{586}{668}LOVE IS MY PROFESSION {3101}{3152}The cops'll be here tomorrow. {3157}{3208}- So...|- So nothing. {3213}{3286}It'll take 14,000|to watch the Queen. {3291}{3324}So we'll be fine. {3329}{3379}But we still need a gun. {3384}{3419}Tomorrow. {4381}{4418}Bring him here. {4432}{4482}I'll put him there. {4495}{4548}- Here...|- Take him. {4827}{4876}She closes at 7 pm sharp. {5216}{5246}Good evening. {5251}{5284}Ladies... {5298}{5326}What would you like? {5331}{5364}It's for a little boy. {5369}{5424}Very well, how old? {5445}{5502}- About 12.|- Yes, 12. {5507}{5557}- A book?|- He can't read. {5571}{5595}At 12? {5600}{5664}Sorry, he has a book already. {5674}{5725}Soldiers then? {5730}{5818}I've everything:|French, American, British... {5824}{5854}No Germans? {5859}{5908}No, I'm expecting them. {5915}{5943}Jeanne! {5950}{5995}Thanks... Eug�ne! {6000}{6026}Here I am. {6050}{6067}Say... {6072}{6112}How about a gun? {6126}{6145}Really? {6150}{6192}They're not for kids. {6197}{6258}Better kids than adults. {6267}{6319}I do have something. {6328}{6368}It's pretty good. {6377}{6418}Like the real thing. {6446}{6478}How does it work? {6483}{6511}Hang on... {6537}{6565}It's great! {6577}{6616}May I? {6655}{6712}It's perfect. How much? {6717}{6751}340. {6798}{6822}OK... {6843}{6928}100, 200, 264... {6933}{6994}- You don't have...|- 76F. {7004}{7032}Here, madam. {7046}{7081}And a newspaper. {7188}{7224}Goodbye. {7232}{7262}Goodbye, ladies. {7294}{7337}Tomorrow jewelry holdup... {7342}{7376}- Stop it.|- Silly... {7381}{7458}It won't be news|as there'll be no deaths. {7505}{7564}- What are you looking for?|- The horoscope. {7608}{7675}- So?|- Wait... Here. {7680}{7706}Leo... {7712}{7800}Business: Chance to do good work, {7805}{7873}to improvise with brio. {7902}{8019}Avoid anything|to cause you enmity. {8024}{8039}What? {8044}{8118}Health: Beware of chills. {8123}{8171}Love: Don't bother! {8176}{8257}- And me? Virgo?|- Let's go. {9434}{9477}- Ladies.|- Good evening. {9482}{9518}How can I help? {9547}{9575}It's my watch. {9581}{9614}Let's see... {9659}{9674}Hands up! {9679}{9724}What's going on? {9729}{9762}Hold up! No noise! {9767}{9803}Give us the cash! {9808}{9838}My, my! {9844}{9878}Take the watches. {9954}{9992}But they're not mine. {10014}{10036}Move it! {10042}{10076}They're not mine. {10107}{10131}Get out! {10136}{10168}- Killers!|- Quiet! {10201}{10258}Can't you see we're armed? {10308}{10322}Shut up! {10327}{10357}Somebody help! {10393}{10426}Shut your trap! {10431}{10483}Shut it or else! {10488}{10532}Leave her alone. {10581}{10601}Let's move! {10686}{10735}Let's split up! {10753}{10812}- Where to?|- Gaston's. {11007}{11023}Damn! {12118}{12217}{y:i}Under a spring sky,|Orly awaits the royal couple {12222}{12303}{y:i}as protocol demands. The flags... {12308}{12375}{y:i}are fluttering in the breeze|to welcome {12380}{12517}{y:i}their gracious majesties,|who are now on French soil... {12598}{12661}- Still not seen my girlfriend?|- No. {12666}{12698}Why, what's up? {12703}{12746}Nothing. {12797}{12835}It's just... {12868}{12927}Nothing.|Another cognac. {13058}{13088}That's the third. {13095}{13168}- I know, I'll pay.|- It's not that... {13182}{13212}You seem off-color. {13236}{13259}That obvious? {13284}{13304}A bit. {13471}{13506}- That's better.