{1}{72}movie info: XVID 544x416 23.976fps 233.3 MB|/SubEdit b.4072 (http://subedit.com.pl)/ {2209}{2283}Sometimes life can be such a grind. {2285}{2327}Know what I mean? {2345}{2400}That's why I like to get out|every now and then... {2401}{2448}and swing a little. {2480}{2540}So much for his family tree. {2616}{2683}Tonight's tale concerns a young woman... {2684}{2750}who's about to do a little swinging|of her own. {2752}{2839}She wants to prove|that a good man is hard to find... {2840}{2900}but easy to get rid of. {2915}{2966}I think you'll like this|little chopping spree... {2968}{3051}I call, "Split Second. " {3528}{3555}Hey. {3582}{3658}I'd been stranded for a couple ofmonths|up in the North Woods... {3660}{3730}when I took a job waiting tables|at the Cummings Saloon. {3732}{3775}How much, four up? {3894}{3960}I was trying to sa ve up|for a bus ticket out. {3967}{4007}The money was terrible. {4009}{4091}And most of the tips I got|weren't the kind you could stick in a bank. {4162}{4205}Four rounds in 20 minutes. {4207}{4250}What is this, a slow night, guys? {4261}{4311}Can't you hold your drink anymore? {4328}{4383}Liz, you ever thought|about doing stand-up? {4408}{4459}Thought that's what I was doing. {4544}{4569}Watch this. {4599}{4650}- Take a break, Ray.|- Hey. {4652}{4716}- Hey.|- How about going in my truck? {4718}{4756}I got sheepskins. {4766}{4841}I thought you liked them better|when they were still alive, Banjo. {4884}{4927}You saying you don't wanna? {4928}{4975}I'm saying,|just 'cause we got friendly once... {4976}{5021}don't mean I care to make a habit of it. {5024}{5058}Who you kidding, Liz? {5060}{5089}If I got you drunk enough... {5091}{5147}I'd have you out in my truck again|in no time. {5148}{5195}That's real sweet of you, Banjo. {5196}{5252}Let's save the Hallmark moment|for another time. {5253}{5323}Hey, hey, hey, let's go for a ride. {5327}{5379}You got 10 minutes|before you gotta be back. {5381}{5449}More than enough time|to reapply your lipstick, baby. {5468}{5494}You- {5512}{5552}The lady's not interested. {5554}{5589}You got that? {5624}{5662}Fuck off, Dixon. {5700}{5745}Drop the knife. Drop it! {5809}{5858}This is how you wanna die, shitheel? {5888}{5965}I wasn't exactly looking|for a knight in shining armor... {5967}{6025}but I did like being fought over. {6027}{6122}Those days, I was getting offended|a lot more than I was getting defended. {6133}{6180}Apologize to the lady. {6217}{6251}I'm sorry, ma'am. {6274}{6301}Good boy. {6316}{6361}Now get the fuck out of here. {6456}{6499}He didn't hurt you, did he, ma'am? {6512}{6538}No. {6567}{6600}That was nice of you. {6601}{6632}Thanks. {6711}{6744}Can I buy you a drink? {7018}{7088}After a couple of drinks|and a slow dance... {7090}{7133}he wanted me to be his wife. {7154}{7244}Said he had money|and that he'd take care ofme. {7287}{7350}I was glad he didn't use the "L " word. {7352}{7385}It's no coincidence... {7387}{7447}it's the same letter|that starts the word "lie. " {7488}{7539}I figured, what the hell... {7580}{7616}And said yes. {8036}{8082}Steve had money, all right. {8089}{8186}And a big house up on the mountain|right in the middle of his lumber camp. {8217}{8310}He made love like a mountain man,|which I kind of liked. {8336}{8396}And in the morning when he got up|to go to work... {8397}{8510}I thought to myself,|"I just might be happy here. " {8543}{8591}...says you. Says you. {8593}{8633}And I'll tell you something. {8652}{8682}What's that? {8684}{8757}My granddaddy used to do this work.|He was a... {8805}{8884}What the hell are we gonna do|about the annual tournament this year? {8886}{8972}Now that Wolf's gone, we got nobody|to put on the wood-chopping contest. {8974}{9029}- Snaz, you won't believe it.|- Artie, I'm talking here. {9031}{9084}Someone just said|that Dixon got married last night... {9086}{9139}to one of the waitresses|down at Cummings' place. {9140}{9193}Get out of here.|Dixon ain't the marrying kind. {9195}{9230}I know, but that's what they're saying. {9232}{9281}Said he went off|and got hitched to Liz Kelly. {9283}{9307}Her? {9308}{9350}- Yeah.|- No! {9380}{9449}I didn't know Dixon was into|sloppy seconds. {9542}{9577}Morning, guys. {9580}{9633}Hey, Mr. Dixon! {9645}{9699}I just wanted to let you all know... {9700}{9779}that as of next week we'll be moving over|to the north side of the mountain. {9780}{9849}North side?