Itty.Bitty.Titty.Committee.(2007).FESTiVAL.DVDScr.XviD(1).txt

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{70}{120}{y:i}Well, what is it|{y:i}that they're...
{121}{194}{y:i}that younger women|{y:i}are pushing up against?
{195}{293}{y:i}They seem to have a list|{y:i}of options to choose on.
{294}{339}{y:i}The options are|{y:i}not as narrow
{340}{394}{y:i}as they might have been...|{y:i}30 years ago.
{395}{469}{y:i}So where does|{y:i}the problem lie now?
{470}{549}{y:i}Um, I think that...
{550}{633}{y:i}Um, and...
{634}{789}{y:i}um, and,|{y:i}um, um, um, um and...
{3383}{3469}Anna?|How you doing?
{3662}{3713}It looks|a little bit too big.
{3714}{3765}Move over here|so we can get a better look.
{3766}{3802}C'mon.
{3834}{3868}C'mon.
{3887}{3971}You look so pretty|with your hair back.
{3978}{4018}You're gonna wear|a little makeup
{4019}{4060}for the wedding, aren't you?
{4076}{4112}Mom.
{4113}{4170}I've read the lesbian|handbook from cover to cover
{4170}{4221}and it doesn't say|anything about no makeup.
{4222}{4258}Mom, I have to go.
{4258}{4302}I still have to get|something to eat.
{4314}{4353}You can do lip gloss.
{4354}{4434}Lipgloss is easy.|It's almost invisible.
{4450}{4527}And lift up your arms.|She needs to fix the body.
{4546}{4585}Ahhhh...
{4586}{4694}Oh, Ellen!|You look gorgeous.
{4731}{4776}Oh, you look beautiful.
{4777}{4833}Don't cry.|Mom, please don't cry.
{4834}{4885}{y:i}Ay, mi muchachita, Linda.
{4886}{4931}{y:i}It's perfect.|{y:i}Thank you so much.
{5860}{5880}Fuck you!
{5881}{5924}Come on, lady!|Learn how to drive!
{5967}{6003}Delivery!
{6039}{6079}{y:i}Anna, didn't you just|{y:i}come back from lunch?
{6080}{6126}Yeah, but I didn't|actually eat anything.
{6127}{6170}{y:i}You come back late|{y:i}and you haven't eaten?
{6183}{6218}That's F'd up.
{6335}{6395}Oh, I thought|you said no mayo?
{6396}{6455}- I did.|- Well, why didn't you tell him?
{6487}{6525}Oh, now look at this.
{6526}{6593}This is adorable.|You would look great in this.
{6594}{6633}- You think so?|- Yeah.
{6634}{6670}It's a little tight, isn't it?
{6671}{6705}It's sexy.
{6706}{6749}{y:i}Maude, can you come back|{y:i}here for a sec?
{6750}{6793}{y:i}She wants to|{y:i}look at your D's.
{6794}{6834}Duty calls.
{6835}{6882}I'll be right there,|Dr. Granger.
{7019}{7063}{y:i}[phone ringing]
{7142}{7189}{y:i}Anna, it's Justine - {y:i}again.
{7190}{7243}{y:i}I know you're there.|{y:i}Would you pick up?
{7244}{7294}{y:i}Look, I just wanted to say|{y:i}it's been three weeks
{7295}{7337}{y:i}and I really want my CDs back.
{7338}{7393}{y:i}I've already asked you|{y:i}like 100 times.
{7394}{7449}{y:i}You can just put them in|{y:i}a box and leave them outside.
{7450}{7498}{y:i}I'll come by when|{y:i}you're at work tomorrow.
{7499}{7542}{y:i}And stop calling|{y:i}Kelly and Al.
{7543}{7590}{y:i}They're my friends.
{7722}{7781}Ellen, can you pass me|the mashed potatoes, please?
{7904}{7974}So Anna, guess you'll be|going to UCSB in the fall?
{7974}{8035}You're following in Kevin|and Ellen's footsteps, huh?
{8036}{8071}It's a good school.
{8089}{8141}Well, I didn't get in.
