[98][117]Hey,Booth,right? [117][134]You're a legendary shot,man. [134][153]- I'm Carson.|- I'm concentrating. [153][190]I heard you could shoot a hole through|the middle of a dime on the run. [378][400]Excuse me. [400][432]I obviously got the wrong guy. [512][539]Oh,great,I was worried you'd be gone. [539][552]Uh,almost gone. [552][590]Well,almost is almost,so if I ask you a|question,can you answer it in plain language? [590][613]Yeah,I'll do my best. [613][643]Great,so,um... [655][672]Okay,what's our deal? [672][682]Our deal? [682][743]Yeah,yeah,what-what-what are you--|FBI shrink,friend,objective observer? [743][765]O-O-Oh,you want to|know my primary role. [765][782]Okay,well,that depends|upon a number of factors. [782][825]Sweets.Plain language. [825][863]The FBI hires me to evaluate|agents.You're an agent. [863][897]So,FBI first,me second? [897][913]No,no,no,Agent Booth,that's|not what I meant. [913][925]It's okay,Sweets,I get it. [925][949]- Please let me finish.|- You just called me Agent Booth. [949][967]That's says it all,Dr.Sweets. [967][996]You know,I learned the importance|of vocabulary choices from you, [996][1016]and I got to go catch a murderer. [1016][1044]Booth. [1077][1089]Why aren't you cracking wise? [1089][1118]Why?Because it's not 1945. [1118][1135]Well,shall I start making jokes? [1135][1152]Let's just let it flow|naturally,okay,Bones? [1152][1217]I've noticed in the past when you're grumpy,your|mood tends to elevate when you tell me about it. [1217][1236]Just had a bad day on the range. [1236][1262]- Is that a cowboy metaphor?|- No,I... [1262][1296]Look,next week,I have to|recertify as a marksman,and I... [1296][1312]I don't know if I'm|gonna make the grade. [1312][1340]Well,obviously you need more practice. [1340][1364]Maybe this is all|because of my brain tumor. [1364][1424]Highly unlikely,given that aiming a firearm|involves your cerebellum and occipital lobe, [1424][1455]while your brain tumor|was temporoparietal. [1455][1482]Perhaps you should speak to Sweets. [1482][1513]Meaning what-- this|is psychological now? [1513][1530]No,I...I can't talk to Sweets. [1530][1549]- Why not?Why?|- Because he works for the FBI [1549][1575]and he's going to go on to tell the|Bureau that I'm all loopity- doopity-doopy. [1575][1588]I can't have that.Sinkhole? [1588][1620]Oh,no,thanks,I already got|one.That's it over there.Big sucker. [1620][1650]Let's not do that right|now,Officer Navarro. [1650][1674]All business FBI.Got you. [1674][1705]Road collapsed about 4:00|a.m.Broken water main. [1705][1727]Took a car down with|it,but nobody got hurt. [1727][1756]- Mostly pumped out now.|- Then why are we here? [1756][1776]Because you're the bones people,right? [1776][1805]We've got bones. [1820][1845]Oh,they're...green. [1845][1870]That is very interesting. [1870][1890]- Be careful,Bones.|- They don't look right if you ask me. [1890][1905]Why,because they look so green? [1905][1934]Get closer.That's not all|that's wrong with them. [1934][1987]Definitely human.The evidence down here|has been totally compromised by water. [1987][1996]Is it a kid? [1996][2023]Oh,you mean because of|the small stature?No. [2023][2063]Dentition indicates late 20s,male. [2063][2074]Why is he green? [2074][2102]Well,that's not really|our highest priority. [2102][2137]W-Wait,how can being green|not be a priority,Bones? [2137][2170]Oh,a gold coin. [2188][2208]Look at that,Bones. [2208][2221]- What happened?|- Water main break. [2221][2256]All right,got another water main break|down here.Well,look at that,Bones. [2256][2292]You are at the end of|a beautiful rainbow. [2292][2319]Where I am is at the|bottom of a muddy pit. [2319][2367]Okay,think about it.End of a|rainbow,little green guy,gold coins. [2367][2379]What does that tell you? [2379][2416]That I need an umbrella and that|the remains are horribly compromised. [2416][2445]It tells me leprechaun. [2445][2459]Are you praying? [2459][2483]- I'm making a wish.|- Same thing,really. [2483][2519]Rather than counting on superstition|to make you shoot more accurately, [2519][2549]you should just practice more. [2549][2584]Thanks.Okay,why don't we just get|Darby O'Gill there out of the pit a [2584][2607]nd back to the lab,all right? [2607][2631]Somebody shut the water off! [2631][2664]MAN: Let's go!Shut it down! [2985][3033]Leprechauns are thought to explode|if you touch them with a broom handle. [3033][3095]A These remains show no signs of being|exploded and B I think you can guess "B. [3095][3115]" There are no such|things as leprechauns. [3115][3136]This is good.We're|developing a shorthand. [3136][3181]The large skull and|torso,combined with short limbs [3181][3210]and evidence of hypotonia|points to achondroplasia. [3210][3221]Dwarfism. [3221][3236]Indeed. [3236][3261]I think I know why our|victim's bones are green. [3261][3287]This soil is lousy with iron oxides. [3287][3324]That,combined with the acidic groundwater,turned|the calcium in the bones green. [3324][3338]- How long would that take?