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The RoyalsOf Hegn
Ursula K. LeGuin
Hegnis a small country, an island monarchy blessed with a marvelous climate and a vegetation so rich
that lunch or dinner there consists of reaching up to a tree to pluck a succulent, sunwarmed , ripe, rare
steakfruit , or sitting down under a llumbush and letting the buttery morsels drop onto one’s lap or straight
into one’s mouth. And then for dessert there are the sorbice blossoms, tart, sweet, and crunchy.
Four or five centuries ago the Hegnish were evidently an enterprising, stirring lot, who built good roads,
fine cities, noble country houses and palaces, all surrounded by literally delicious gardens. Then they
entered a settling-down phase, and at present they simply live in their beautiful houses. They have
hobbies, pursued with tranquil obsession. Some take up the cultivation and breeding of ever finer
varieties of grapes. (The Hegnian grape is self-fermenting; a small cluster of them has the taste, scent, and
effect of a split of Veuve Clicquot . Left longer on the vine, the grapes reach 80 or 90 proof, and the
taste comes to resemble a good single malt whiskey.) Some raise pet gorkis , an amiable, short-legged
domestic animal; others embroider pretty hangings for the churches; many take their pleasure in sports.
They all enjoy social gatherings.
People dress nicely for these parties. They eat some grapes, dance a little, and talk. Conversation is
desultory and, some would say, vapid. It concerns the kind and quality of the grapes, discussed with
much technicality; the weather, which is usually settled fair, but can always be threatening, or have
threatened, to rain; and sports, particularly the characteristically Hegnish game of sutpot , which requires
a playing field of several acres and involves two teams, many rules, a large ball, several small holes in the
ground, a movable fence, a short, flat bat, two vaulting poles, four umpires, and several days. No non-
Hegnishperson has ever been able to understand it. Hegnishmen discuss the last match played with the
same grave deliberation and relentless attention to detail with which they played it. Other subjects of
conversation are the behavior of pet gorkis and the decoration of the local church. Religion and politics
are never discussed. It may be that they do not exist, having been reduced to a succession of purely
formal events and observances, while their place is filled by the central element, the focus and foundation
of Hegnish society, which is best described as the Degree of Consanguinity.
It is a small island, and nearly everybody is related. As it is a monarchy, or rather a congeries of
monarchies, this means that almost everybody is or is related to a monarch–is a member of the Royal
Family.
In earlier times this universality of aristocracy caused trouble and dissension. Rival claimants to the
crown tried to eliminate each other; there was a long period of violence referred to as the Purification of
the Peerage, a war called the Agnate War, and the brief, bloody Cross-Cousins’ Revolt. But all these
family quarrels were settled when the genealogies of every lineage and individual were established and
recorded in the great work of the reign of Eduber XII of Sparg , the Book of the Blood.
Now four hundred and eighty-eight years old, this book is, I may say without exaggeration, the
centerpiece of every Hegnish household. Indeed it is the only book anybody ever reads. Most people
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know the sections dealing with their own family by heart. Publication of the annual Addition and
Supplements to the Book of the Blood is awaited as the great event of the year. It furnishes the staple
of conversation for months, as people discuss the sad extinction of the Levigian House with the death of
old Prince Levigvig , the exciting possibility of an heir to the Swads arising from the eminently suitable
marriage of Endol IV and the Duchess of Mabuber , the unexpected succession of Viscount Lagn to the
crown of East Fob due to the untimely deaths of his great-uncle, his uncle, and his cousin all in the same
year, or the re-legitimization (by decree of the Board of Editors-Royal) of the great-grandson of the
Bastard of Egmorg .
There are eight hundred and seventeen kings in Hegn . Each has title to certain lands, or palaces, or at
least parts of palaces; but actual rule or dominion over a region isn’t what makes a king a king. What
matters is having the crown and wearing it on certain occasions, such as the coronation of another king,
and having one’s lineage recorded unquestionably in the Book of the Blood, and edging the sod at the
first game of the local sutpot season, and being present at the annual Blessing of the Fish, and knowing
that one’s wife is the queen and one’s eldest son is the crown prince and one’s brother is the prince royal
and one’s sister is the princess royal and all one’s relations and all their children are of the blood royal.
To maintain an aristocracy it is necessary that persons of exalted rank form intimate association only with
others of their kind. Fortunately there are plenty of those. Just as the bloodline of a Thoroughbred horse
on my planet can be tracked straight back to the Godolphin Arabian, every royal family of Hegn can
trace its ancestry back to Rugland of Hegn-Glander , who ruled eight centuries ago. The horses don’t
care, but their owners do, and so do the kings and the royal families. In this sense, Hegn may be seen as
a vast stud farm.
There is an unspoken consensus that certain royal houses are slightly, as it were, more royal than others,
because they descend directly from Rugland’s eldest son rather than one of his eight younger sons; but all
the other royal houses have married into the central line often enough to establish an unshakable
connection. Each house also has some unique, incomparable claim to distinction, such as descent from
Alfign the Ax , the semi-legendary conqueror of North Hegn , or a collateral saint, or a family tree never
sullied by marriage with a mere duke or duchess but exhibiting (on the ever-open page of the Book of
the Blood in the palace library) a continuous and unadulterated flowering of true blue princes and
processes.
And so, when the novelty of the annual Addition and Supplements at last wears thin, the royal guests at
the royal parties can always fall back on discussing degrees of consanguinity, settling such questions as
whether the son born of Agnin IV’s second marriage, to Tivand of Shut, was or was not the same prince
who was slain at the age of thirteen defending his father’s palace against the Anti-Agnates and therefore
could, or could not, have been the father of the Duke of Vigrign , later King of Shut.
