{1}{72}movie info: XVID 576x432 23.976fps 233.9 MB|/SubEdit b.4072 (http://subedit.com.pl)/ {120}{180}GOOD EVENING, FEAR FANS. {180}{239}YOU'RE JUST IN TIME. {240}{318}ONE|VENTRILOQUIST'S DUMMY. {319}{403}HACME NOVELTY COMPANY,|BATTLE SHRIEK, MICHIGAN. {404}{462}OH, GOODY! {463}{510}WATCH THIS, KIDDIES. {511}{571}YOU WON'T SEE|MY LIPS MOVE. {572}{625}YOU KNOW WHY? {626}{679}I DON'T HAVE ANY! {691}{738}WELL, HELLO, DICKY. {739}{811}WOULD YOU LIKE ME|TO TELL A TALE|FROM THE CRYPT? {812}{892}NO, THANKS,|DEATH BREATH. {893}{977}THEN HOW ABOUT|SITTING A LITTLE|CLOSER TO THE FIRE? {1013}{1060}THAT'S BETTER. {1061}{1133}NOW I CAN DOLE OUT|A DISEASED LITTLE DITTY {1145}{1217}ABOUT THE SCHIZOFRANTIC|NATURE OF SHOW BIZ {1229}{1298}AND HOW TO HACK|YOUR WAY TO THE TOP. {1299}{1361}SO GRAB HOLD|OF YOUR GUTS, KIDDIES, {1362}{1423}'CAUSE TONIGHT|YOU GET TO RUB ELBOWS {1424}{1495}WITH|THE VENTRILOQUIST'S DUMMY. {1567}{1645}SO YOU'RE GOING|TO AFRICA ON SAFARI, HUH? {1646}{1714}ARE YOU CRAZY?|THAT'S VERY DANGEROUS. {1715}{1783}YOU COULD RUN ACROSS|A VERY ANGRY LION. {1795}{1831}I'LL HAVE MY GUN|WITH ME. {1832}{1854}DOES IT SHOOT LIONS? {1855}{1902}NO, STUPID.|IT SHOOTS BULLETS. {1903}{1949}LIONS ARE|TOO BIG TO LOAD. {1950}{1998}HOW ABOUT A NICE|POP IN THE MOUTH? {1998}{2045}WHAT, ARE YOU|KIDDING ME? {2046}{2106}LISTEN, MAYBE YOU|OUGHT TO SKIP|GOING TO AFRICA. {2106}{2166}STAY HOME AND GO|HUNTING HERE- {2166}{2213}DUCKS, GEESE. {2214}{2262}BUT I CAN'T TELL|THE DIFFERENCE|BETWEEN DUCKS AND GEESE. {2262}{2285}IT'S VERY EASY. {2286}{2382}DUCKS GO|"QUACK QUACK."|UNDERSTAND? {2382}{2436}AND GEESE GO|"HONK HONK." {2437}{2489}IF A PACK OF BIRDS|FLY OVER {2490}{2542}AND THEY GO|"HONK HONK,"|WHAT DO YOU DO? {2542}{2602}PULL OVER|AND LET THEM PASS. {2650}{2686}WHAT THE HELL ARE|YOU APPLAUDING|ABOUT? {2686}{2717}WHAT ARE YOU? SEALS? {2718}{2744}THAT'S ONE|OF MY BIG ONES. {2756}{2815}AND THE FAT GUY|BETTER LAUGH. {2816}{2864}I SEE YOU, THE FAT GUY,|AND I'M GONNA PUT|STRIPES ON YOUR FACE {2864}{2948}AND ROLL YOU|DOWN THE BEACH|FOR A HALF HOUR. {2948}{2983}VERY SERIOUSLY,|I'M LOOKING AROUND, {2984}{3019}AND I SEE THE FOOD|SITTING ON THE TABLES. {3020}{3103}THERE'S FLIES|STARTING TO DIE RIGHT|IN-RIGHT ON THE PLATES. {3104}{3139}HOW'S THE FOOD IN THIS|PLACE, HUH? {3151}{3197}DON'T ASK.|TERRIBLE! LOUSY! {3198}{3258}I BROUGHT MY GIRL|HERE FOR DINNER|LAST NIGHT, {3258}{3294}AND SHE FOUND A BUG|IN HER SOUP. {3295}{3330}OH, THAT'S TERRIBLE.