DJ.DOC

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It's kinda long, but it's funny!
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>    Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work
>    and hearing this. Many Chicago folks DID hear this on
>    the WBAM FM morning show in Chicago.
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>   > The DJs play a game where they award winners great
>   > prizes. The game is called "Mate Match". The DJs call
>   > someone at work and ask if they are married or
>   > seriously involved with someone. If the contestant
>   > answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet
>   > highly personal questions.
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>   > The person is also asked to divulge the name of their
>   > partner (with phone number) for verification.
>   >
>   > If their partner answers those same three questions
>   > correctly, they both win the prize.
>   >
>   > One particular game, however, several months ago made
>   > the City of Big Shoulders drop to its knees with
>   > laughter and is possibly the funniest thing I've heard
>   > yet. Anyway, here's how it all went down:
>   >
>   > DJ: "Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever heard
>   > of 'MateMatch'?"
>   >
>   > Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."
>   >
>   > DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to
>   > Orlando, Florida if you win. What is your name? First
>   > only please."
>   >
>   > Contestant: "Brian."
>   >
>   > DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
>   >
>   > Brian: "Yes."
>   >
>   > DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're
>   > what?"
>   >
>   > Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
>   >
>   > DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First
>   > only please."
>   >
>   > Brian: "Sara."
>   >
>   > DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
>   >
>   > Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
>   >
>   > DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"
>   >
>   > Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."
>   >
>   > DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you
>   > had sex?"
>   >
>   > Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
>   >
>   > DJ: "Brian! Stay with me here!"
>   >
>   > Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
>   >
>   > DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
>   >
>   > Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."
>   >
>   > DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
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>   > Brian: "About 10 minutes."
>   >
>   > DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would
>   > ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake."
>   >
>   > Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
>   >
>   > DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8
>   > o'clock this morning?"
>   >
>   > Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
>   >
>   > DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
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>   > Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mom is
>   > staying with us for a couple of weeks..."
>   >
>   > DJ: "Uh huh..."
>   >
>   > Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at
>   > the time."
>   >
>   > DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
>   >
>   > Brian: "On the kitchen table."
>   >
>   > DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the
>   > previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I
>   > will put Brian on hold, get this wife's work number
>   > and call her up. You listen to this."
>   >
>   > (3 minutes of commercials follow.)
>   >
>   > DJ: "Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?"
>   > (touch
>   > tones.....ringing....)
>   >
>   > Clerk: "Kinkos."
>   >
>   > DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"
>   >
>   > Clerk: "This is she."
>   >
>   > DJ: "Sarah, this is Edgar with WBAM. We are live on
>   > the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for
>   > a couple of hours now."
>   >
>   > Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
>   >
>   > DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us.
>   > Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll
>   > lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of
>   > 'MateMatch'?"
>   >
>   > Sarah: "No."
>   >
>   > DJ: "Good!"
>   >
>   > Brian: (laughing)
>   >
>   > Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up
>   > to?"
>   >
>   > Brian (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly,
>   > okay? Be completely honest."
>   >
>   > DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3
>   > questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's
>   > answers, then the both of you will be off to Orlando,
>   > Florida
>   > for
>   > 5 days on us. Disney World. Sea World. Tickets to
>   > the
>   > Magic's game. The whole deal. Get it Sarah?"
>   >
>   > Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
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