{8168}{8224}Oh... what were your backups?
{8225}{8273}She was hoping to get in.
{8274}{8337}Well, sometimes it's best|to just sit out a year or so
{8338}{8385}and think about what|you want to do.
{8386}{8450}Kevin changed his major|three times his freshman year.
{8451}{8518}- Only three?|- Oh, at least that.
{8537}{8582}So the wedding planner|called me today,
{8583}{8624}freaking out|over the wedding list.
{8625}{8681}I told her that we'd give|her final numbers by Friday.
{8682}{8710}Oh, absolutely.
{8711}{8758}Justine is coming, Anna?
{8758}{8788}Yeah.
{8789}{8825}Well, no.
{8826}{8874}- Why not?|- Mom.
{8875}{8913}Anna has the|prettiest girlfriend.
{8914}{8943}You'll love her.
{8944}{9014}She tells the best jokes.|Very outgoing.
{9034}{9082}Mom, we broke up.
{9082}{9131}Why didn't you tell anybody?
{9161}{9204}I didn't want to|bother you guys.
{9205}{9240}You guys are busy|with the wedding.
{9241}{9277}Not that busy.
{9278}{9349}Would anybody like to|have some more wine?
{9350}{9393}Oh, absolutely.
{9394}{9433}This was really good.
{9533}{9578}A breakup is a great|opportunity for you
{9579}{9629}to spend some time|on yourself.
{9647}{9695}Hey, I know what you need.
{9714}{9777}I promise it'll make|you feel so much better!
{9778}{9826}I don't know.|You think so?
{9827}{9881}Look, your discount's|gonna kick in in two months.
{9882}{9927}Do you know how many|people would kill to get
{9928}{9988}a 50% discount|on a boob job?
{9989}{10067}It's like Christmas...|but for your boobs.
{10088}{10153}- I'll think about it.|- Good for you.
{10154}{10206}Everything's gonna|work out, okay?
{10207}{10234}C'mon.
{10246}{10296}- Chin up!|- Bye, Maude.
{10576}{10622}Aww, shit.
{11270}{11309}{y:i}You hiding from me?
{11362}{11385}No?
{11386}{11427}Come here.
{11467}{11497}Come on.
{11691}{11737}I'm not going to bite you.
{11745}{11794}Did you call the cops?
{11795}{11863}I tried, but I didn't|get a signal.
{11890}{11926}What's your name?
{11958}{12007}Anna.
{12008}{12048}Here...
{12049}{12096}Hold this.
{12196}{12278}You do know it's illegal to|deface public property, right?
{12279}{12337}A felony in California.
{12338}{12387}What are you doing?!
{12388}{12428}Don't take it personally.
{12429}{12498}Everyone's gotta|have insurance.
{12545}{12585}Come here.
{12624}{12666}Come here.
{12690}{12781}I run a group of girls|called Clits in Action.
{12782}{12829}It's catchy, right?
{12886}{12930}You could just|call us the CIA
{12931}{12978}if it makes you feel better.
{13054}{13107}We're getting|together later on tonight.
{13108}{13165}I think you might|get something out of it.
{13207}{13249}I know you would.
{13316}{13358}Here's my number.
{13418}{13458}Sadie.
{13487}{13529}Call me if you're coming.
{13530}{13571}I'd love to see you there.
{13591}{13632}Okay.
{13678}{13724}Guess I'll take that back.
{13725}{13757}Yeah.
{13806}{13843}Bye, Anna.
{14127}{14191}{y:i}Tomorrow on Marcy Maloney,|{y:i}we'll hear from...
{14282}{14329}Hey...
{14330}{14396}Kevin and I|are leaving now.
{14397}{14428}Are you sure|you don't wanna talk?
{14429}{14465}I can tell him to wait.
{14466}{14502}No.
{14522}{14591}Listen, I think you|need to move out.
{14604}{14641}Yeah.
{14642}{14702}Look, Anna...
{14703}{14745}People break up.
{14746}{14834}It sucks,|but you have to move on.
{14865}{14910}Call me if you want.