|WHAT HAPPENED? {3342}{3414}SHE YELLED, "WAITER,|REMOVE THIS INSECT AT ONCE." {3414}{3437}AND? {3438}{3485}THE GUY THREW ME OUT. {3486}{3528}THAT WAS A GOOD ONE,|HUH, LADY? {3528}{3570}THE OLD BROAD|CAME ALIVE. {3571}{3607}WE'VE BEEN UP HERE|A HALF-HOUR, {3608}{3637}AND THE OLD BROAD|FINALLY WENT, {3638}{3666}"THAT WAS A GOOD|ONE, LOU!" {3667}{3739}STOP COUGHING|WHEN I'M DELIVERING|FUNNY LINES. {3751}{3774}PUT YOURSELF|IN A HOSPITAL {3775}{3799}AND JUST LAY THERE|WITH THE COVERS OPEN {3800}{3858}AND LET THE NURSE|STARE AT YOU. {3859}{3904}LOOK, IF YOU'RE HUNGRY,|JUST THOUGHT|OF SOMETHING. {3904}{3974}I HEAR THE TONGUE|SANDWICH IS PRETTY GOOD. {3974}{3998}WELL, I'LL BE VERY|HONEST WITH YOU. {3998}{4021}I NEVER EAT ANYTHING {4022}{4073}THAT COMES FROM|AN ANIMAL'S MOUTH. {4073}{4124}WELL, THEN,|HOW ABOUT SOME EGGS? {4124}{4160}OOH! {4172}{4196}OH, A WISE GUY,|HUH, MORTY? {4196}{4220}YOU'RE STEAMING ME. {4221}{4244}REALLY GETTIN' TO ME. {4244}{4279}HA HA HA! {4280}{4328}Morty: HOLD ON TO|THIS AUTOGRAPH, KID. {4328}{4375}IT WILL BE WORTH|A BUNDLE SOME DAY. {4376}{4412}WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE|WHEN YOU GROW UP, BILLY? {4412}{4459}A VENTRILOQUIST,|JUST LIKE YOU. {4460}{4544}Woman: NONSENSE.|HE WANTS TO BE A DOCTOR.|DON'T YOU, BILLY? {4544}{4567}HEY, BILL. {4568}{4616}ANYTIME YOU NEED|ANY ADVICE OR A FEW TIPS, {4628}{4664}FEEL FREE TO LOOK|ME UP, OK, KID? {4676}{4712}GOLLY,|MR. INGELS, THANKS. {4712}{4735}LOOK, MOM. {4736}{4772}IT'S LOVELY.|LET'S GO. {4784}{4784}IT'S LOVELY.|LET'S GO. {5083}{5118}WE STILL GOT|OUR DATE, DON'T WE? {5119}{5179}I KNOW THIS GREAT LITTLE|AFTER-HOURS JOINT. {5180}{5226}I'M NOT FEELING|VERY WELL. {5227}{5272}WHAT DO YOU MEAN,|YOU'RE NOT FEELING|VERY WELL? {5272}{5313}DON'T LISTEN|TO HIM, BABY. {5314}{5373}HE'S NEVER FELT|BETTER. LET'S GO. {5374}{5410}AND WHERE ARE YOU|GOING TO TAKE ME TO? {5410}{5452}HOW ABOUT|OUR BUNGALOW, TOOTS? {5453}{5503}WE'LL SHOW YOU|OUR ETCHINGS. {5504}{5554}YOU ARE SO CUTE. {5554}{5577}AND YOU- {5578}{5626}YOU'RE NOT|SO BAD YOURSELF. {5769}{5829}Woman: FIRE! HELP! {5970}{6030}LIGHTS OUT NOW,|BILLY! {6030}{6090}OK, MOM.|LIGHTS OUT. {6090}{6138}I SAID NOW! {6444}{6489}Woman: IS THERE|ANYBODY IN THERE? {6490}{6507}I DON'T KNOW YET. {6508}{6532}I LOOKED|AROUND THE BACK. {6532}{6556}I COULDN'T|SEE NOTHING. {6568}{6614}HURRY UP!|IT'S GOING UP|LIKE A FURNACE. {6626}{6661}ANYBODY IN THERE? {6662}{6697}MOM, COME HERE QUICK! {7126}{7184}WE'RE HERE. {7185}{7257}OOPS. COME ON, TIM. {7258}{7340}OH, WOW. {7341}{7365}WHERE ARE WE?