1 00:00:33,992 --> 00:00:37,121 BOTH: And we were born on September 15... 2 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:38,672 warwerwor FB:ozmonkingkong@yahoo.co.id nurhayati download movie:burnyozmon.blogspot.com 3 00:00:38,747 --> 00:00:40,499 And... And she's the older... Older twin. 4 00:00:40,624 --> 00:00:42,001 I'm older by 10 minutes. She's... Ten minutes. 5 00:00:42,084 --> 00:00:43,757 Cause she had an umbilical cord 6 00:00:43,835 --> 00:00:45,303 wrapped around her neck. 7 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:47,632 And she, like, shoved me in there and wouldn't let me out. 8 00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:49,216 I was, like, kicking her in, 9 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:51,097 shoving her more in my mom, 10 00:00:51,218 --> 00:00:53,721 so that's why she came out, like, later. Yeah. 11 00:00:53,804 --> 00:00:55,522 And... She came out the bigger twin, too. 12 00:00:55,597 --> 00:00:58,817 Well, I came out a pound heavier than Kara, 13 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:00,986 so that's why I'm an inch taller now. 14 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:03,280 She's always been, like, a pound heavier. 15 00:01:03,355 --> 00:01:04,447 No. 16 00:01:04,815 --> 00:01:05,907 So, yeah, it's... You know, 17 00:01:05,983 --> 00:01:07,951 I love being twins, man. It's, uh... 18 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:10,279 It's basically like you have a bag of spare parts. 19 00:01:10,362 --> 00:01:11,363 Yeah. You know what I mean? 20 00:01:11,446 --> 00:01:12,914 It's, like, I need a kidney down the road, 21 00:01:12,990 --> 00:01:14,992 I know he's got one, so I'm always like, 22 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,622 "Hey, stay healthy, dude. Eat right." 23 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:19,580 When we were kids, we had our own secret language 24 00:01:19,663 --> 00:01:22,257 that only me and my brother understood. 25 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:24,418 Ooh. 26 00:01:25,168 --> 00:01:26,761 Eee. 27 00:01:27,296 --> 00:01:29,219 Ooh. 28 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:32,676 I guess, when we were kids, we thought we were whales. 29 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:34,348 Like, when things are bad, 30 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:35,771 we don't really got to say anything to each other. 31 00:01:35,846 --> 00:01:37,439 We just make these sounds. It's like... 32 00:01:37,514 --> 00:01:39,733 warwerwor fb:ozmonkingkong@yahoo.co.id nurhayati burnyozmon.blogspot.com 33 00:01:40,559 --> 00:01:42,561 So, I just graduated from Harvard, 34 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:44,396 and I'm starting a new job 35 00:01:44,479 --> 00:01:46,152 at a law firm in Southern California, 36 00:01:46,231 --> 00:01:48,199 so I'm really happy about that. 37 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:51,779 And I got a job at Hooters. I'm happy, too. 38 00:01:51,862 --> 00:01:53,614 Hooters! 39 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:56,450 Being a twin is like being a married couple, 40 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:57,534 and you can't divorce her. 41 00:01:57,618 --> 00:02:00,792 Even, like! I mean, I love her when we're together. 42 00:02:00,871 --> 00:02:02,589 Well, actually, more so when we're distant. 43 00:02:02,748 --> 00:02:04,341 She loves nature, like me. 44 00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:07,386 She loves donating her time to charities. 45 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:10,013 And she loves eating healthy, so that's awesome. 46 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:11,965 She's my best friend. 47 00:02:12,049 --> 00:02:14,347 My best friend is my boyfriend. 48 00:02:15,594 --> 00:02:17,596 warwerwor fb:ozmonkingkong@yahoo.co.id nurhayati burnyozmon.blogspot.com 49 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:25,278 ??? They say we're young and we don't know 50 00:02:25,354 --> 00:02:30,076 ??? We won't find out till we grow 51 00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:34,989 ??? Well, I don't know if all that's true 52 00:02:35,072 --> 00:02:39,873 ??? 'Cause you got me and, baby, I got you 53 00:02:41,078 --> 00:02:44,298 ??? Babe (CRYING) 54 00:02:44,373 --> 00:02:45,625 ??? I got you, babe 55 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,216 (FARTS) 56 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:48,509 ??? I got you, babe 57 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:50,132 (EXTENDED FART) 58 00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:52,472 ??? I got you, babe 59 00:02:53,757 --> 00:02:56,681 ??? And when I'm sad 60 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:59,309 ??? You're a clown 61 00:03:00,055 --> 00:03:02,979 ??? And if I get scared 62 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:07,234 ??? You're always around 63 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:10,691 ??? So let them say your hair's too long 64 00:03:10,774 --> 00:03:12,401 ??? 'Cause I don't care 65 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:15,454 ??? With you I can't go wrong 66 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:18,582 ??? Babe 67 00:03:20,117 --> 00:03:22,040 ??? I got you, babe 68 00:03:22,119 --> 00:03:23,336 (BALL WHOOSHING) 69 00:03:23,412 --> 00:03:27,633 ??? I got you, babe ??? 