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RICHARD BANDLER - MAGICAL STRUCTURES

Transcribed by Dr. Nelper 2001-01-05

... not a therapy group, it's a training session. If you want to go to

therapy, well, we can recommend some therapists who are very reliable.

Some of their clients have seen them for 20 or 30 years.

Yeah, I was just pointing out to John that for the very first time, I

noticed that when you were on your break chattering, you were all

chattering in the same rhythm. Because up until today, and it, and it,

because it hurts my ears, it was so off it created an weird echo in the

room. When you would talk during exercises or during breaks, and for the

first time, you guys are starting to open up your ears enough and

respond to your environment, that, you know, you were all talking in

this little rhythm together. It's kind of a Latin thing you had going.

Except for one of you, and you know who you are.

Something I did years ago in a group just I was in an odd mode and, as I

like to tell people, as far as I know, every human being in this room,

is capable, of making changes to make their lives absolutely wonderful

and can have any choice, they want and even more importantly, choices

that you've never even thought about, that are more worth wanting.

Except for one of you and you know who you are, will you please stand

up? AND, 15 people in the room stood up. Including one of the trainers,

that was working with me. Then.

You guys do watch and listen don't you? The outside is really cool, you

should try it sometime.

OK, somebody actually made me really laugh last night, I had to admit.

It wasn't in this group, but. Ah...

There was a couple fighting, I went out last night cause I wanted some

cereal. So I went to the little store across the street here, and I went

in the little store and I got a box of cereals, and a cord of milk, and

I walked out and I, was walking back to the hotel and as I stepped out

and across the street, there was a couple, and I guess, you know, they'd

had a couple of drinks, but boy were they into it fighting with another.

And I mean, you know, it's bad enough that people fight with each other

but to do it in public, excuse me. Well, this just shows me that not

only do they have no self-respect, right, they want everyone to know it.

Ah, but, this this woman boy, I wanna tell you, she was cruel but she

was funny. And ah, cause this guy was, this guy was really trying to put

her down, and he said, he was going "Well, you know" he said, "of course

I look at other women" he said, "you've let yourself go, you nothing but

a fat pig", right? And she looked at him and she said, "Nonononono,

that's the boys you went out with last night." And he spun around and

you could see smoke coming out his ears and he goes "What are you trying

to say?" and she said "Well," she said "when it comes to love, I'm sure

somebody's hearing Suuuuue". And he was very upset, he said, he said,

"Look" you know he says "I'm no queer" and she said "Well, even they

have standards." Ewww.

And then I laughed and he turned around and he looked at me and he goes

"What's the matter with you, faggot?" and SHE started laughing. And I

said, I said "Nothing Sir," I said I said "I'm sorry but I wasn't really

looking at you" I said "I was looking at your husband here."... He

didn't even get it, he went "Huh? What?" And I said "Hold that thought,

hold that thought, make that picture bigger bigger bigger, now, excuse

me" and I walked right by them. And they're probably still standing out

there.

Cause I don't know what it is about people when they have a few drinks

they think it's time to go fight. I don't think drinking and fighting

are really a good idea, cause I used to do it and you get hurt. Right,

you know, you know, if you're gonna get in a fight you wanna be very

alert and you want them to be very fucked up. Uh, you know, I've

discovered through the years all kinds of things that you can do that

are... a lot better.

Robert Dilts and I one time had met and I met him in a little bar around

the corner from my house, and nobody ever went in there. Usually the

place the firemen and off duty policemen hung out, and stuff, but.

Actually attached to the fire station in SEL KELV when I lived there...

And... Robert met me there, cause Robert's wife didn't let me over their

house. She thought I was a bad influence, cause you know he's a

catholic, and, and, and I, you know, me, it's like I always go in and

talk to the statues in their house and stuff. And they answer.

I go "Ey, Virgin Mary, hehehe, they bought that one, didn't they?" Uh,

"Yeah, that's right, there's a big angel but no genitals" Uh, because

arch, you know, did you read that thing, archangels have no genitals?

