{1}{72}movie info: XVID 592x320 23.976fps 699.8 MB|/SubEdit b.4072 (http://subedit.com.pl)/ {1193}{1273}Thanks for everything. {1379}{1448}Guess what I did|last night. {1449}{1504}Dude! {1990}{2084}Now let's rock|Westside Academy! {2226}{2281}/Taste the beast!/ {2282}{2322}/You can do|anything you want in life/ {2323}{2375}/as long as you|stay away from drugs./ {2376}{2419}/Why would a person|use illegal drugs?/ {2420}{2463}/Many reasons./ {2464}{2524}/Maybe they're trying to fit|in with a new group of friends./ {2525}{2559}/Maybe they're curious./ {2560}{2594}/Maybe they're just bored./ {2595}{2619}/But whatever the reason,/ {2620}{2680}/what should you say when|someone offers you drugs?/ {2681}{2742}/Say, "No, thanks.|I'll have a Minotaur."/ {2743}{2785}Stay off drugs! Minotaur! {2786}{2871}/Thank you, Minotaur man./ {2873}{2924}Hey! Nice cow|outfit, homo. {2925}{2987}Where can I pick one of|those up, the gay zoo? {2988}{3023}Oh, no. It's not a...|It's not a cow. {3024}{3051}It's a minotaur. {3052}{3079}It's a creature of myth, {3080}{3127}and he got this one out|of your mom's closet. {3128}{3231}She let me keep it|after I fucked her. {3236}{3304}Drugs are bad.|Energy drinks, good. {3305}{3367}/So whenever you'd like to|taste one, help yourselves./ {3368}{3433}/And for every can sold,|Minotaur will make a donation/ {3434}{3539}/to the Keep Kids|Off Drugs foundation./ {3599}{3651}God, this suit|smells like Tater Tots. {3652}{3710}Yeah, I know what you need. {3711}{3792}Kiss? Are you kidding? No. God. {3793}{3820}I love Kiss. {3821}{3847}No one loves Kiss. {3848}{3886}Paul Stanley is|sick of Kiss. {3887}{3940}Whoa! Don't dis|the Starchild. {3941}{3974}Hey, don't get me|wrong, all right? {3975}{4076}I like to "rock 'n' roll all|night and part of every day!" {4077}{4142}Party every day. "Rock 'n' roll|all night and party every day!" {4143}{4207}I like to rock 'n' roll part|of every day. Party every day. {4208}{4243}I usually have errands.|Party. {4244}{4335}I can rock 'n' roll from, like,|1:00 to 3:00. You need to party. {4336}{4363}/Hey, guys.|How's it going?/ {4364}{4415}/When someone offers you some|illegal drugs, what do you say?/ {4416}{4480}/You say, "No, thanks.|I'll just have a Minotaur. "/ {4481}{4521}/I've had so many|of these things./ {4522}{4561}/I'm not kidding./ {4562}{4672}/I may wet my pants.|Where's the bathroom?/ {4702}{4728}Holy shit. {4729}{4823}Dude, this is like|Shrek's piss. {4829}{4911}/So remember, stay off drugs,|drink Minotaur and above all.../ {4912}{4983}Taste the beast! {5108}{5139}You know what's|great about this job? {5140}{5173}You mean,|besides nothing? {5174}{5203}We're making|the world a better place. {5204}{5232}How? {5233}{5307}You know, giving the kids an|energy boost to stay off drugs. {5308}{5383}We're selling them nuclear|horse piss for 6 bucks a can. {5384}{5428}What an accomplishment.|Feels good, doesn't it? {5429}{5485}Easy to do hung-over. {5486}{5518}I could do|this job forever. {5519}{5579}If I had to do this job forever,|I'd put a bullet in my head. {5580}{5614}Game face, bro. {5615}{5669}Surprise! {5670}{5715}Yeah! {5716}{5757}Got you, man! Got you! {5758}{5784}Happy anniversary!|Did you know? {5785}{5811}No. {5812}{5848}All right.|That was good! {5849}{5878}Oh, my God.|You're here. {5879}{5906}Wheeler called me. Hi. {5907}{5933}Thank you for warning me. {5934}{5987}Hey, I tried to tell them|you don't like surprises, {5988}{6047}but they really wanted|to celebrate your milestone. {6048}{6122}/What's up, mino-tards?/ {6123}{6152}What's up, Wheeler? {6153}{6181}/My dick!/ {6182}{6213}"My dick!" {6214}{6275}/Everybody, we're here to|celebrate my best friend, Danny!/ {6276}{6317}We just work together.|Not "best friend. " {6318}{6347}Be nice. {6348}{6390}/Danny's been|working here 10 years!/ {6391}{6429}/That's almost|a decade of living the dream./ {6430}{6457}You're the|man, Danny! {6458}{6494}/I want to grow|old with you, Danny./ {6495}{6527}/Hopefully,|we'll be tasting the beast/ {6528}{6558}/for the rest of|our lives together!/ {6559}{6623}Yeah!|All right! {6624}{6717}/It's early morning|The sun come out/ {6718}{6771}/Last night was shaking|And pretty loud/ {6772}{6802}This is a nightmare. {6803}{6847}Come on. I took|the afternoon off. {6848}{6899}There's cake! Let's|try and enjoy ourselves. {6900}{6960}/Mitch from Graphics,|take over!/ {6961}{6996}Do it!|Let's go next! {6997}{7038}Come on. It'll be fun.|No. {7039}{7089}Why not? Come on.|We'll do a duet! {7090}{7129}Getting up in front|of a group of people {7130}{7175}and singing is not my|idea of fun. All right? {7176}{7216}It's humiliating. {7217}{7253}/With another sin/ {7254}{7324}I'm gonna sing. {7332}{7372}/Here I am/ {7373}{7399}/Ow!