Such questions are not of interest to everyone, and the placid fanaticism with which the Hegnish pursue
them bores or offends many visitors to the island. The fact that the Hegnish have absolutely no interest in
any people except themselves can also cause offense , or even rage. Foreigners exist. That is all the
Hegnish know about them, and all they care to know. They are too polite to say that it is a pity that
foreigners exist, but if they had to think about it, they would think so.
They do not, however, have to think about foreigners. That is taken care of for them. The Interplanary
Hotel on Hegn is in Hemgogn , a beautiful little kingdom on the west coast. The Interplanary Agency runs
the hotel and hires local guides. The guides, mostly dukes and earls, take visitors to see the Alternation of
the Watch on the Walls, performed by princes of the blood, wearing magnificent traditional regalia, at
noonand six daily. The Agency also offers day tours to a couple of other kingdoms. The bus runs softly
along the ancient, indestructible roads among sunlit orchards and wildfood forests. The tourists get out of
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the bus and look at the ruins, or walk through the parts of the palace open to visitors. The inhabitants of
the palace are aloof but unfailingly civil and courteous, as befits royalty. Perhaps the Queen comes down
and smiles at the tourists without actually looking at them and instructs the pretty little Crown Princess to
invite them to pick and eat whatever they like in the lunch-orchard, and then she and the Princess go
back into the private part of the palace, and the tourists have lunch and get back into the bus. And that is
that.
Being an introvert, I rather like Hegn . One does not have to mingle, since one can’t. And the food is
good, and the sunlight sweet. I went there more than once, and stayed longer than most people do, and
so it happened that I learned about the Hegnish Commoners.
I was walking down the main street of Legners Royal, the capital of Hemgogn , when I saw a crowd in
the square in front of the old Church of the Thrice Royal Martyr. I thought it must be one of the many
annual festivals or rituals and joined the crowd to watch. These events are alwaysslow , decorous, and
profoundly dull. But they’re the only events there are: and they have their own tedious charm. Soon,
however, I saw this was a funeral. And it was altogether different from any Hegnish ceremony I had ever
witnessed, above all in the behavior of the people.
They were all royals, of course, like any crowd in Hegn , all of them princes, dukes, earls, princesses,
duchesses, countesses, etc. But they were not behaving with the regal reserve, the sovereign aplomb, the
majestic apathy I had always seen in them before. They were standing about in the square, for once not
engaged in any kind of prescribed ritual duty or traditional occupation or hobby, but just crowding
together.as if for comfort. They were disturbed, distressed, disorganized, and verged upon being noisy.
They showed emotion. They were grieving, openly grieving.
The person nearest me in the crowd was the Dowager Duchess of Mogn and Farstis , the Queen’s aunt
by marriage. I knew who she was because I had seen her, every morning athalf past eight, issue forth
from theRoyalPalaceto walk the King’s pet gorki in the Palace gardens, which border on the hotel, and
one of the Agency guides had told me who she was. I had watched from the window of the breakfast
room of the hotel while the gorki , a fine, heavily testicled specimen, relieved himself under the
cheeseblossom bushes, and the Dowager Duchess gazed away into a tranquil vacancy reserved for the
eyes of true aristocrats.
But now those pale eyes were filled with tears, and the soft, weathered face of the Duchess worked with
the effort to control her feelings.
"Your ladyship," I said, hoping that the translatomat would provide the proper appellation for a duchess
in case I had it wrong, "forgive me, I am from another country, whose funeral is this?"
She looked at me unseeing, dimly surprised but too absorbed in sorrow to wonder at my ignorance or
my effrontery. " Sissie’s," she said, and speaking the name made her break into open sobs for a moment.
She turned away, hiding her face in her large lace handkerchief, and I dared ask no more.
The crowd was growing rapidly, constantly. By the time the coffin was borne forth from the church,
there must have been over a thousand people, most of the population of Legners , all of them members of
the Royal Family, crowded into the square. The King and his two sons and his brother followed the
coffin at a respectful distance.
The coffin was carried and closely surrounded by people I had never seen before, a very odd lot–pale,
fat men in cheap suits, pimply boys, middle-aged women with brassy hair and stiletto heels, and a highly
visible young woman with thick thighs in a miniskirt, a halter top, and a black cotton lace mantilla. She
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staggered along after the coffin weeping aloud, half-hysterical, supported on one side by a
scared-looking man with a pencil mustache and two-tone shoes, on the other by a small, dry, tired,
dogged woman in her seventies dressed entirely in rusty black.
At the far edge of the crowd I saw a native guide with whom I had struck up a lightweight friendship, a
young viscount, son of the Duke of Ist , and I worked my way toward him. It took quite a while, as
everyone was streaming along with the slow procession of the coffin-bearers and their entourage toward
the King’s limousines and horse-drawn coaches that waited near the Palace gates. When I finally got to
the guide I said, "Who is it? Who are they?"
" Sissie," he said almost in a wail, caught up in the general grief–" Sissiedied last night!" Then, coming
back to his duties as guide and interpreter and trying to regain his pleasant aristocratic manner, he looked
at me, blinked back his tears, and said, "They’re our commoners."
"And Sissie –?"
"She’s, she was, their daughter.The only daughter." Do what hecould, the tears would well into his eyes.
"She was such a dear girl.Such a help to her mother, always.Such a sweet smile. And there’s nobody like
her, nobody. She was the only one. Oh, she was so full of love.Our poor little Sissie !" And he broke
right down and cried aloud.
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