... w ramach walki z angloanalfabetyzmem polecam rowniez ponizsza lekture : enjoy ;))) Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure,love,and hate. In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used a verb, both transitive ( "John fucked Mary") and intransitive ("Mary was fucked by John"). It can be an action verb ( "John really gives a fuck"), a passive verb ( "Mary really doesn't give a fuck" ), an adverb ( "Mary is fucking interested in John" ) or as a noun ( "Mary is a terrific fuck"). It can also be used as as an adjective ( "Mary is fucking beautiful" ), or an interjection ( "Fuck! I am late for my date with Mary"). It can even be used as a conjunction ( "Mary is easy, fuck, she's also stupid"). As You can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations: 1.Surprise: "What the fuck are you doing here?" 2.Fraud: "I got fucked by the car dealer." 3.Resignation: "Oh, fuck it!" 4.Trouble: "I guess I am fucked now." 5.Aggression: "FUCK YOU!" 6.Disgust: "Fuck me." 7.Confusion: "What the fuck...?" 8.Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking business" 9.Despair: "Fucked again..." 10.Pleasure: "I fuckin' couldn't be happier." 11.Displeasure: "What the fuck is going on here?" 12.Disbelief: "UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!" 13.Lost: "Where the fuck are we?" 14.Retaliation: "Up Your fucking ass!" 15.Denial: "I didn't fucking do it!" 16.Perplexity: "I know fuck all about it." 17.Apathy: "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?" 18.Greetings: "How the fuck are ya?" 19.Suspicion: "Who the fuck are You?" 20.Panic: "Let's get the fuck out of here." 21.Directions: "Fuck off!" 22.Awe: "How the fuck did you do that?" It can be used in an anatomical description: ("he is a fucking asshole") It can be used to tell the time:("It's five fucking thirty") It can be used in business. ( "How did I wind up with this fucking job?") It can be political: "Fuck Reagan!" It has also been used by many notable people throughout history: "What the fuck was that?" - The Mayor of Hiroshima (one of my favorites- genc) "Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"- General Custer "That's not a real fucking gun, is it?"- John Lennon (also one of my favorites- genc) "Who is gonna fucking find out?"- Richard Nixon "Why the fuck did that apple hit me?"- Isaac Newton "Heads are going to fucking roll."- Marie Antoinette "I could used a fucking map"- Ulysses "Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"- Captain of Titanic "Any fucking idiot could understand that"- Albert Einstein (also one of my favorites- genc) "It does so fucking look like her"- Pablo Picasso "OK, I know...we'll build this BIG fucking wall to keep them out..." -Emperor of the Ch'in dynasty "You expect me to fucking solve pi?"- Pythagoras "Fucking backstabbers!"- Caesar Julius ( also one of my favorites-genc) "You want WHAT on fucking ceiling?"- Michelangelo "Fuck a duck"- W. Disney "Where is that fucking pizza guy?"- Elvis "Why?-Because it's fucking there!"- Edmund Hilary "I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"-Joan of Arc (also one of my favorites- genc) "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head"- John F. Kennedy (also one of my favorites) "What are the fucking chances I'm going to heaven?"- A. Hitler "Hey, where the fuck are Your turbans?"- C. Columbus when he discovered the "Indians" "That's one big motherfucker!"- David ... Amigos.
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