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Copyright © 2008 Ryan Field
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“Whatever, Dude”
By
Ryan Field
It’s that cute little blond-boy ass, strutting his wares
along Santa Monica Boulevard in his trademark white tee-shirt and
torn jeans, that most people tend to imagine when they think of the
consummate male hustler. He’s usually emaciated from spending
his money on drugs rather than food, he has at least one large tattoo
on his body, and he knows all too well that just by slightly spread-
ing his legs, or bending his knee in a certain position, or placing the
palm of his long thin hand on his upper thigh, he can attract all the
attention he desires. It’s become so cliché that it’s almost laughable,
and whether these guys know it or not…or if they even care…the
lugubrious expressions on their faces can be spotted for miles.
But no one ever suspects the white-collar guy in his early
thirties, who secretly craves things a bit rough and raunchy and
who thrives on the element of danger. It’s the guy with the perfect
haircut and the perfect job as a junior attorney you never wonder
about. He drives the perfect sports car to the perfect gourmet food
market to buy the perfect hunk of cheese. He pays his taxes, and
he lives a responsible life—except for the fact that he likes sex a
little too much and has run out of places to satisfy his imperfect
needs.
“Whatever, Dude”
I know all about this. It happened to me a few years ago, just
after I’d left another jaded bar in Hollywood, still hungry for a real
man and tired of getting myself off on the Internet. I left the bar
and decided to drive south, to a rest stop along a quiet stretch of
highway I’d heard was a notorious gay cruise spot. Though I’d
never done that sort of cruising before, the thought of it had always
intrigued me. And I was ripe for a new adventure. Besides, any gay
man who has reached the age of thirty and never cruised a state park,
a truck stop, or a public restroom at least once is clearly missing out
on an interesting experience. That scene’s not for everyone, but it
shouldn’t be completely ignored.
It was a warm night in late June, and I had the top down. When
I pulled off the highway and exited into the rest area, I took a deep
breath when I saw only one car parked in front of the restroom and a
red landscaping truck parked at the end of the lot, near a wooded area
that seemed safe and dark and private. I’d been tapping my fingers on
the steering wheel all the way over, worried that the whole place
would be swarming with older guys grabbing their crotches and
wagging their tongues. I knew that if I saw too much action there, I’d
probably drive past it all and go home alone.
I looked at my watch; it was still early. I suspected more guys
would show up as the night wore on. So I pulled into an empty parking
space, about three spaces away from the landscape truck, and decided to
sit perfectly still for a while. The spaces were arranged on a slight angle,
so all I could see was the back of the red landscape truck. There were
rakes and shovels fastened to the side, and a faded sign on the passenger
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