{21}{86}Little hand's on the six,|big hand's on the 12. {88}{154}Good morning, Cicely. Chris in|the Morning heralding the dawn... {156}{221}on KBHR, 570|on your AM dial. {224}{286}The voice of the Borough|of Arrowhead County. {291}{351}Que pasa hoy?|Let's take a look. {362}{433}Tom Barker shot a seven-foot bull|moose near Lake Loon yesterday. {435}{497}He's offering tenderloins|to anybody with a backhoe... {498}{561}who can haul it to Holling's|freezer before it spoils. {563}{641}Tempus fugit. Got a little|lost and found happening. {643}{705}Who's ever missing a '66|Studebaker transmission... {706}{764}Mitch Coleman found one by|the road by his smoke house. {768}{850}Why don't you just give Mitch a call|or drop by and claim it yourself? {851}{949}A reminder, Cicely's book club|meets tonight 7:30 at the church. {950}{1060}Maggie O'Connell is gonna be reading|House of Mirth by Edith Wharton. BYOB. {1098}{1140}What can I do for you,|Officer Semanski? {1142}{1210}Christopher Danforth Stevens?|Yep. In the flesh. {1212}{1267}Are you aware there's an outstanding|warrant for your arrest... {1269}{1302}in the state|of West Virginia? {1303}{1382}Well, that would surprise me,|considering the only outstanding thing... {1384}{1432}I was ever cited for in West|Virginia was the ability... {1434}{1493}to open three beer bottles at|the same time with my teeth. {1495}{1525}Stand up, please. {1527}{1576}Right now?|Up. {1586}{1627}Turn around. {1629}{1673}Place your hands|behind your back. {1674}{1744}Under the provisions of the|Uniform Criminal Extradition Act... {1746}{1855}I'm placing you under arrest|for violating section 62-12-19... {1857}{1893}of the West Virginia Code. {1894}{1930}You have the right|to remain silent. {1932}{1993}You have the right to have an|attorney present during questioning. {1995}{2061}If you cannot afford an attorney,|the court will appoint one for you. {2062}{2122}Anything you say can|and will be used against you. {3320}{3356}I don't get it, Holling. {3358}{3380}Get what? {3382}{3461}Chris has been a marked man|since the day I got here. {3463}{3497}Now, why bust him today? {3498}{3569}Why not last week, or|last year for that matter? {3570}{3657}Well, the judge doesn't get up here|more than once every 15 months or so. {3659}{3746}The police follow the circuit,|like tending a trap line. {3757}{3845}You know, they don't set the snares until|a day or two before the judge arrives. {3846}{3899}Less holding costs|that way. {3914}{3977}Well, what are|we gonna do about it? {3985}{4010}About what? {4030}{4061}About Chris. {4062}{4101}What do you suggest? {4103}{4131}I don't know. I mean... {4133}{4197}we can't just let him be|shipped off to West Virginia. {4229}{4254}Why not? {4256}{4331}Because he's Chris. {4333}{4448}Holling, I mean, besides, didn't you|see Deliverance? "Squeal like a pig. " {4450}{4493}I mean, if that's what|they do on camping trips... {4494}{4562}think what life's gonna be|like for Chris in the big house. {4836}{4873}Hey, Chris. {4913}{4942}Bernard! {4954}{5002}Rod, reel, net, creel. {5003}{5052}I can't make it, bro. {5063}{5094}No? Why not? {5096}{5124}I'm under arrest. {5126}{5151}Arrest? {5153}{5213}Parole violation|in West Virginia. {5227}{5281}Extradition hearing's|tomorrow. {5286}{5311}Tomorrow?|Yeah. {5313}{5338}You have a lawyer? {5340}{5392}No, I don't need one. {5394}{5433}Why not?|Guilty. {5435}{5473}Guilty of what? {5498}{5531}That's an interesting|question. {5533}{5590}I'm referring|to the statutory angle. {5592}{5673}Oh. I skipped town without|telling my parole officer. {5677}{5718}Chris, you need|a lawyer. {5737}{5789}What, did you get|a new rod? {5803}{5860}Winston graphite.|Form fits the reel. {5883}{5909}Nice. {5969}{6045}I'm putting you on retainer|to represent Stevens, Mike. {6047}{6088}You've got|the wrong man, Maurice. {6090}{6142}Don't sell yourself|short, Monroe. {6144}{6191}I was|a corporate attorney. {6193}{6234}You were a litigator,|weren't you? {6236}{6340}Why not fly in some high-priced|criminal talent from the lower 48? {6344}{6390}Uh-uh. Don't have time. {6398}{6442}Judge'll be here pronto. {6444}{6479}Get a postponement. {6491}{6569}Mike, this is Alaska. {6583}{6660}The circus only comes to|town once every year or two. {6699}{6735}You can do it. {6740}{6821}Where'd you graduate from|law school? Yale? Harvard? {6822}{6861}University of lllinois. {6865}{6892}Oh. {6909}{6966}I don't know the first thing|about criminal procedure. {6968}{7044}I mean, extradition-|I need Stevens on the air. {7050}{7098}You need him.