We're never gonna use 'em.
[2827][2849]They're just sitting there|getting all dusty in the closet.
[2850][2869]- Is that Eve's?|- Yes, it is.
[2870][2901]I'll take it.|Aren't weddings a gas, babe?
[2973][3008]Chef salad,|hold the turkey, hold the egg,|hold the cheese, hold the ham.
[3009][3026]And dressing on the side.|Thanks.
[3027][3057]This wedding's got me so jazzed|I could pee in my pants.
[3058][3082]What does your dress look like?
[3082][3115]You know, Adam thinks|the child will be stigmatized|if we're not married.
[3116][3145]When my friend Connie got hitched,|she was knocked up too,
[3145][3171]but you almost couldn't tell|'cause she wore this muumuu thing.
[3172][3195]And besides that, she was|pretty porky to begin with.
[3195][3227]Jean-Paul Sartre, Simon de Beauvoir,|they weren't married.
[3228][3265]- What are the bridesmaids|gonna wear?|- Jack Nicholson, Rebecca Broussard.
[3266][3294]You do have bridesmaids? Eve.
[3295][3330]This is the heaviest day of your life.|You can't just shine it on.
[3331][3374]Even if you don't have any friends,|you have to have a maid of honor.|It's tradition.
[3375][3396]I know we're not really tight|or anything,
[3396][3435]but I really dig weddings,|and I'd bust my buns|to do a good job.
[3435][3460]- So, if it's cool with you,|- Okay.
[3461][3480]You mean it?
[3480][3509]I'm your maid of honor?
[3510][3533]Oh! Holling! Holling!|Guess what?
[3583][3615]- Minnifield?|- Barbara.
[3615][3635]Do you have a moment?
[3658][3693]Can I get you something,|some lemonade, some iced tea?
[3694][3734]- No, thank you.|- You're looking good, Barbara.
[3734][3769]You're looking fit, strong.
[3770][3798]Uh-huh.|Do you have a 65-acre tract,
[3798][3830]parcel number 436 at the borough|of Arrowhead County?
[3831][3869]- Come again?|- A complaint's been filed by the owner|of the adjoining property.
[3870][3916]- A Mr. Ivory Springer?|- What the hell does Ivory Springer|have to do with you and me?
[3916][3943]Mr. Springer alleges that,|on the 26th of April,
[3943][3982]excavators in your employ graded|the aforementioned property|with high explosives.
[3983][4011]- That's right. So?|- Mr. Springer alleges|that some of his livestock...
[4012][4036]were seriously injured|from the force of the explosion.
[4037][4056]Now, hold on just a minute.
[4057][4083]Are you telling me|that the only reason you're here...
[4083][4111]is because of Ivory Springer's|trumped-up charges?
[4112][4130]A formal complaint has been filed.
[4131][4153]Barbara?
[4153][4177]What about us?|What about you and me?
[4189][4215]I'm just here to do my job.
[4216][4232]I see.
[4324][4347]Dr. Fleischman.|The blood tests?
[4347][4366]Yes. Your V.D.R.L. was normal.|You're fine.
[4366][4385]- What about Adam?|- Adam's fine too.
[4385][4420]- You're sure? You're positive?|- Yes, I'm sure. Get married.
[4421][4472]Wait a minute.|I want you to run a serology on him|for sporadic hepatitis "C".
[4472][4503]- What, you think he has hep "C"?|- He's been very tired lately.
[4504][4534]- That could be a lot of things.|- He was in Bangladesh last year.
[4535][4558]You know Adam.|He always eats the local food.
[4559][4585]Yeah, well, I mean, I don't|have a lab to run a hep "C".
[4586][4605]I'd have to send it off|to Anchorage.
[4606][4628]Besides,|I'd need Adam's permission.
[4652][4673]- Pick's disease.|- Pick's disease?
[4674][4700]Yeah. I think he has|all the symptoms,
[4701][4726]confusion,|inappropriate behavior, drooling.
[4727][4746]Pick's disease is extremely rare.
[4746][4774]And tragically, it's progressive|and irreversible.
[4774][4798]You know, Dr. Fleischman,|I know my strengths,
[4799][4817]but I also know my limitations.
[4818][4844]And at this stage of my life,|with my own fragile health,
[4845][4878]I don't know if I could cope|with both an infant|and a helpless invalid.
[4879][4899]Adam doesn't have Pick's disease.
[4900][4919]Hey, O'Connell.
[4919][4948]- Hi. How are you?|- All right.
[4949][4968]Uh, well, I have to go.
[4969][4989]See you. Bye.
[5001][5019]Shame on you.
[5020][5043]The poor woman can't even|look you in the eye.
[5044][5062]What were you thinking?
[5063][5097]- What are you talking about?|- I understand.
[5098][5121]You were out of town.|You felt free, unencumbered.
[5122][5142]But did you have|to sleep with her?
[5143][5161]- Who told you that?|- Adam.
[5162][5192]Adam? How did Adam know?
[5193][5213]Did you for one minute|consider the ramifications,
[5213][5233]or was it just, "I want, I want"?
[5234][5266]- The truth is I didn't sleep with her.|- Oh, spare me.
[5266][5285]- Hey. She thinks I slept with her.|- I didn't.
[5285][5306]How can you tell me this|with a straight face?
[5307][5335]What is it with you men?|Why do you all act|like guilty children?
[5335][5373]- She fell asleep.|- Stop. Stop. Please.
[5374][5392]You're making me physically ill.
[5525][5543]- Oh. It's you.|- Hi.
[5544][5568]- Hi.|- Can I come in?
[5582][5605]You wanna come in?|To my house?
[5606][5645]- Can I?|- Uh, okay.
[5668][5686]Thanks.
[5687][5731]Um, I know it's late, O'Connell,|but, um, I had to see you.
[5731][5750]- You did?
[5751][5777]When I run into you in town,|you're not yourself.
[5777][5811]Right? I mean, there's this incredible tension.|I know what you're feeling.
[5811][5833]- I know what's going on.|- There's nothing going on.
[5834][5855]Why would yo...