|- Say... {13528}{13558}Look who's in. {13639}{13672}Not tonight. {14108}{14165}- Gaston.|- Now what? {14170}{14231}- Got a hammer?|- What for? {14236}{14311}- It needs re-heeling.|- Give it here. {14729}{14768}- She should be here.|- Who? {14773}{14824}No�mie, of course. {14888}{14941}{y:i}The cort�ge pauses. {14947}{15031}{y:i}A girl Princess Anne's age|approaches the Queen {15037}{15135}{y:i}and gives her a bouquet|in France's colors. {15197}{15239}{y:i}Her Majesty seems moved {15244}{15296}{y:i}and pats her on the head. {15301}{15352}{y:i}The cort�ge moves off {15357}{15429}{y:i}towards Paris amidst cheers. {15506}{15536}And then? {15541}{15621}The cops showed Gaston|No�mie's photo. {15626}{15666}Proves she was arrested. {15671}{15693}Rather. {15698}{15738}But she won't talk. {15743}{15808}She'll give them her stubborn look. {15813}{15865}Plus Gaston's a friend. {15870}{15939}He'll say we were both at his bar. {15944}{16050}You must make sure|No�mie knows about the alibi. {16055}{16129}As a lawyer, you can visit her. {16134}{16193}Sort it out with Gaston. {16199}{16250}He's open until 2am. {16432}{16485}I won't go see this Gaston. {16516}{16546}Why not? {16564}{16643}A lawyer can't speak to a witness. {16672}{16745}- I didn't know.|- You don't know much. {16773}{16841}But you'll take the case? {16862}{16900}No idea. {16951}{16997}Because I have no money? {17003}{17052}What, no money to boot? {17067}{17130}If money came so easily {17135}{17202}- I wouldn't have...|- Hit the old lady? {17209}{17242}She's not dead. {17247}{17273}Luckily. {17296}{17318}Parents? {17323}{17371}No, no one. {17379}{17415}As they sometimes say... {17420}{17448}"For you... {17453}{17493}"it's free." {18081}{18160}Might as well,|before they lock me up. {18234}{18271}Not tempted? {18422}{18450}So... {18470}{18515}"No" on all counts? {18911}{18944}Sit down. {19139}{19159}Bourdenave! {19167}{19197}Yes, sir. {19259}{19347}Make sure the young lady|wasn't followed. {19361}{19398}- By the police?|- Yes. {20168}{20212}No, madam! {20217}{20247}Not here! {20253}{20309}Sorry, no parking tonight. {20314}{20383}Won't be long.|We're off to the queen's party. {20388}{20438}- My husband here?|- With a client. {20443}{20531}Does this Gaston|have a police record? {20537}{20586}Not that I know of. {20631}{20687}Do you sleep together? {20692}{20732}A little. {20740}{20790}And your friend No�mie? {20799}{20841}Ever been arrested? {20849}{20873}Yes. {20880}{20900}What for? {20924}{20956}Soliciting. {20961}{20976}And you? {21019}{21043}Not yet. {21131}{21171}Hey, be careful. {21176}{21211}- Of what?|- My desk. {21216}{21256}Try to relax. {21271}{21291}Sorry. {21400}{21448}There's a lot of police... {21453}{21487}For the Queen. {21525}{21591}Oh, that's right.|Thanks, Bourdenave. {21897}{21961}There are too many just for you. {21967}{22044}Did the jeweler see both of you? {22049}{22116}You can't see with an eyepiece in. {22121}{22172}Can't see? And this? {22197}{22261}This is noticeable. {22266}{22365}But lots of girls have long hair.|But I... {22373}{22426}hid it with a scarf. {22534}{22574}It's not an easy case. {22579}{22631}We weren't armed.|It was a toy. {22636}{22719}Real or not,|it's the same sentence. {22724}{22785}- How long?