|IS THIS- {7377}{7377}WHERE ARE WE?|IS THIS- {7425}{7485}136. MUST BE IT. {7486}{7545}HI, MR. INGELS. {7557}{7604}HELLO, SIR.|YOU PROBABLY-NO. {7605}{7653}HI, SIR. YOU PROBABLY|DON'T REMEMBER ME. {7654}{7713}MY NAME IS BILLY GOLDMAN. {7714}{7773}I MET YOU|A LONG TIME AGO. {7864}{7924}Man: IT'S PRIVATE PROPERTY,|JERK-OFF. GO AWAY! {7924}{7984}MR. INGELS, SIR,|YOU PROBABLY|DON'T REMEMBER ME, {7984}{8007}BUT MY NAME|IS BILLY GOLDMAN- {8008}{8044}PISS OFF! YOU WANT IT|IN WRITING, HUH? {8056}{8079}PISS OFF! {8080}{8115}I HAVE BEEN DRIVING|FOR 3 DAYS. {8116}{8188}I AM NOT LEAVING|UNTIL YOU TALK TO ME. {8188}{8247}HI, MY NAME IS TIM. {8248}{8307}HI THERE. CAN MORTY|COME OUT AND PLAY? {8308}{8374}OH, SHIT! {8375}{8399}COME ON IN, YOU... {8459}{8505}WELL, CLOSE THE DOOR,|SCHMUCK. IT'S NOT A BARN. {8626}{8661}HEY, HEY. {8662}{8686}IT AIN'T GOING|TO BE THAT LONG. {8698}{8720}HUH? WHAT'S|ON YOUR MIND?|MAKE YOUR POINT. {8732}{8779}I'M BILLY GOLDMAN. {8780}{8816}YOU SAID I COULD|LOOK YOU UP. {8816}{8846}OH, YEAH? {8847}{8875}WELL, UMM... {8876}{8912}IT WAS 15 YEARS AGO. {8912}{8947}I WAS 11 YEARS OLD. {8948}{8984}OH, HE'S GOT|A MEMORY|LIKE AN ELEPHANT. {8993}{9026}HOW LUCKY|CAN YOU GET? {9027}{9099}I WAS THERE. I SAW|YOUR LAST PERFORMANCE. {9100}{9122}HOW WAS I? {9123}{9159}YOU-WELL,|YOU WERE GREAT. {9171}{9195}YOU WERE UNBELIEVABLE. {9196}{9216}GOOD ANSWER. {9217}{9263}WHO WRITES|YOUR MATERIAL? {9311}{9353}WOW! {9354}{9395}IS THAT MORTY?|CAN I-I WANNA- {9396}{9437}NO! HEY! HEY!|DON'T TOUCH THAT! {9438}{9473}LEAVE IT ALONE,|WILL YA? {9474}{9509}HE'S RETIRED,|LIKE ME. {9521}{9544}WHAT IS IT WITH YOU? {9545}{9593}WHAT DO YOU|WANT FROM ME? {9663}{9698}SO MUCH HISTORY. {9699}{9733}SO MANY MEMORIES. {9734}{9825}"SHOWGIRL DIES|IN TRAGIC RESORT FIRE. {9826}{9868}FAMOUS VENTRILOQUIST|INJURED." {10019}{10086}SOME MEMORIES|ARE BETTER THAN OTHERS. {10087}{10165}I'M NOT EVEN SURE|HOW THE FIRE STARTED. {10260}{10307}ALL I KNOW IS... {10308}{10344}I LOST EVERYTHING|THAT NIGHT. {10344}{10380}EVERYTHING. {10392}{10440}COULDN'T YOU|OPERATE MORTY|WITH YOUR LEFT HAND? {10440}{10500}LEFT? LEFT? LEFT? {10512}{10536}THAT'S GOOD|FOR OPENING DOORS {10536}{10581}AND SWATTING FLIES. {10591}{10661}THIS IS THE HAND|THAT HAD THE MAGIC|IN IT. {10662}{10697}WHY DID|YOU COME, HUH? {10709}{10756}TO STIR UP|OLD MEMORIES? {10756}{10804}TO PRY INTO MY PAIN? {10816}{10870}SPEAK UP, DAMN IT! {10871}{10978}UM, TOMORROW IS AMATEUR NIGHT|AT THE NAUTICAL