70 00:03:28,834 --> 00:03:31,087 Pepto-Bismol, take 43. 71 00:03:31,169 --> 00:03:32,796 And action! 72 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:37,054 Please, why do I have to have such diarrhea? 73 00:03:37,634 --> 00:03:40,558 You need to drink the pink. 74 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:42,977 Hold it. Cut! Cut! Jack! What is he doing? 75 00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:44,433 Jack, are you watching this'? 76 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:46,401 What do you mean, "Cut", man? 77 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:48,353 I... I got to be at Sesame Street by 1:00. 78 00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:50,572 Hey, hey, hey, Reeg, do you really have diarrhea? 79 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:51,694 'Cause you lost weight or something. 80 00:03:51,815 --> 00:03:53,817 Why does the stomach have all the good lines'? 81 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:54,901 Uh-huh. 82 00:03:54,985 --> 00:03:56,328 "Drink the pink." That's funny. 83 00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:57,450 I'm sorry, Jack. 84 00:03:57,529 --> 00:03:59,406 The Dunkin' Donut people want to talk to us. 85 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:00,741 Okay, well, I got to 86 00:04:00,824 --> 00:04:01,950 Regis, it's going to be fine. 87 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:03,785 Yeah, and you'll take care of that, and, uh... 88 00:04:03,869 --> 00:04:05,746 Thank you very much. I didn't need that, but cool. 89 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:07,331 I got some bad news. 90 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:09,132 We may lose Dunkin' Donuts. 91 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:11,552 What do you mean "lose"? They didn't like our pitches? 92 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:13,007 They want Al Pacino. 93 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:16,264 Al Pacino to do a commercial? Mmm-hmm. 94 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:17,640 The Godfather Al Pacino? 95 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:20,097 They got this new coffee drink, the Dunkaccino. 96 00:04:20,177 --> 00:04:21,269 Uh-huh. 97 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:23,346 Dunkaccino, Al Pacino, they sound alike. 98 00:04:23,555 --> 00:04:25,353 Yes. Well, they think it'll be a home run. 99 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:26,649 Of course it would be a home run 100 00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:28,227 if he would ever do it, which he won't. 101 00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:29,482 Yeah, well, never say never. 102 00:04:29,561 --> 00:04:30,858 Remember, you didn't think we could get Brad Pitt 103 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:32,359 to do that Radio Shack commercial. 104 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:33,781 I was right. 105 00:04:34,065 --> 00:04:35,658 Well, you can't be right all the time. 106 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:37,452 Uh-huh. Look, bottom line, 107 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:40,201 they're going to give us one month to make this whole Pacino thing happen, 108 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,327 or they're going to go elsewhere. 109 00:04:41,490 --> 00:04:42,787 We can't lose Dunkin' Donuts. 110 00:04:42,866 --> 00:04:44,163 They're our biggest client. 111 00:04:44,242 --> 00:04:45,664 (SIGHS) Damn it. 112 00:04:45,744 --> 00:04:47,166 We're going to go bankrupt, buddy. 113 00:04:47,245 --> 00:04:49,373 And we have 200 employees relying on us. 114 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:51,709 (GRUNTING) 115 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:53,593 Try to have a good Thanksgiving, okay? 116 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:55,053 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 117 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:56,550 What do you think? Would Al Pacino 118 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:58,303 ever do a Dunkin' Donuts commercial? 119 00:04:58,507 --> 00:05:00,430 (LAUGHING) What? 120 00:05:00,592 --> 00:05:01,718 Yeah. 121 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:03,474 Shut up. 122 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:04,930 Did my wife call? Uh, yeah. 123 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:05,980 You're all set for the cruise. 124 00:05:06,056 --> 00:05:07,353 You guys leave a week after Hanukkah. 125 00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:09,150 Okay, all right. There's some good news. 126 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:10,694 Yeah. She converted, right'? That's so cool. 127 00:05:10,769 --> 00:05:12,316 She doesn't look Jewish at all. 128 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:15,324 Wow. That was anti-Semitic. 129 00:05:15,774 --> 00:05:16,900 What? No, I just... 130 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:18,155 See, I can say that, you can't. 131 00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:19,282 You're not Jewish. 132 00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:20,863 No, but I'm close. 133 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:22,197 What... What doe...
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