|There's hardly anything over there. {9851}{9920}I know it, Snaz,|but there ain't nothing I can do. {9928}{9975}Those goddamn environmentalists... {9976}{10034}are trying to protect some fucking moth|or something. {10059}{10116}Either I lay you guys off,|or we move over there. {10118}{10160}We appreciate that, Mr. Dixon... {10162}{10208}but it still don't hardly seem fair. {10209}{10275}That the only news you got for us, Mr. D? {10277}{10358}There's a rumor going around camp|you went off and got yourself married. {10366}{10424}Christ! Word travels fast, don't it? {10437}{10488}Holy shit! Are you saying it's true? {10490}{10517}What can I tell you? {10544}{10580}All right. {10581}{10652}Does that mean we're throwing out|the rule about no women? {10653}{10709}I mean I could use some around here|to keep me warm... {10711}{10747}besides these pricks. {10748}{10784}The rule stands, guys. {10792}{10846}No women around here except my wife. {10848}{10899}Women can be trouble in a place like this. {10907}{10959}Hell, women are trouble, period. {10983}{11016}Steve, honey. {11017}{11061}Oh, there you are. {11100}{11139}Your breakfast is ready. {11210}{11278}- What the hell are you wearing?|- What? {11280}{11335}What the fuck are you all staring at? {11363}{11417}I don't want you in here ever,|you hear me? {11419}{11467}You don't know what these guys are like. {11468}{11516}Oh, for Christ's sake, Steve! {11560}{11620}Look, I told you to do something,|now do it. {11622}{11680}I don't want these sons of bitches|staring at you. {11682}{11724}Sure, Steve, whatever you say. {11820}{11891}I don't want you shit-heads staring at her,|you understand me? {11907}{11989}You'd better act like fucking gentlemen|when the lady's around. {11993}{12024}Some lady. {12026}{12080}She used to sell her mouth for a nickel. {12286}{12322}Something on your mind? {12360}{12401}I didn't say nothing. {12403}{12429}That's good. {12451}{12514}I thought I heard somebody saying|my wife sucked cock. {12628}{12675}Wind plays tricks on you. {12699}{12732}Think you hear shit. {12803}{12838}- What the fuck...|- The fucker's insane. {12940}{13008}Hey, hey, hey! Come on. {13170}{13228}This what you said my wife did? {13302}{13353}Mr. Dixon, he can't breathe. {13355}{13400}Let him go. He was just kidding. {13414}{13486}Nobody kids about my wife. {13580}{13619}You assholes understand? {13675}{13721}Everybody, get to work! {13909}{13954}What is it about men? {13956}{14000}When they want you the first time... {14001}{14060}they don't care what anybody thinks|ofyou. {14062}{14120}But as soon as they think of you|as theirs... {14122}{14205}they want you to be|as pure as the fucking Madonna. {14273}{14319}What in the hell was the meaning of that? {14320}{14375}I don't want them staring at you. {14393}{14442}You're my wife, God damn it. {14444}{14519}What are you afraid of? That one of them|might fuck better than you can? {14765}{14855}It wasn't the first time a man|had screwed me because he was jealous. {14864}{14921}But it was the first time I'd hated it. {14962}{15022}And I felt the boredom coming back. {15042}{15095}I can tell you from experience... {15097}{15163}there's nothing in the world|worse than boredom. {15165}{15210}Absolutely nothing. {15241}{15336}For a while after that, the men were afraid|to even acknowledge me... {15337}{15363}though a lot of them had done... {15365}{15409}a lot more than acknowledge me|in the past. {15439}{15509}The whole marriage thing had worn thin|in record time. {15799}{15844}Sorry to bother you so early, ma'am. {15845}{15887}My name's Ted Morgan. {15912}{15950}I've come looking for a job. {15984}{16043}What do I look like,|a fucking employment agency? {16069}{16098}Well, no, ma'am. {16100}{16169}What I meant was,|this here's a logging camp, isn't it? {16171}{16211}Who the hell is that? {16227}{16258}Don't know. {16449}{16487}Yeah? What do you want? {16489}{16567}Well, sir, I was just telling your wife,|I come looking for a job. {16568}{16624}Maybe things are picking up around here. {16660}{16747}Looks like a cure for boredom|just showed up at my doorstep. {16768}{16816}Yeah, it's a beautiful country. {16819}{16861}So, where you been? {16873}{16980}Well, after I left Denver, I hiked up through|the Rockies to the Canadian border. {16983}{17025}Yeah? Where you going from here? {17038}{17122}I don't know. Maybe over to Vancouver,|down to California. {17134}{17180}But I'm a little broke at the moment. {17181}{17234}I can always use an extra hand|around here. {17490}{17524}Let's see what you can do. {17525}{17580}I'm afraid I don't care for those, sir. {17582}{17639}How else you plan to cut|these things down, son? {17730}{17780}Guess I'm a little bit old fashioned. {17788}{17841}Well, if that's what you want to do. {17873}{17906}Say the word. {17924}{17947}Go. {19017}{19060}Yeah! Attaboy! {19072}{19104}Speed machine. {19157}{19200}Call me un-American... {19204}{19272}but watching Ted chop that tree in half... {19273}{19376}well, it just made me forget|all my troubles. {19400}{19498}And at that point, I would have done|anything for a little excitement... {19500}{19542}of one kind or another. {19750}{19795}What do you think, Mr. Dixon? {19796}{19825}Decent. {19827}{19906}Decent? What, are you kidding?|Kid's a goddamn beaver. {19911}{19962}Fastest chopping I've seen in a long time. {19964}{20047}Yeah. I think we fo...
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