|- 5 years. {22791}{22874}That's if the old girl|pulls through. {22879}{22920}She will.|It was just a tap. {22925}{22960}A crowbar's heavy. {22965}{23016}This case is impossible. {23026}{23078}Not for you. {23083}{23107}Even for me. {23155}{23233}It's ages since I stopped|these cases. {23238}{23286}Plus there's Gaston's perjury. {23291}{23360}You can trust him, he'll be good. {23365}{23443}Now go back to your hotel|as per normal. {23448}{23494}When the police come... {23513}{23588}- and they will|as you live with No�mie - {23593}{23678}you go quietly|and don't mention my name. {23694}{23804}The next day when they ask|if you have counsel... {23858}{23897}tell them, Mr Gobillot. {23942}{23984}You're great! Thanks! {23989}{24035}I'll tell No�mie to take you on... {24040}{24130}You won't. Don't think|they'll put you together. {24146}{24192}They're not that helpful! {24197}{24231}So what do I do? {24236}{24295}Do absolutely nothing, my dear. {24301}{24335}Better that way. {24392}{24449}Goodbye, see you soon. {25224}{25252}Sorry. {25751}{25851}Duret, open a file|on Yvette Maudet. {25856}{25882}Very good, sir. {25941}{26051}It's just two girls on the game|who messed up. {26064}{26158}They're hungry,|see some cheap jewelry {26163}{26198}and think, "Say... {26214}{26277}"Steal that, we'll be OK a while." {26282}{26341}They get a toy gun and mess up. {26346}{26390}It's a small case. {26428}{26460}But not easy. {26465}{26547}Small, hard and doesn't pay. {26552}{26602}Why take it?|Was she pretty? {26607}{26631}Cheap. {26637}{26665}But pretty? {26671}{26711}- That's not it.|- Why then? {26725}{26781}You look ravishing!|May I? {26953}{27051}{y:i}Here at Versailles,|French history reawakes {27056}{27110}{y:i}to welcome the Queen fittingly... {27163}{27218}You were flattered she knew you. {27223}{27287}- Not at all.|- Yes, you were. {27292}{27320}You're annoying. {27325}{27371}Just say it amuses me. {27376}{27392}We'll see. {27435}{27482}Staying to watch the Queen? {27487}{27521}If you permit it. {27526}{27603}I order it.|And switch on all the lights. {27608}{27630}Thank you, sir. {27635}{27696}Don't thank me, thank the police. {27701}{27740}They want light for once. {27745}{27781}Switch off when you go. {27786}{27838}I'll remember to remember, madam. {28077}{28159}{y:i}A few privileged people|take their seats {28164}{28229}{y:i}to participate in a river cruise {28234}{28324}{y:i}in honor of Her Majesty. {28410}{28459}{y:i}And here is the Queen {28464}{28523}{y:i}in a dazzling evening dress, {28535}{28621}{y:i}followed by her Prince Charming,|Philip, {28627}{28695}{y:i}as relaxed as if|this were the Thames {28700}{28750}{y:i}on an English Sunday. {28764}{28837}{y:i}A candlelit dinner|at the UK Embassy {28842}{28906}{y:i}awaits the royal couple {28911}{28997}{y:i}with dishes fit for a Queen {29002}{29107}{y:i}washed down with the finest wines,|and champagne {29112}{29151}{y:i}to close the soir�e. {29156}{29225}{y:i}The boat is now drifting along {29230}{29291}{y:i}to an extravaganza of light {29297}{29358}{y:i}music and acclaim. The fireworks {29363}{29422}{y:i}have begun lighting up the sky {29428}{29470}{y:i}with their fiery bouquets {294...
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