[8][32]<i>Lily has always|been one of those people</i> [32][53]<i>who loves their birthday.|Loves it.</i> [64][96]It's my birthday! [133][162]<i>So it's a good thing|she married Marshall.</i> [172][206]It's still my birthday! [206][231]<i>Because he loves|planning birthdays.</i> [231][260]<i>Feliz cumpleaños, baby.</i> [260][284]The theme of this today's|birthday breakfast [284][303]in bed is... [303][321]"Spanish Interlude" [321][338]⪠⪠[338][355]Ooh! [355][374]And... [379][390]How on Earth did we end up [390][422]in the lyrical rolling hills|of Northern Spain? [422][434]Yay! [434][462]Baby, tonight is going|to be so much fun. [462][473]Just the five of us, [473][494]black-tie dinner,|and Ted is picking up [494][517]your favorite cognac pumpkin|cheesecake from Edgar's. [517][527]Yay! [527][539]Okay, I am off [539][565]to run your super secret|birthday errand. [565][577]Yay! [577][606]And I'm taking|this guy with me [606][626]because I don't like the way|he's looking at you. [626][645]Yay. [670][684]A new camera! [684][711]Oh, thank you, Marshall.|I love it! [711][724]Well, little bonus: [724][754]I took some naked pictures|of myself before I wrapped it. [754][767]Put a bow on it. [767][782]There wasn't a bow on it. [782][809]Wrong "it." [809][823]Thank you, honey.|I'm going to get [823][846]some great shots of our|little group with this. [858][871]<i>Now, kids, you've seen|your Aunt Lily's</i> [871][897]<i>photo albums:|leather bound,</i> [897][915]<i>acid free paper,</i> [915][938]adorable handwritten captions. [938][968]<i>And most importantly,|the group shot.</i> [968][983]<i>Cute photo, right, kids?</i> [983][999]<i>But what you don't see|is what happened</i> [999][1022]<i>ten seconds|before this picture was taken.</i> [1022][1048]Okay, I want to get|the perfect group shot. [1048][1064]Marshall, sit between|Barney and Robin. [1064][1084]Why? [1084][1101]Oh, you know,|uh, light, [1101][1121]color, balance, aperture... [1121][1135]You're just saying|camera words. [1135][1153]Wait- you don't want|Barney and me [1153][1171]to look like a couple|in this picture, [1171][1185]do you?|Of course I don't! [1185][1198]You two aren't going to last! [1198][1210]I'm going for timeless here. [1210][1228]How dare you? [1228][1240]That is so rude! [1240][1251]It's true. [1251][1263]Totally true-|we're running [1263][1282]on fumes here,|but still rude. [1290][1316]<i>We hated Lily's group shots.</i> [1326][1355]Okay, maybe I get|a little bossy, [1355][1376]but I just want|to remember those times. [1376][1390]Like tonight. [1390][1415]I can't imagine|a better birthday than, [1415][1444]than being here with just|my four best friends. [1444][1464]Yay! [1464][1488]And Ted's here now. Yay!|Oh! [1519][1539]Happy birthday! [1539][1557]This is Amanda. [1557][1587]And Amanda... yay. [1728][1756]Ted, you were supposed|to bring a cheesecake, [1756][1772]but instead you|brought two grocery bags [1772][1789]and a woman we've|never seen before. [1789][1809]Hi. I'm Marshall.|Welcome to our home. [1809][1820]Start talking. [1820][1842]Amanda's going to make|Lily a cake. [1842][1853]She's a chef. [1853][1869]We met when I was|at a restaurant [1869][1890]last week and I sent|some soup back. [1890][1908]Lucky, she's got|such pretty hair [1908][1924]I didn't mind eating|a little bit of it. [1924][1943]They call me|"The Shedder" at work. [1943][1982]I'm so glad you're|making my birthday cake! [1982][2000]<i>In honor of Lily's</i> [2000][2016]32nd birthday,|I've got [2016][2046]a lot of great games|planned, starting with... [2046][2067]"Lil-ial Pursuit." [2076][2091]Okay, who's|got number one? [2091][2103]I do. [2103][2115]Of course you do. [2115][2137]Okay, Amanda|goes first. [2137][2154]32 seconds on the clock [2154][2198]to answer as many questions|as possible. And... [2203][2216]Go! Question one: [2216][2228]What is Lily's favorite color? [2228][2257]Well, she's wearing pink, [2257][2275]so I'm going|to say pink. [2275][2285]Okay, that's Robin. [2285][2301]Oh, uh... [2301][2314]Her... [2314][2338]favorite color is... [2338][2357]elbow. [2365][2396]I believe Ted was mouthing|the word "yellow." [2411][2430]Which also|would have been wrong. [2448][2491]This game is called|"Gilding The Lily." [2491][2507]Nice.|Thank you. [2507][2520]Okay, you've all|written down [2520][2539]your favorite things|about the birthday girl. [2539][2566]And Lilypad,|you guess who wrote what. [2566][2576]"Lily makes [2576][2588]"everyone in her life, [2588][2603]from her friends|to her students..." [2603][2616]Lily's a kindergarten teacher- [2616][2629]that's what he means|by "students." [2629][2639]"...feel loved. [2639][2654]"She makes the best [2654][2666]"oatmeal raisin cookies ever, [2666][2686]<i>can recite every line|from Goonies..."