/ {7400}{7474}/Rock you like a hurricane/ {7475}{7520}Come on, come on, come|on, come on! Yeah, yeah! {7521}{7551}/Here I am/ {7552}{7587}Come on. Sing it! {7588}{7651}/Rock you like a hurricane/ {7652}{7699}Danny? {7700}{7728}What is your problem? {7729}{7755}Look, I'm sorry,|all right? {7756}{7827}I'm not Wheeler, happy|in some brainless job, {7828}{7855}no goals, no ambition. {7856}{7895}Hey, you don't know|how Wheeler feels. {7896}{7975}For all you know, he hates|his job as much as you do. {7976}{8023}I love this job! {8024}{8128}Hey, Wheeler!|She's tasting your beast! {8157}{8195}Good morning.|Can I take your order? {8196}{8231}Can I get a tall chai? {8232}{8267}And a large black coffee. {8268}{8292}A what? {8293}{8317}Large black coffee. {8318}{8344}/Do you mean a venti?/ {8345}{8371}No, I mean a large. {8372}{8423}/He means a venti. Yeah,|the biggest one you've got./ {8424}{8453}/Venti is large./ {8454}{8483}/No. Venti is 20./ {8484}{8510}Danny. {8511}{8590}Yeah. "Large" is large.|In fact, "tall" is large. {8591}{8639}/And grande is|Spanish for large./ {8640}{8685}/Venti is the only one|that doesn't mean large./ {8686}{8724}It's also the only|one that's Italian. {8725}{8787}Congratulations! You're|stupid in three languages. {8788}{8847}/Look, dick.|Venti is a large coffee./ {8848}{8883}Really? Says who?|Fellini? {8884}{8919}How much is that?|Here's a 10. {8920}{8959}Do you accept lira,|or is it all euros now? {8960}{9005}You know what,|just keep the change. {9006}{9055}Jesus, Dan. You know what|they call the sizes here. {9056}{9094}You know what, you've been|picking fights with everybody. {9095}{9141}The girl at the party...|She said ASAP. {9142}{9184}ASAP, I'm sorry.|Huge crime. {9185}{9260}It's like "24l7" or "been there,|done that. " You hate that, too. {9261}{9339}I don't hate it enough|to let it ruin my day. {9340}{9423}It's getting worse. You|know, man? The sun is shining, {9424}{9497}but you have lost the ability|to take any joy in life. {9498}{9539}I can't stand it anymore! {9540}{9580}You're just|a miserable dick now! {9581}{9612}You're mean to everybody! {9613}{9706}/And, FYI, it's called a|venti because it's 20 ounces!/ {9707}{9772}/20! Venti!/ {9875}{9942}Is that true? {9963}{10041}She says I take|no joy in life. {10042}{10092}I can see that. {10093}{10124}I gotta talk to her. {10125}{10158}Forget her, man. {10159}{10203}Let me give you a little|motto I live my life by, {10204}{10242}you got to hit|it and quit it. {10243}{10289}No ties, tangle free. {10290}{10321}Nobody tells me what to do. {10322}{10370}I go bang,|bang, bang the drum. {10371}{10407}What? That's not a motto. {10408}{10466}That's just you|saying a bunch of things. {10467}{10517}You know, Beth's right.|I'm a dick. {10518}{10580}Hey, I'm in a rut, just|going from school to school {10581}{10644}selling poison to|our nation's youth. {10645}{10696}It's not poison.|It's got juice in it. {10697}{10725}You know, I'm 35 years old. {10726}{10752}I got nothing to|show for my life. {10753}{10790}I figured I'd be something, {10791}{10850}something good,|a professor, engineer. {10851}{10887}I don't know. {10888}{10979}Figured I'd be|married. I'd... {11041}{11083}You know what? We're|making a detour. What? {11084}{11111}We're making a detour.|Where? {11112}{11199}We're making a detour.|Why? {11219}{11273}Dude, you're too jacked up on|Minotaur. This is a mistake. {11274}{11312}It's fine. Look,|I'll be right back. {11313}{11369}Hey, we gotta be at the Blue|Valley Middle School by 1:30. {11370}{11401}Yep! {11402}{11444}No, I don't want|to plea-bargain. {11445}{11472}I didn't do it. {11473}{11539}Mr. Garvin, I just don't know what|other options we have, you know, {11540}{11623}because they have this clear|videotape of you stealing {11624}{11664}/a lot of TVs.|Guys! Go, go, go./ {11665}{11700}That could be any bald guy. {11701}{11780}/Look at me. Me, David Garvin,|stealing TVs./ {11781}{11817}/Who would believe it?/ {11818}{11888}That is not me. {11894}{11935}Hey, hi.|I need to talk to you. {11936}{11999}Danny, I'm with a client,|so we'll talk later. {12000}{12044}I can go.|No, no. You stay. {12045}{12136}I'm not going anywhere|until you talk to me. {12137}{12171}Excuse me one... {12172}{12206}Thank you.|What? Fast. {12207}{12232}All right, you were right. {12233}{12258}I'm a dick. I'm a dick! {12259}{12297}You're dickish.|Yes, I'm dickish. {12298}{12339}I'm a dickish dick, and I'm|in a rut. We're in a rut. {12340}{12382}Let's shake things up.|I have an idea. {12383}{12416}Let's get married.|I don't have a ring. {12417}{12443}Are you serious? {12444}{12482}/Mazel tov!|No./ {12483}{12523}Never mind.|What? {12524}{12551}No.|Why? {12552}{12631}Because despite this very well|thought out and romantic proposal, {12632}{12687}I'm not that interested in|becoming Mrs. Dick-in-a-rut. {12688}{12723}Heard that.|Really? {12724}{12758}Did you hear that?|Danny? {12759}{...
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