{23}{105}It's one month's rent in|advance, one month's deposit. {129}{153}Just watch the step. {261}{299}Nice view of the garden. {667}{698}I like the cooker. {987}{1023}Underfloor heating. {1049}{1074}Nice. {1273}{1303}It's a great flat. {1382}{1431}Isn't it just a tiny bit sick? {1562}{1595}Look at all this natural light. {1595}{1653}I know, it's fabulous. {1654}{1696}One door closes,|another door opens. {1717}{1753}You see her signing a new lease? {1755}{1780}I don't think so. {1816}{1857}It's such a great fireplace. {1857}{1889}Yeah, I'm loving that too. {1889}{1914}It's gorgeous. {1920}{1967}Oh. Hey, Naz. Meet my new partner. {1983}{2023}Naz Omar, DI Kate Bishop. {2023}{2070}Kate's just transferred|from Bristol. {2074}{2099}- Hello.|- Hi. {2104}{2169}So, erm, what's the verdict? {2196}{2259}If you don't want it, I'm going to|need to put an advert in the paper. {2287}{2334}- I guess I'll take it.|- Great. {2352}{2392}What do you want to|do about the carpet? {2411}{2469}- Oh, erm...|- What you want to do is, {2469}{2527}- you want to soak it in cold, salty water...|- Cold water? {2527}{2579}- Yeah, it's got to be cold.|- You know, it might be too dry. {2579}{2604}D'you think? {2604}{2671}- I could just put the sofa over it.|- Where are you going to put the TV? {2686}{2730}The TV will go over here. {2730}{2795}You can't put your TV there.|Look at your sight lines. {2801}{2843}You put the TV there. {2873}{3008}And you put your sofa... here. {3015}{3041}How's that? {3088}{3164}- Oh, yeah.|- Now that's what I call Feng Shui. {4423}{4483}"The Atkins Diet".|"The South Beach Diet". {4483}{4556}"Men Are From Mars,|Women Are From Venus". {4582}{4651}"Love Actually". "Bridget|Jones's Diary". "Mamma Mia". {4651}{4707}There's everything you need to|know about our victim, right here. {4717}{4779}"He's Just Not That Into You". {4784}{4870}"The No-Excuses Truth|To Understanding Guys". {4876}{4917}- So?|- So... she was single, {4917}{4985}desperate and probably blubbed|herself to sleep every night. {4991}{5064}And you can tell all this from|looking at her books and DVDs? {5072}{5114}I'm sure she was very happy. {5124}{5197}Are you saying, if a woman|eats a bit of chocolate... {5197}{5249}- A bit?|- And drinks a few glasses of wine... {5249}{5271}It's bigger than my head. {5271}{5350}It means she is therefore|emotionally unstable? {5351}{5388}I'm surprised she hasn't got a cat. {5458}{5523}- What if it's a relative?|- Oh, God. {5528}{5561}Maybe they'll hang up. {5638}{5673}I've got to have a|look in the bedroom. {5891}{5918}Hello? {6765}{6790}Jesus! {6825}{6859}I see you found the cat. {7110}{7154}That doesn't actually|prove anything. {7155}{7198}It proves she has a|cat and I was right. {7198}{7223}But who's counting? {7239}{7265}Where are we going? {7281}{7332}That was a friend of|Sally Jacob's on the phone. {7374}{7412}She wants to meet us at the office. {7511}{7552}- So, you married?|- Yeah. You? {7552}{7584}- No.|- Girlfriend? {7584}{7609}Define girlfriend. {7609}{7679}A woman you have an intimate|sexual relationship with. {7680}{7720}Intimate...no. Kids? {7720}{7760}- No. You?|- Probably. {7760}{7862}Donated sperm while I was at college, did|my bit for the perpetuation of the species. {7880}{7915}We're all very grateful. {7917}{7987}Easiest 15 quid I|ever made. Hobbies? {7992}{8071}- Not really. You?|- No. Cat? {8111}{8142}Just checking. {8554}{8615}No, no, no, no, not|that office, that office. {8625}{8683}Have you ever tried the|coffee in there? It's terrible. {8691}{8743}Haven't been in there since 1992. {8841}{8890}- Hey, Charlie.|- Hi, Jack. {9132}{9186}- Hey, Tony.|- Hey. {9223}{9285}- Tony, Kate, Kate, Tony.|- Hi, great place. {9285}{9347}- Thank you very much.|- Tony's my old boss from the force. {9353}{9414}There isn't anything that|this guy doesn't know. {9414}{9448}So what's the word|on the street, Tone? {9448}{9510}The word is... your new|partner's just bagged {9511}{9601}herself a fantastic flat with underfloor|heating and plenty of natural light. {9617}{9645}How d'you know that? {9646}{9696}- Voodoo.|- Oh, OK. {9696}{9770}Wait, you think all black|people practice voodoo? {9869}{9894}No. {9919}{9944}You said. {9965}{9991}I didn't say anything. {10013}{10043}Just messing, babe. {10101}{10142}So, anyone ask for me? {10153}{10211}There's a distraught young lady|waiting for you at table four. {10212}{10259}No worry, I gave|her some ice cream. {10336}{10367}I fancy a smoothie. {10386}{10429}Give me a Mango|Mash-up, please, Tone. {10429}{10454}Coming up. {10499}{10594}Erm, give me an Apple Attack, no|cinnamon, please, Tone, thanks. {10632}{10691}- She was so happy.|- Sally Jacobs? {10710}{10745}Are we talking about|the same woman here? {10748}{10787}She couldn't stop smiling. {10787}{10833}She was on medication.