|- It depends. [3338][3363]How far down into the bone|does the green color extend? [3363][3383]Two to three millimeters. [3383][3397]I'm gonna go with two to five months. [3397][3421]So we have time of death,if not cause. [3421][3458]Most of the abrasions to these|bones were caused very recently. [3458][3488]A car fell on the remains last|night.That's going to be a factor. [3488][3548]The question is: how did our leprechaun|end up buried 20 feet under the street... [3557][3575]wearing only his knickers? [3575][3635]Most likely scenario is that he was murdered and|tossed in a storm drain,service tunnel or sewer. [3635][3697]A 60% subluxation between the scapula and the humerus|indicates that his right shoulder was dislocated. [3697][3715]Congruent with having been dragged? [3715][3754]As a literal deadweight,yes. [3786][3832]Firing two branzino,one|duck,one rib eye rare! [3832][3854]Oh,and one of the|branzinos is without potato. [3854][3890]Well,it's the customer's|loss,the vile bag of gob-slobber. [3890][3907]So you prefer this to psychiatry? [3907][3951]Agent Booth!Yes,yes,I|do,as a matter of fact,yes. [3951][3963]Well,it's the smell. [3963][4019]And plus,let's face it,Chef Gordon Gordon Wyatt has|more of a ring to it than Dr.Gordon Gordon Wyatt. [4019][4039]What do you think? [4039][4054]Wow,that's amazing. [4054][4076]Isn't it?Isn't it?What|do I owe this pleasure to? [4076][4118]- Well,listen...|- Careful with those morels,Elan.They're $60 a pound. [4118][4132]- WOMAN: Sorry,Chef.|- Chef,I need some advice. [4132][4186]Well,I can advise you on how to cook an omelet|or how to sous-vide a pork chop,if you want to. [4186][4199]Yeah,go,go with those. [4199][4223]No,I need some shrinky advice. [4223][4255]Oh,I stopped being a psychiatrist|some time ago,as you know. [4255][4295]Firing three halibut,two|shepherd's pie,one rack of lamb! [4295][4335]Has this something to do with the jumbling|your poor boggled noggin got last year? [4335][4347]That's what I'd like to know. [4347][4417]Well,my brain expertise these days is confined to preparing|a superb sautéed cervelles au beurre noir,I'm afraid. [4417][4445]Maybe you could just pretend like|I'm a recipe Go.that needs fixing. [4445][4463]Tell you what.Take that. [4463][4487]And that.Go over to that table. [4487][4519]Chef's|table,somebody,please.Prepare,thank you. [4519][4539]This...if I eat this,it's|going to cure me? [4539][4568]Heavens,no,but it'll give you|something to do until my break. [4568][4618]Right,somebody serve|these over here,thank you. [4643][4668]The victim was struck in his face. [4668][4699]At the nasal and the zygomatic. [4699][4733]At worst,a blow like this would|knock the victim unconscious. [4733][4777]A good find,Mr.Nigel-Murray,but|not cause of death. [4777][4822]I've cataloged a large number of|remodeled fractures along the ribs, [4822][4859]plus bilateral flattening|of the proximal radii. [4859][4900]Enhanced muscle attachments here and|here indicate the victim was very strong. [4900][4929]Well,I'd assume that was to|compensate for his condition. [4929][4990]What if his strength wasn't compensation for|his condition but led to all of these injuries? [4990][5054]A superstrong dwarf,such as might|be found in The Lord of the Rings? [5054][5087]The victim has all of the|occupational markers of a wrestler. [5087][5105]Oh,a midget wrestler? [5105][5137]Midget is not the proper term.As|a scientist,you should be aware. [5137][5168]It may not be the|proper term,Dr.Brennan, [5168][5229]but I can assure you,correct or not,"midget|wrestling" is an American pastime... [5229][5267]as wrong as that may be. [5289][5327]I am trying to match the physical|characteristics of our leprechaun [5327][5357]to any professional wrestlers|on the wrestling circuit. [5357][5379]Wrestling is popular in many cultures. [5379][5406]It was the supreme contest|in ancient Greek games. [5406][5439]Well,those were mostly beautiful|boys wrestling around,all... [5439][5463]- oiled up and naked.|- That could be our victim. [5463][5519]The muscle development appears consistent,the|distinct curvature of the femur is undeniable. [5519][5560]Then it seems our leading|contender is the Iron Leprechaun. [5560][5588]- So it was a leprechaun after all.|- That's him. [5588][5653]I'm fairly certain that Iron Leprechaun is not|his actual name but only his wrestling moniker. [5653][5669]Thank you. [5669][5699]Oh,no,well,this says that|he's wrestling tonight. [5699][5731]That would mean that I was|wrong about him being the victim. [5731][5754]Yeah,believe me,I'm as|surprised about it as you are. [5754][5796]Perhaps this Iron Leprechaun|will be aware of someone else, [5796][5833]who looked exactly|like him,disappearing. [5838][5875]I could spend the rest of my life|analyzing the contents of that sinkhole....
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