</i> [2686][2712]<i>Lily saw Goonies in the theater|right after her parents separated.</i> [2712][2734]For a long time after that, she|had real trouble trusting people... [2734][2756]Ted! [2756][2777]"And she's the strongest person|I've ever met. [2777][2801]"I can't imagine|my life without her. [2801][2817]I love you, Lily." [2817][2841]Aww... Robin! [2841][2857]Of course it was me. [2857][2873]Come on.|Aww, that's so sweet. [2873][2901]Okay, Lily,|you try to guess [2901][2920]who wrote this. [2977][2994]"You seem really nice." [2994][3018]Oh... [3018][3034]I'm going|to guess Amanda? [3034][3053]No, that w me. [3056][3075]And I meant every word. [3078][3106]Well, I should get back|to that cake. [3106][3128]Okay, let me know|if you need anything. [3162][3177]All right, quick!|Let's do the group photo! [3177][3192]Everybody gather|around the fireplace. [3192][3217]Oh, uh, hang on, I'll, uh,|I'll let Amanda know. [3217][3234]Oh, no, that's okay.|She's busy in the kitchen. [3234][3251]Let's not bother her. Come on. [3251][3267]Hey, hang on a second.|You... [3267][3293]You don't want Amanda|in the photo, do you? [3293][3311]No, no, it's just, you know, [3311][3339]auto-focus,|shutter speed, zoom... [3339][3360]Lily, what's going on? [3360][3374]Who wants a party hat? [3374][3400]Hey, look!|Look, I'm a bird! [3400][3420]Let's all be birds. [3420][3433]Lily, tell me the truth. [3433][3451]No, of course not.|I'm not going to let [3451][3493]another one of your dumb skanks|ruin my precious memories. [3557][3574]Lily, what are you|talking about? [3574][3598]Ted, you always do this. [3598][3618]You bring girls|that we barely know [3619][3635]to all our big group events. [3635][3655]I do not.|Oh, really? [3655][3678]Oh, well, let's just|take a little walk [3678][3703]down Random Skank Lane. [3703][3731]Or, or we could just|keep on a-strolling down [3731][3749]Best Birthday Ever Avenue. [3749][3777]Do I get a vote?|Skank Lane! Skank Lane! [3777][3805]Hey, hey, guys. I've composed|a song for the evening. [3805][3827]Follow along.|The chorus goes like this: [3827][3848]⪠Happy, happy Lily day ⪠[3848][3861]⪠Happy, happy|Lily day... ⪠[3861][3881]Christmas morning,|four years ago. [3881][3929]Our first Christmas together,|just the five of us. [3929][3951]Ooh, Ted, here's another|fun little trivia me. [3951][3979]It's called:|Name That Bitch. [4005][4042]It's, it is Sa... San... [4042][4063]Wrong. You're|thinking of Santa, [4063][4080]'cause it was Christmas. [4080][4102]Fun fact- each year,|my mother has Easter tea [4102][4121]with her friend Bunny. [4127][4146]Okay, not that fun. [4148][4159]I remember her name. [4159][4170]It's Sarah. [4170][4195]Close. It's Leilani. [4195][4215]She just had to come|to Christmas because you said, [4215][4237]"Guys, she might be the one." [4237][4256]And she's|not the only [4256][4280]"might be the one." [4280][4302]New Year's Eve, 2007: [4302][4326]Barney, Lily, Robin,|Ted, Marshall [4326][4350]and "She's the One" Emily. [4350][4372]Robin's Uncle Cecil's funeral: [4372][4402]Marshall, Lily,|Robin, Barney, Ted and... [4402][4423]"this just proves|you find the one [4423][4445]when you're not looking" Isabel. [4445][4463]My appenx surgery: [4463][4492]Robin, Marshall,|Barney, Lily, Ted, and... [4492][4521]Well, this one you admitted|you were just trying to bang. [4521][4543]Respect.|Oh, hey. [4543][4558]Remember this yoga instructor [4558][4573]you brought|to my birthday last year? [4573][4587]⪠You. ⪠[4587][4599]Thank you. [4599][4612]Thank you.|Oh, my- oh, my God. [4612][4629]You guys are not going|to believe who just came in. [4629][4648]Don't look.|Don't look! [4648][4661]Why aren't you looking?! [4661][4682]It's Slash|from Guns N' Roses! [4695][4725]Okay, okay, group shot.|Group shot! [4731][4745]And we got it. [4745][4780]We got a picture|with Slash on my birthday. [4780][4801]Awesome, right? Right? [4801][4816]We were there.|We know how this ends. [4816][4835]Wrong! [4844][4861]You know what's funny|about this picture? [4861][4878]He was grabbing my ass.|Really? [4878][4898]He was grabbing my ass, too.|He was grabbing [4898][4919]my ass, too- how many hands|does that guy have? [4919][4940]No wonder he's such|a good guitarist. [4940][4971]Actually, I'm sorry dude,|I thought that you were Lily. [4980][4992]Wait a second.|Look at these pictures again. [4992][5015]Barney has the same pose|in each shot [5015][5041]and these are,|like, years apart. [5091][5104]Ah, yes, about that: [5104][5129]I never take a bad picture. [5129][5145]Never have, never will. [5145][5174]There has to be|a bad picture of you. [5174][5188]Nope, not one. [5188][5200]What about from|elementary school? [5200][5217]Everyone has bad|pictures from school. [5217][5236]Not the Barnacle. [5252][5267...
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