|Sounds like Prozac. {10833}{10890}No. She finally met somebody. {10924}{10981}But she was miserable|before, right? {10988}{11029}Drinking too much, comfort eating? {11035}{11062}All the time. {11108}{11160}- Who did Sally meet?|- His name's Ben. {11165}{11208}I don't know his surname. {11241}{11277}Sally met him in a bar. {11286}{11356}It was amazing. They|had so much in common. {11362}{11472}They liked the same|books, music, films. {11516}{11565}- He loved cats.|- The musical? {11597}{11645}It's like they were|made for each other. {11667}{11716}Did Sally say what Ben looked like? {11725}{11769}She said he was very good-looking. {11769}{11840}He had blonde hair, blue eyes. {11861}{11895}Come on, we're going. {11955}{11980}Here you go. {11981}{12006}Thank you. {12214}{12245}Jack, what's going on? {12245}{12284}A couple of weeks|ago, another woman, {12285}{12384}Jessica... something or other,|was beaten to death with a wok. {12408}{12436}Do you think it's connected? {12446}{12478}Jessica's friends said {12478}{12517}she just met a guy {12518}{12614}called Richard, er, Richard, er... {12632}{12687}anyway, he had blonde|hair and blue eyes. {12701}{12750}Let's get over to Jessica's place. {12771}{12842}- How's your smoothie?|- Really good. {12843}{12868}- Yeah?|- Yeah. {12894}{12948}Atkins, South Beach, {12964}{13042}French Women Don't Get Fat. {13046}{13065}Is that true? {13079}{13137}I'm sure I've seen some|fatties waddling around Paris. {13149}{13178}Maybe they were Yanks. {13193}{13238}"He's Just Not That into You". {13315}{13377}We got ourselves|another comfort eater. {13553}{13604}This is still a crime scene, right? {13787}{13833}"Love Actually". "Bridget Jones". {13834}{13905}"Mamma Mia". It's all the|same stuff as Sally Jacobs. {13975}{14013}This can't be a coincidence? {14013}{14043}There's got to be a connection. {14069}{14102}How's he finding them? {14108}{14143}Ah, Honeybee. {14154}{14216}The loyalty card. Sally|Jacobs had the same letter. {14251}{14279}We should check it out. {14325}{14364}What d'you mean you've got plans? {14365}{14404}I've got a fitting for a suit. {14406}{14463}Classic two-button,|navy blue... beautiful. {14504}{14549}Look. We're in the|middle of a case?! {14552}{14616}Yeah, and if we solve it today,|we'll only have to start another one. {14621}{14666}What you think they'll let us|chill for the rest of the week? {14672}{14698}It's almost five anyway. {14708}{14756}- It's 3.30.|- Exactly. {14762}{14787}Where can I drop you? {14914}{14940}Then we call it a day {14940}{14999}because he's got a|fitting for a new suit. {15032}{15054}Can you believe that? {15054}{15094}He has his suits made to measure? {15113}{15160}How does he afford|that on a police salary? {15194}{15253}According to him, right,|if a woman watches Mamma Mia {15253}{15312}and so much as looks|at a bar of chocolate, {15312}{15346}it means she's mental. {15347}{15382}Well, you hate Mamma Mia. {15394}{15418}Yeah, but... {15432}{15509}I don't think liking it|constitutes a mental illness. {15516}{15589}What about those women that've been|to the sing-along version 20 times? {15599}{15649}Well, I'm not talking|about those nutters. {15680}{15705}This way... {15747}{15790}Oh, he so fancies himself, it's... {15813}{15841}just that... {15874}{15933}- Yeah.|- And where does the TV go? {15944}{15984}Over here, huh? {16078}{16107}Yeah, that works. {16108}{16137}So... {16263}{16308}Do you want to christen the flat? {16390}{16424}We should get something to eat. {16424}{16451}I've got to go by eight. {16499}{16524}Where are you going? {16524}{16585}It's a sales conference in|Leeds. I told you about it. {16609}{16642}No, you didn't. {16642}{16673}Yes, I did. I've got to go. {16673}{16704}The Japanese are over. {16709}{16744}It's like Tenko when|that lot are here. {16744}{16769}- Dan...|- Oh, you {16769}{16815}wanted me to take the|promotion and come up here. {16816}{16867}No. We wanted to move up here. {16890}{16938}- Oh, c'mon. Don't start.|- I'm not starting anything. {16938}{16985}I just thought you might|want to have sex with me. {16985}{17029}- Obviously not.|- Someone died in here. {17030}{17082}"Someone died". We better|never have sex again. {17090}{17115}I'm hungry. {17143}{17168}What do you want? {17183}{17214}Indian? Thai? {17230}{17283}Mexican...huh, Fajitas? {17312}{17367}- I quite fancy Thai.|- I'm glad you fancy something. {17367}{17413}- What d'you want?|- Nothing. I'm not hungry. {17447}{17504}I'll have a green curry|and coconut rice. And... {17510}{17552}Oh, it's work. ..Hiya! {17575}{17639}Yeah, I can spare a minute.|For you, I can spare five. {17966}{18000}Honeybee reception, {18000}{18038}- can I help you?|- It's just this way. {18146}{18186}(Blonde hair, blue eyes.) {18385}{18425}Blonde hair, blue eyes. {18447}{18484}Blonde hair, blue eyes. {18558}{18593}You a...
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