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'1'm going to go to France!' he thought. 'I'm going to go to

the beach in Cannes!'

***

CHAPTER 1

First prize

The London weather was terrible - dark skies and rain.

A LOT of rain.

Mr Bean ran from his little car into the church. There

were a lot of people there because the church needed

money. Some people bought cakes or books; some played

games. Mr Bean was there for the competition. The

first prize was a holiday in France and a fantastic video

camera!

I And the prize goes to the person with this number ... I

said the man at the front. Mr Bean looked at his ticket. He

wanted that prize!

I... 919!'

Mr Bean looked at his ticket again. He had number 616.

He was not happy - no fun in the sun for Mr Bean!

He didn/t need this stupid ticket nowoThere was a boy

in front of him with alittle train. Mr Bean put the ticket

on top of the train.

'Does anyone have ticket number 919?' asked the man

at the front.

No one answered. Mr Bean watched as the boy/s train

went around and around with his ticket. And then he saw

it - his ticket wasnit number 616! ILwas number 919!

IAnyone?' asked the man for the last time.

Mr Bean was fast. He had the ticket back in his hand.

Mr Bean was on the train to Paris. This was exciting! IL

was his first time in France. He went to the bar.

'Do you want a coffee?' the woman asked in French.

Mr Bean was ready. He knew the French word for 'yes/.

'Qui!' he said.

'Sugar?' asked the woman.

Mr Bean smiled. He knew the French for 'no', too.

'Non.'

'You speak good French,' said the woman in French.

Mr Bean was happy. 'I am going to have a fantastic

holiday,' he thought.

'Gracias,' he said to the woman and walked away. The

woman looked at him. 'Why is he speaking in Spanish?'

shethought.

CHAPTER 2

Where's the station?

At the train station in Paris, Mr Bean filmed everything

with his new video camera. But the train to Cannes left

from a different station.

'1 can take a taxi!' thought Mr Bean.

The taxis were in front of the station. Mr Bean told the

driver the name of his station and then he turned for his

bags. But he was too slow. A man got into the taxi and it

drove away. Mr Bean didn't see this. He didn't see the

second taxi as it moved up.

A different man said something to the second taxi

driver and then turned to his wife. Mr Bean didn't see this

and got into the back of the second taxi. And so it took Mr

Bean. .. to the wrong place.

Mr Bean looked around. He didn't understand. Where

was the station? Where were the trains? Suddenly he

knew - he was in the wrong place!

Mr Bean tried to ask someone for help. He walked up

to a man and tried to make the sound of a train. 'Choo,

choo!' he said. The man walked away quickly.

Then Mr Bean sawamap of Paris. The right station

wasn't very far.

'I'm going to walk there!' thought Mr Bean.

Mr Bean started to walk. He didn't want to go the

wrong way and so he used a compass. He didn't turn and

he didn't stop. He didn't even look up from the compass.

He came to a road but he didn't stop. A car almost hit him,

then a second car. Drivers shouted angrily, but Mr Bean

didn't hear them. There was just one thought in his head:

'1 am going to reach that station!'

CHAPTER 3

Troin problems

Mr Bean was hungry after his walk. There was alittle

time before his train left. He put some money mto a

vending machine. The machine took his money ... and

the end of his tie, too. ILstarted to pull the tie up. Now Mr

Bean's face was against the front of the machine.

He heard something. 'My train is leaving!' he thought.

He pulled and pulled. The machine was strong, but Mr

Bean pulled his tie out. He ran... but he was too late. He

watched as the train to Cannes left the station.

***

Mr Bean was ready for the next train.

This was exciting! He asked a man to film him as he got

on the train. The man put down the drinks in his hand

and took the video camera.

Mr Bean smiled for the camera and walked slowly to

the train. The man tried to film this but something was in

the way.

'Again!' said Mr Bean. He walked to the door again, but

this time he walked into the man' s drinks.

'Again!'

Carson CIay was an American actor and film-maker.

There were a lot of people around him. They all wanted

photos and stories about him for their newspapers.

'How long are you going to be in France?' one man

asked him.

'I'm going to be in Cannes on Sunday with my new

film,' said Carson. 'Before that, I'm going to work with

this great actress, Sylvie.'

'My name is Sabine,' said a young woman with him.

Everyone tried to take photos of Clay, but there was a

problem. Someone was in front of him - an English man

with a compass and his head down...

Mr Bean walked and walked. Then at last he looked up

and smiled. He was at the station!

Mr Bean smiled for the camera. Yes,everything was .

OK! He took the camera back and got on the train.

The man turned and picked up his drinks. But suddenly

the train doors closed.

'Open the door!' he shouted to Mr Bean.

But it was not possible to open the door nowoThe train

started to move.

The man ran next to the train and shouted, 'Stop!'

Mr Bean filmed him with his video camera.

A boy on the train started to shout to the man. He was

frightened. The man was his father and he wasn't on the

train!

'Cet off at the next station,' the man shouted to the boy

in Russian.

Mr Bean sat opposite the Russian boy and smiled.

The boy, Stepan, gave him a long, cold look. He was

alone in France because of this stupid man.

Mr Bean moved his ears up and down.

Stepan just looked.

Mr Bean started to make funny faces.

The boy hit him.

Mr Bean ran off the train for his camera, but then - oh

no! _ the train started to leave. He tumed, but it was too

late. The door did not open.

Mr Bean watched as the train left the station ... with aU

of his bags on it!

***

At the next station, Mr Bean woke up and looked out of

the windowo The boy was off the train nowoHe sat alone

and waited for his father.

But then a big man with a drink in one hand started to

talk to the boy. Mr Bean didn' t like the look of this. He ran

off the train and gave the man a long look.

The man walked slowly away and Mr Bean got back

onto the train. He looked at the boy and started to say

goodbye. Then he saw something in the boy' s hand - his

video camera!

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