|The town needs him. {7100}{7182}We can't let Chris in the Morning|go down the tubes without a fight. {7184}{7243}Think about the loss|in on-air revenue. {7301}{7339}What kind of cologne|are you wearing, Maurice? {7341}{7424}Oh, come on, don't give me|that allergy crap. {7426}{7460}You owe me. {7464}{7503}What about that space suit? {7505}{7568}Where do you think you'd be in|this town without my generosity? {7570}{7613}Yes, and I|appreciate it, Maurice. {7614}{7683}I just don't think I'd do a|very good job on Chris' behalf. {7685}{7743}You were not|my first choice, either. {7745}{7810}But we're stuck|with each other, so... {7823}{7881}Look, let's|cut to the chase here. {7889}{7989}Maggie says that you need a new|air filtration unit in this place. {8004}{8034}How much? {8079}{8133}As far as I can tell,|an extradition hearing... {8134}{8170}is pretty cut and dried. {8171}{8269}All the judge has to do is determine|that the person standing before him... {8270}{8355}is the person named in the|warrant, and it's good night, Irene. {8390}{8441}I don't really see|any room to maneuver. {8442}{8497}Hey, Mike, what are you,|like, a 44 long? {8499}{8527}Forty-two. {8538}{8569}Want this vest? {8578}{8613}100% cotton? {8614}{8656}Levi's finest. {8658}{8723}This baby's flapped in the|breeze of 1,000 highways... {8725}{8791}and known the clutches|of some pretty nasty ladies. {8793}{8863}Chris, did you hear|what I just said? {8876}{8936}Yeah, Mike. I need a lawyer.|Right. {8942}{8977}But I don't have|a prayer, right? {8979}{9023}Right. Basically. {9054}{9123}What I don't understand is why|the State of West Virginia... {9125}{9201}is going to so much trouble. I mean,|what were you in for, originally? {9203}{9238}Grand theft auto. {9239}{9301}Joey King and I, we|ripped off a '71 Firebird. {9303}{9365}Holleys, headers, Hurst.|A real rocket. {9367}{9423}I wrapped around a telephone|pole up on 13th Street. {9425}{9482}I got 2-to-5.|I did 18 months. {9503}{9570}And the only illegal act|you've committed since then... {9572}{9649}is skipping town without|notifying your parole officer. {9651}{9686}As far as I know. {9712}{9741}What's that, the warrant? {9742}{9781}Yeah.|Let me see. {9842}{9947}"State of West Virginia, Wheeling|City building, section 62-12." {9949}{10017}Aha!|"Aha," what? {10020}{10062}Here's your answer,|right here. Teddy Miller. {10073}{10135}You know the Commissioner|of Corrections? {10137}{10234}Yeah, Millers have been jailing|Stevens since before the Civil War. {10236}{10260}Oh. {10262}{10334}See, Mike, my family was like|the James Gang of West Virginia... {10337}{10389}and the Millers were|like the Earps. {10390}{10441}My granddaddy once shot|a Miller in the neck. {10443}{10469}Oh, he didn't kill him. {10470}{10519}He just walked around|the rest of his life... {10521}{10565}like he was looking|at a painting in the Louvre. {10566}{10609}You know, like this. {10626}{10680}It's been us against them|ever since. {10682}{10765}I used to beat up Teddy Miller|in grade school. That was fun. {10807}{10853}This doesn't bode well. {10858}{10942}Well, it's karma, you|know, Mike? The wheel? {10962}{11015}What goes around|comes around. {11066}{11115}Hey, look at that ptarmigan. Where? {11117}{11159}Over there,|by that old log. {11227}{11269}Chris is dead meat. {11271}{11295}What? {11297}{11342}Look.|What? {11343}{11414}Over there, that lady?|That's the judge. {11415}{11440}What, that? That woman? {11442}{11465}Uh-huh. {11467}{11533}Too bad.|Yeah, I'll say. {11540}{11571}What? {11574}{11637}Dr. Fleischman,|she's a woman. {11639}{11689}So what?|Luck of the draw. {11698}{11725}Yeah. {11726}{11765}Listen to you people. {11767}{11840}I can't believe|the negative image you have... {11842}{11941}based purely on an erroneous,|fatuous sexual stereotyping. {11948}{12018}Back in my competitive days,|Dr. Fleischman... {12019}{12062}you could drop a baton... {12064}{12124}or mess up your statement|of personal goals... {12126}{12184}none of the men|would blink... {12186}{12276}as long as you smiled a lot and|displayed a well-rounded personality. {12278}{12309}But the women. {12310}{12365}Try wearing a lip gloss|they'd never seen before... {12366}{12410}or dare to...|Coming through. {12412}{12490}...squeeze your well-toned|buns into a size 4 swimsuit... {12492}{12528}they couldn't wear|on a bet... {12530}{12601}they'd mark you down all|over the place. It was brutal. {12602}{12697}Well, Shelly, I hate to minimize|your experience, but I hardly think... {12699}{12787}that a beauty contest and a|court of law are analogous. {12789}{12877}Well, maybe not. But|they're definitely the same. {12930}{12972}What was that|all about? {12974}{13028}It's just not clear. {13040}{13129}Okay. Maggie, who's nicer,|men or women? {13184}{13230}Oh, I get it. {13231}{13261}What? {13293}{13327}I'm supposed to say|women, right? {13329}{13413}And then with sarcasm dripping|from your lips like battery acid... {13414}{13489}you'd belittle me, and demean me,|and rip my opinion to shreds... {13490}{13542}with the precision of those|razor-sharp German tools... {13544}{13590}you li...
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