CLUB. {10978}{11025}I WANTED MY FIRST TIME|IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE {11026}{11110}TO BE ON THE VERY SAME STAGE|THAT I SAW YOU PERFORM. {11110}{11155}I WAS HOPING THAT|MAYBE YOU COULD COME BY {11167}{11220}AND GIVE ME YOUR CRITIQUE. {11221}{11256}YOU KNOW, MAYBE|SOME POINTERS. {11256}{11312}I DON'T GO OUT MUCH. {11312}{11348}YEAH, WELL... {11349}{11384}THANKS. UM... {11396}{11455}SORRY I WASTED YOUR TIME. {11550}{11646}MR. INGELS, EVER SINCE|I SAW YOU THAT NIGHT, {11646}{11693}YOU'VE BEEN MY IDOL. {11694}{11733}BECAUSE OF YOU, {11734}{11840}ALL I'VE EVER|WANTED TO BE|IS A VENTRILOQUIST. {11840}{11924}I GOT TO KNOW|IF I'VE GOT|WHAT IT TAKES. {11924}{11956}ONLY YOU|CAN TELL ME THAT. {12041}{12075}HEY, KID. {12076}{12160}WHAT'S YOUR NAME|AGAIN? {12160}{12195}BILLY GOLDMAN. {12196}{12252}BILLY GOLDMAN,|YOU FORGOT YOUR ACT. {12414}{12450}BILLY! {12483}{12515}I'LL THINK|ABOUT IT. {12619}{12655}HE'LL THINK ABOUT IT. {12823}{12852}WHAT DO|YOU THINK, MORTY? {12853}{12908}CAMPTOWN LADIES|SING THIS SONG {12908}{12967}DOO-DAH, DOO-DAH {12968}{13016}CAMPTOWN RACETRACK|5 MILES LONG {13016}{13070}OH, DOO-DAH DAY... {13071}{13109}AMATEUR NIGHT. {13110}{13147}BOY, YOU SAID IT. {13148}{13184}SOUNDS LIKE|A CAT IN HEAT. {13184}{13220}I THINK|SHE'S PRETTY GOOD. {13220}{13244}HEY, WATCH IT! {13244}{13267}BIG TITS. {13268}{13304}THAT'S THE SECRET|TO AMATEUR NIGHT. {13304}{13340}ALWAYS MAKE SURE|YOU GOT BIG TITS. {13340}{13376}OTHERWISE, YOU'RE SOUTH. {13376}{13400}EXCUSE ME.|HEY! {13400}{13436}THANK YOU. {13448}{13508}... GOING TO RUN|ALL NIGHT {13520}{13544}GOING TO RUN ALL DAY {13556}{13610}I BET MY MONEY|ON A BOBTAIL NAG {13610}{13664}SOMEBODY BET ON|THE BAY {13676}{13695}OH, MY GOD. {13696}{13733}HE ACTUALLY CAME.|HE'S HERE. {13734}{13756}HE'S HERE! {13757}{13780}LET'S GO!|YOU'RE ON! {13781}{13805}LET'S GO! LET'S GO!|COME ON! COME ON! {13806}{13852}OK, OK. MY CHAIR. {13853}{13895}GET YOUR CHAIR!|THEY'RE WAITING FOR YOU! {13896}{13937}WHAT'S THE MATTER?|COME ON! COME ON! {13938}{13973}LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, {13985}{14057}AMATEUR NIGHT CONTINUES|AT THE NAUTICAL CLUB {14058}{14105}WITH AN UNKNOWN,|UNHEARD-OF, {14117}{14153}AND LIKELY|TO STAY THAT WAY- {14165}{14200}JUST KIDDING... {14201}{14261}THE FABULOUS|VENTRILOQUISM|OF TIM- {14262}{14284}WHAT'S YOUR NAME? {14285}{14309}BILLY. MY NAME'S|BILLY- {14321}{14344}AND BILLY!|TIM AND BILLY! {1434...
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