{15295}{15333}{y:i}Hey there, girls and gals.
{15334}{15371}{y:i}You've reached|{y:i}Sadie's voicemail.
{15393}{15428}{y:i}Hey, Sadie.|{y:i}It's Anna.
{15429}{15469}{y:i}We met when you were|{y:i}defacing my office?
{15470}{15517}{y:i}I just wanted to say that|{y:i}maybe that I could come
{15518}{15561}{y:i}to that meeting tonight.
{15755}{15797}Who the fuck are you?
{15844}{15879}Anna.
{15880}{15912}Are you going|to let her in?
{15913}{15953}Did anyone follow you here?
{15954}{15993}I don't think so.
{15994}{16034}Do you have any|photographic devices on you?
{16035}{16062}My cell phone?
{16063}{16094}Shulie, she's harmless.
{16095}{16133}Let her in.
{16175}{16204}Hi.
{16205}{16280}So, the lovely lady at|the door was Shulamith,
{16281}{16362}otherwise known as the head|of the hospitality committee.
{16363}{16446}Forgive her.|She's a recovering lawyer.
{16457}{16498}Meat, this is Anna.
{16499}{16550}Anna, this is Meat.
{16551}{16595}- Hi.|- Hi.
{16596}{16648}Meat designs all our projects.
{16649}{16698}She's an amazing artist.
{16710}{16734}What are you making?
{16735}{16785}If it were any of your|business, you'd know.
{16786}{16816}Shulie!
{16825}{16857}You want a drink?
{16858}{16885}Okay.
{16886}{16922}You cool with vodka?
{16922}{16946}Yeah, sure.
{16947}{16989}All right, wait here.|I'll be right back.
{17002}{17050}- So where'd Sadie find you?|- At my work.
{17050}{17086}What's it like working|in an industry
{17087}{17153}that encourages women to view|themselves as sex objects?
{17154}{17209}Some women just|want to look good.
{17210}{17252}The death rate from|liposuction victims is higher
{17253}{17305}than the death rate|from automobile accidents.
{17306}{17349}I hope you sleep|well at night.
{17350}{17395}Nobody's died|since I've been there.
{17396}{17482}- But, I'm not a doctor.|- That's no excuse.
{17493}{17537}Anna, this is Aggie.
{17538}{17581}He's the man of the house.
{17582}{17623}What's up?
{17624}{17690}- Hi.|- How you doin'?
{17724}{17772}I thought you said|this was a girl's group.
{17773}{17808}It is.
{17809}{17864}Aggie gets a free pass|for being born with a clit.
{17865}{17898}Hey!
{17899}{17959}He's not in the fucking circus,|so you can stop gawking.
{17960}{17996}I'm sorry.|I didn't mean to...
{17997}{18049}It's cool.|I'm used to it.
{18050}{18094}Aggie's a tough one.
{18095}{18149}Not everyone's got|the balls to take it.
{18150}{18196}No pun intended, of course.
{18197}{18256}Sit down, Anna.|Make yourself comfortable.
{18287}{18322}Sorry about the mess.
{18322}{18361}It's part of what we do.
{18362}{18401}What do you do?
{18402}{18432}I don't really|think we should be
{18433}{18466}discussing this|in front of her.
{18467}{18509}Relax, Shulie.|Anna came here to learn.
{18510}{18558}Besides, we have insurance.
{18559}{18617}Look, Anna, what we|do is really simple.
{18618}{18681}We reclaim public|space for women.
{18682}{18719}Why, though?
{18720}{18763}Because it's important.
{18764}{18823}Most people don't|realize how important it is.
{18824}{18872}You may or may not have|noticed that the public arena
{18873}{18943}is entirely dominated|by phallocentric imagery,
{18944}{19038}chauvinistic political leaders,|male fantasies of women.
{19039}{19103}Most women aren't even|aware how much it affects them.
{19104}{19150}And that's where we come in.
{19151}{19197}I'm sorry.|I'm confused.
{19198}{19228}Exactly.
{19229}{19267}We're not trained|to think the right way.
{19268}{1931...
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