Oh, it was on TV last night, you know, there's a guy, I don't care where

you are in the United States, if they have cable, and you go around, and

there is nothing but info commercials on. One station will have this one

minister guy, from this chapel in, you know, somewhere in Georgia or

something, I don't know. And he's always there, he's always got a bible,

it's always open to the exact same page. Has been for years now. The

Sheppard's chapel, you know who I'm talking about?... And he's the one

who always, he's so great cause he goes "Well." he goes "and what this

really means is is that, well, that God is not gonna put up with any of

that kinda shit." You know, uh. He's a very strange guy, he, he has

reinterpreted the bible in ways that I find to be high comedy.

And if you're really bored, watch it, because who's ever doing the stage

work there, is obviously not on this guy's side. It's the one recently

that just pulled a gun on somebody in the chapel. Somebody come in, was

harassing him, somebody from another religion. He sits on court TV. I

saw it this afternoon, it's not much to do in this town.

Uh, well, usually I have a car I can go out and buy some books or

something but, uh. The credit card company, I paid my credit card bill

off and they made some kind of a mistake, uh, and uh, didn't pay

themselves. And but they did send me a check back for twice as much.

So my credit card wasn't working so I had trouble renting a car, so I'm

trapped in the doctor-is-kill hotel. And, some of you may have noticed,

but last night I started getting too wacky, and I don't know what it is

about looking at pentagrams all the time. Everywhere I look there are

pentagrams, pentagrams, pentagrams. I started counting them, one

pentagram, two pentagrams, three pentagram, four. Five pentagram, six

pentagram, six six six more.

Well, they made a mistake, they shouldn't do it, you know, the hallway

I'm on Dom's Stair, Dom's used to me you know, you know, I mean, flame's

coming out the door and he won't say anything other than, "Richard," he

said, "do you need more lighter fluid?" Uh, you know, cause I do things

like, sometimes I build a kiln in my room. You know, and. You know,

fire, make my own things, fire clay things in there, if I'm feeling like

doing that. Some people think you can't do that, but I'm a pretty good

scientist, I can build pretty much anything out of anything.

I built my own air conditioner the other night. EY! They weren't gonna

do it! Right, you know, it didn't work for that long but it worked

enough that I got my part of the hotel cooled off. Till they finally

flew in the pump and managed to make a water fall between my room and

Dom's. So I got a note in my room which said the water's gonna be turned

off all last night. Right, from midnight till six in the morning, which

is when I'm most alive. Uh, you know. It's like.

That's when you know everybody else goes to bed, and the air waves are

all mine. And I thought, well, no water. You know, cause I use water for

things. Water is an important thing, you know. When you urinate, I like

to flush the toilet. If you just pee in the hallway, I'm gonna be here

for four more days, you know? You know, not to mention the things, I

boil a lot of water in my work. You're laughing, wait till tonight. So

last night I had to create my own water supply. That was more

challenging. And, I guess it was, I don't know, my wife rolled out of

bed and went in, went to the bathroom and took a little bath about three

in the morning and got back in bed. She leaned over and she said, she

says "I guess it's not midnight yet. There's, there's water." and I went

"Right, guess it's not midnight yet." and turned the clock upside down.

Hey, plumbing is very easy to do. It only requires a wrench. Uh, you

know, if they have water somewhere in the hotel, you should be able to

have water everywhere in the hotel, don't you think?

It's like I'm gonna go and make some of these elevators work. I also

found out there's another way out of this hotel. See last night, I've

started, well it wasn't there before but it is now. There was a door

that was bolted closed, near where my room is. Right, and the nice thing

about pad locks is that if you turn them sideways, hold them down at an

angle like this, and tap them very

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softly with a hammer, all the tumblers will fall to one side. See,

helpful hints at every turn of the road. Next time you can't find that

fucking key to that padlock! Now, if it doesn't open, it's because you

have a lock with the light end... down, you have to have the heavy end.

That's the parts with the wide end of the key. Right. You think about

it. Tumblers are in there, the more they dig away, the more you want it

at top. So the thin part of the key has to be towards the earth. Or this

doesn't work very well. But I discovered if you tap it, and I opened it

up. and there's a stairway that you "diggedidadiggedida..:" and it goes

right outside! Right... And guess what? From the outside, there is no

lock to come in. So it's OK if you break into the hotel, but it's not OK

if you break out.

This is where the concept of the Roach Motel came from. And if you've

been on that street at night, you can understand why.

I wanted to talk a little bit, this morning, I want you to try

something, cause I've noticed, well... Some of you may have done too

much reframing, whether or not you went to an NLP seminar, or not. It's

very common for people to have developed, over the years internal dialog

which does not agree with them. Do you know what I'm talking about? If

not, go inside and ask if there's a part of you that does...

Now, what I'm gonna suggest at first may not sound like a good idea, but

the purpose for which I want you to do it is not the one that most

people use it. It boils down to this, it's that one of the things that

happened is they brought me somebody and they, they said, that this

person thought they were possessed. By the devil. Right, and I said,

"Cooool", I said, "Does he pay the bills too?". And they said "No, this

is not a laughing matter." And they were wrong, again.

Because the first thing they did is open the door and they brought in a

priest. Well, of course, they told me they brought somebody who thought

he was possessed. They bring in a guy dressed in a black dress, right,

and they didn't say they brought anybody else. Right, so I thought this

was the person. I had no idea. that they had gotten their client out of

some place where there were actually priests who did not believe in the

devil. Think about that. What the fuck is going on in the church anyway?

You know if you're gonna be a lunatic, at least you should read your own

rules. But no, these are modern priests, they told me "We are modern

priests" and that this is one of their partitioners, whatever that

means, and that this person had a psychological problem and believe they

were possessed by the devil. Let me get this straight, okey, you brought

one of your guys and they said, "Well, we're psychological, we do

ecumenical counseling." And I said, "What the fuck is that? Oh that

means, you do Freudian psychotherapy with the dress on?"

Ahh haaa, that raises some fucking sicko issues doesn't it? Right,

cause, you know, what Freud said about, you know, he didn't approve

about homosexuality, but he seemed to know a lot about it. But then,

there was a little man inside of him that wanted to fuck anything as far

as I could tell. He believed you had an Ego but then you had an Id and

it was horny. Right, it was, at all moments in time, peeing out from

behind your eyes going "Ahh ahhh ahhh ahh ahh ahh, Oh man, there's Mom,

let's fuck her right now!" What a sick fuck this guy was. Analyzing the

dreams of adult and having the to remember dreams they had when they

were babies, where they wanted to fuck their mother. This is HIS dreams,

by the way. Freud's! Right, now even if you had dreams like that, I

wouldn't be telling people about it, for heaven's sakes.

I mean this guy was... and of course, he took so much cocaine, and

that's really a good way, by the way, to get levelheaded. Take a drug

that makes you go "Hmmmmm (uppåt)... rrnnnggg (nedåt)... ngngngnng" So

you wanna take more "rnnnggg (uppåt)... ngrrrr (nedåt)" and of course,

they didn't fuck around in those days, they didn't snort it, they shot

it. Cause after all, it worked faster. Right AND they would stay up for

days and days at a time and find themselves like many people you will

today standing next to a window with the crack slightly open going "..."

And I always like to walk up behind them and go "Is something wrong?"

And they go "No no, I don't think so." And I go "Cool. So what's not out

there?" Then I like to sneak out the door and throw pebbles at the

window. Either that, or as soon as they turn around and look at me Look

at the window like this and they go "What?" "Nothing" and when you turn

around you go "double it double it double it" and they go "What?" and

"No, I just the feeling, wooo wooo"

You see, to me, any drug you have to take again that soon isn't worth

it, that's like coffee, I hate coffee. ---- people that go, "Uh man,

there's a Starbucks around here man?" So bad, I can't believe it. They

build 350 Starbuck's last year, that's more than one per day. Right, and

these people in line going throw withdrawal waiting for their Latte

blablablabla their fix of caffeine, you can get a coffee for a dollar

you know. You don't have to pay five bucks for a cup of coffee. Excuse

me! Go out and get some freezesnide(?) stuff and just snort it.

But the trouble with caffeine "Rrrrrrr rrrr rr" is you go back right

down. Up, right back down. Only the thing is, you have two nervous

systems, the sympathetic and the parasympathetic, well, not THAT

sympathetic, but, depends on what you put in it. Now, when you do

something which make you go adrenaline, "Rgnnnnngh...(upp)" then you

body secretes something to make you relax. "Rrgggg...(ned)" goes the

other way, so you need more coffee "Rrrgggh...(upp)" Right, so after a

while, people can drink 5 6 cups of coffee, and look you straight in the

eye and go "Yeah, I don't feel anything. Uh, except like I need more.

That's OK, I drink too much coffee, I'll have a coke instead." Which has

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